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lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
ianal:

does the "35 sets" bit indicate that each set of two are explicitly connected? like, is this a "i'm going to subpoena both you and your spouse" message?

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Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/973552345668898816


a hundred pages from now both of these will still be funny to me

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

happyhippy posted:

Some one check how many employees are in the white house, Trump Inc, Cohen's law firm, Guiliani's law firm, Jared's company, as I bet you all 70 are for some one company.

I think they are in duplicate so both sides get one. So 35

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I know the only answer is "sometime before July 10th" but I wish I knew the date the names on those subpoenas are gonna be released so I could prepare in advance to grill a nice loving steak and drink cheap whiskey.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Bath Tubs posted:

I hope someday that things matter again and my balls come back

lol no

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Am I missing it but I don't see him turn back and yell that?

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
a small additional lol, the House chaplain has decided not to turn the other cheek

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/992130319498252290

Ryan messed up, now he's got the Jesuits mad at him

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Jikes posted:

a small additional lol, the House chaplain has decided not to turn the other cheek

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/992130319498252290

Ryan messed up, now he's got the Jesuits mad at him

lol Paul Ryan lost the GOP the Evangelical vote

EPIC fat guy vids
Feb 3, 2011

squeak... squeak... SQUEAK!
Lipstick Apathy

That LGBT hate in the comments though. It's like they're attracting really vile people with their song to "protect the integrity of girls and boys."

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

lol i'm watching the press briefing now because i missed it live and hit pause to step out for a smoke and paused it on this:



lol

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich

:wmwink:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I miss Spicey. :smith:

Things were so innocent in the early days of genius presidency, 38 years ago.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/984593297950814208/photo/1




Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

hahahahahahahahahaha wtf

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Waffle House posted:

lol Paul Ryan lost the GOP the Evangelical vote

By hating on Catholics? Holy gently caress that's like a bonus x10 LOL. My balls are about to enter the 5th dimension at which point they will occupy every conceivable location in 3d space simultaneously. So on one hand they'll be all up in Ivanka but on the other they'll be in Dotard too :gonk:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

lol

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

This absolute unit gets me every time lol

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/992150482989780993

:smith:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/992139978628059137?s=20

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/992134344528596996?s=20

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff/status/992123343204683776
https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff/status/992127687467634688
https://twitter.com/RoguePOTUSStaff/status/992131681627922433

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS




vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Trump’s Support Among Black Men Doubles After Kanye West Endorsement Reuters Poll Says

If you add Kanye to Ben Carson, you get 2.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



https://twitter.com/Scout_Finch/status/887791141839568896

client
Aug 19, 2010




my holy trinity of trump pics

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

:flashfap:

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013


Is this Twitter account legit or is it basically just Q for the non CHUD's?

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


alright its time to roll out my insane, impossible conspiracy theory that trump is actually gay (not that there would be anyhting wrong with that (many such cases!)). of course there are obvious problems with this theory: a) he obviously wants to gently caress ivanka, b) all of his children (except barron, CURIOUSLY) look a lot like him. i dont think these are insurmountable. artificial insemination and being an incredible waste of human life are two ready solutions. also he got cucked wrt barron. think about it. if you unfocus your eyes, trump being a closet case is as tangibly real as the piss tape

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

who's this clown?

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.


God the digital revolution in photography is amazing. I know this is a press shot but I can soooo see some random golfer pack a Nikkor 200-500 5.6 (or Canon equivalent) in case "they see eagles instead of make them" and then whip the camera out to capture a still like this loving vulgar flesh ogre riding across the green from 100+ meters away.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Yume Nikki remake lookin good

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Fabulousity posted:

loving vulgar flesh ogre

Please, that's Mrs Jose to you. No need to be rude.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

HAHAHAHA

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



For all that the right wants to hem and haw about LIBERAL IDENTITY POLITICS there sure are lots of people online who seem to be only capable of self identifying by invoking the name or image of Donald Trump. What are they going to do when the fat bitch leaves office?

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

bloom posted:

Please, that's Mrs Jose to you. No need to be rude.

I didn't say anything about the eyes, I get a pass.



Can someone Photoshop Trump as Lo-Pan on a toilet controlling Suckabee?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
The gif of trumpy picking up the marine’s hat (cover??), putting it on his head, patting his arm and it flies off immediately just slays me.


Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 30 minutes!
Not even when his dentures fell when he was literally doing a national television address?

God blessshhh

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Bath Tubs posted:

Is this Twitter account legit or is it basically just Q for the non CHUD's?

all of those "rogue" (read: fake) twitter accounts are extremely online hashtag THE RESISTANCE dumbasses

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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Jel Shaker posted:

Not even when his dentures fell when he was literally doing a national television address?

God blessshhh

video?

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