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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!




"Once you pop, that's great" has to be the best slogan ever.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Those weren't really a knockoff, they were a strange tryhard prank by the Cards Against Humanity guys.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bootleg_Stuff/status/988913390730039297

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



These are fun. I’d totally buy a Regular Raccoon.

https://www.facebook.com/obviousplant/posts/1827456093971807

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


EL BROMANCE posted:

These are fun. I’d totally buy a Regular Raccoon.

https://www.facebook.com/obviousplant/posts/1827456093971807

For those not wanting to click the link:

Incredible Fella:


Regular Raccoon:


Token Girl:


Fedora Ron:


And my favourite that I 100% need: The Knighy Knight!



There's a few rare ones like Greg, Hacker Boy and Detective Horse:



(Do not eat the raccoon)

EDIT: Looks like they were a joke and sold out:
https://obvious-plant.myshopify.com/collections/all

https://www.reddit.com/user/obviousplant/

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 05:57 on Apr 28, 2018

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Yeah. No poo poo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Samovar posted:

Yeah. No poo poo.

Sorry, not up with the memes

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Humphreys posted:

Sorry, not up with the memes

Obvious Plant is a comedian or are comedians memes now?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




All things are memes. Welcome to the meme universe.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Facebook Aunt posted:

All things are memes. Welcome to the meme universe.

Am I a meme??? Am I a good meme or a bad meme??? :ohdear:

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Am I a meme??? Am I a good meme or a bad meme??? :ohdear:

Deep down you already know the answer.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Shai-Hulud posted:

Deep down you already know the answer.

Noooooooooooooo

:negative:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I follow OB on facebook, and I saw those figures like an hour after he posted them...Token Girl was still available for purchase at the time.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

One outta three aint bad.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/tD52mpU.jpg :nws:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010



I guess if you publish a super inofficial game guide you have to cover your rear end but come on

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I always liked stuff that seemed to be boasting about it being “UNOFFICIAL!” as if that meant it was actually going to be a better product.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

EL BROMANCE posted:

I always liked stuff that seemed to be boasting about it being “UNOFFICIAL!” as if that meant it was actually going to be a better product.

for strategy guides and whatnot, it kind of made sense- the idea was that the unofficial guide would have stuff that the official guide didn't necessarily want to spill the beans on, or that might be potentially embarrassing to the dev/publisher (like glitches and version differences and whatnot). I remember having an unofficial guide for Primal Rage that had separate movelists for every version of the game, outlines of how all the home versions differ from the arcade, a little blurb about the piss fatality getting censored, and all sorts of neat stuff that you probably wouldn't see in the real guide.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



That’s fair, I don’t think I’ve ever owned a strategy guide for a game. I’m remembering things like band calendars and magazines about them. I’m sure they legally have to state they’re not official products to just about get away with existing, and they try use it as a selling point. The current ones I found all look a bit more subtle than the ones I grew up with.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



EL BROMANCE posted:

I always liked stuff that seemed to be boasting about it being “UNOFFICIAL!” as if that meant it was actually going to be a better product.

The unofficial Final Fantasy VII strategy guide was fantastic, if only because it gave you the strategy for fighting the boss following Aerith's death in vague terms without referencing the event itself, whereas Square's official guide gave you a full-page spread of clips of the death cutscene on the right-side page with absolutely no warning. It also includes a random debug enemy that was only in the JP version of the game, which opened up a whole new realm of speculation back in the day.

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Holy poo poo I just watched that and I'm not sure why.

Why would I care.

Why would anyone care.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Takoluka posted:

The unofficial Final Fantasy VII strategy guide was fantastic, if only because it gave you the strategy for fighting the boss following Aerith's death in vague terms without referencing the event itself, whereas Square's official guide gave you a full-page spread of clips of the death cutscene on the right-side page with absolutely no warning. It also includes a random debug enemy that was only in the JP version of the game, which opened up a whole new realm of speculation back in the day.
For a second I thought you said Final Fantasy 6, which at the time was 3, and had this loving thing:



It was at least an inch thick. It had an obscene amount of items and things listed that never existed in the game, with absurd stats. I spent so much time trying to find those things that weren't actually there.

edit: man, that sword would be really uncomfortable to hold

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Takoluka posted:

The unofficial Final Fantasy VII strategy guide was fantastic, if only because it gave you the strategy for fighting the boss following Aerith's death in vague terms without referencing the event itself, whereas Square's official guide gave you a full-page spread of clips of the death cutscene on the right-side page with absolutely no warning. It also includes a random debug enemy that was only in the JP version of the game, which opened up a whole new realm of speculation back in the day.

Haha I had that guide too. Some other issues with it were that it didn't have any information on the Man in Kalm that you could trade the items from the Weapon fights to for stuff you probably didn't need if you could already beat the Weapons, and then that treasure map you only got from morphing a specific enemy in the underwater reactor that when you gave it to him he gave you the materia that took away the time limit fighting emerald.

I also had This Gem which is an awful, awful guide. The author hand draws all the illustrations (quite poorly) instead of taking screen shots, she constantly interjects personal opinion and unfunny jokes, and often she just plain is wrong about a lot of the facts of the game due to using a Japanese copy. Also, it spoils a ton of the plot. It might be the worst guide I've ever seen.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Choco1980 posted:

Haha I had that guide too. Some other issues with it were that it didn't have any information on the Man in Kalm that you could trade the items from the Weapon fights to for stuff you probably didn't need if you could already beat the Weapons, and then that treasure map you only got from morphing a specific enemy in the underwater reactor that when you gave it to him he gave you the materia that took away the time limit fighting emerald.

I believe this is probably because the Weapons weren't in JP 1.0, so those quests weren't even included.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Captain Invictus posted:

For a second I thought you said Final Fantasy 6, which at the time was 3, and had this loving thing:
Oh, wow, the author's "name" translates to "Write Fast". :allears:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I'm not sure if this is a bootleg, but it's on Aliexpress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5LWPrIrpnc

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

The MSJ posted:

I'm not sure if this is a bootleg, but it's on Aliexpress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5LWPrIrpnc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FDKFoXPE6k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NALxq9_Qllg

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

The MSJ posted:

I'm not sure if this is a bootleg, but it's on Aliexpress.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5LWPrIrpnc



:catstare:

*person picks up duck*

"IF YOU DON'T PUT ME DOWN, I CAN'T BREATHE!"

*death sounds*

:stonk:

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

TOO REAL, DJ DUCK! TOO REAL!

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Update the sound chip and they could have an internet top seller.

The choke me harder meme has been a thing for a while now.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
We aren't all on pornhub's mailing list

Booourns
Jan 20, 2004
Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Please don't post my Wacky Races OC without credit.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A local record shop posted this photo of the back cover of a pirated DVD that someone brought in and asked us to guess which movie was actually in the case

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Star wars?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Oh dang I've been waiting for them to post the answer and I didn't realise they'd posted it under their human name. It was Fillowship Of The Ring.

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KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh dang I've been waiting for them to post the answer and I didn't realise they'd posted it under their human name. It was Fillowship Of The Ring.


Well, it was recorded in Kiwiland, so it fits.

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