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AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

Courtesy of the UFC thread in PSP.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhrud18HzWX/?hl=en&taken-by=thebeastufc

that cop got owned lmao

# ? Apr 17, 2018 22:44

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 09:44

The Shep: Jan 10, 2007; If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.

Smiling Jack posted:

What the loving Christ is wrong with your dumbass department.

ssays the guy who works for nypd lol

# ? Apr 18, 2018 19:05

Chopstix: Nov 20, 2002

There is a furry convention that needed two overtime slots for 8 hours friday and saturday night for $75 an hour.

There�s no price for my dignity even though I am an OT whore (I am also on light duty)

I dont think the officers who signed up know what they are getting themselves into.

The last time they came there was a call for a stabbing in which a girlfriend woke up to her boyfriend banging some other guy and she got jealous........ so her boyfriend mysteriously �fell� on a knife several times (not a covered relationship though)

# ? Apr 19, 2018 02:16

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/immigration/article209114679.html

hey ice remember when you targeted human traffickers and felony absconders

# ? Apr 19, 2018 02:22

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

ICE is bad and every ICE agent should be shot into the sun

# ? Apr 19, 2018 02:30

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

HSI is ok

# ? Apr 19, 2018 05:33

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 19 days!

I miss the W Bush days where we'd get illegals at the gate at Quantico, call up ICE and the conversation would basically be

"Hey ICE, we have a few undocumented with fake id's, cited ready for you to pick up"

"Uh...how many?"

"We have x"

"Uh, call us when you have x+1, cite and release"

# ? Apr 19, 2018 07:18

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

ICE is bad and every ICE agent should be shot into the sun

My department refuses to cooperate with ICE. We are under orders not to let them into the building. :c00lbutt:

# ? Apr 19, 2018 15:29

JayKay: Sep 11, 2001; And you thought they were cute and cuddly.

Chopstix posted:

There is a furry convention that needed two overtime slots for 8 hours friday and saturday night for $75 an hour.

There�s no price for my dignity even though I am an OT whore (I am also on light duty)

I dont think the officers who signed up know what they are getting themselves into.

The last time they came there was a call for a stabbing in which a girlfriend woke up to her boyfriend banging some other guy and she got jealous........ so her boyfriend mysteriously �fell� on a knife several times (not a covered relationship though)

Scrub

miss you bby

# ? Apr 19, 2018 15:44

Michael Transactions: Nov 11, 2013

Cop pussy taste goo

# ? Apr 21, 2018 04:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

spb posted:

Cop pussy taste goo

# ? Apr 21, 2018 04:41

GunForumMeme: Apr 22, 2010

spb posted:

Cop pussy taste ~~goo~~ like abandonment issues

FTFY

# ? Apr 21, 2018 14:37

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

https://youtu.be/PTcVarCbF1c

https://youtu.be/k3iYeOEX034
Entitled white bitch given every opportunity to not get arrested, gets arrested.

# ? Apr 22, 2018 10:10

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

# ? Apr 23, 2018 14:02

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Any good cop stories lately?

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:09

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

I saw one of my local unmarked units go down the wrong side of a 4-lane arterial to blow a red light in an active school crossing zone while rolling code yesterday, that was pretty cool.

Never found out what was going on but there were 5 more squad cars headed somewhere with a quickness from other directions shortly afterward and no fire or ems ever rolled out.

# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:58

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Dallas might have lost two tonight.

Shooting at a Home Depot

# ? Apr 25, 2018 03:10

Cugel the Clever: Apr 5, 2009; I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Any good cop stories lately?

How's this? https://www.politico.com/states/new...issioner-381467

quote:

When police pulled over the Toyota Corolla with Nevada plates that Saturday afternoon, they discovered the car�s registration was out of date and the driver didn't have a current insurance card. The car would have to be impounded, Savitsky informed the driver, who handled the news calmly.

Then Turner arrived.

�She immediately walked up to PO Casper and I and began attempting to hand me a business card identifying herself as �the commissioner of the Port Authority,�� wrote Savitsky, referring to his fellow officer. �She also exhibited a full-size gold badge in a badge wallet that had the same printed on it. She then began a line of questioning in a demanding nature."

�The video speaks for itself," Port Authority spokesman Ben Branham said. "The conduct was indefensible. The board takes its recently adopted Code of Ethics for commissioners extremely seriously and was preparing to form a special committee to review the findings of the inspector general investigation and take action at this Thursday�s board meeting. Commissioner Turner�s resignation was appropriate given her outrageous conduct.�

# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:01

Scruff McGruff: Feb 13, 2007; Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Cugel the Clever posted:

How's this? https://www.politico.com/states/new...issioner-381467

Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. More local government officials trying to wield influence they don't have.

https://hudsonvalleyone.com/2017/10/27/county-legislator-apologizes-for-behavior-at-traffic-stop-shown-in-video/

# ? Apr 25, 2018 14:27

Seekhay: Sep 11, 2001; College Slice

Cugel the Clever posted:

How's this? https://www.politico.com/states/new...issioner-381467

Pretty tame for Jersey tbh, expected more vulgarity from a veteran of the Christie administration.

# ? Apr 25, 2018 16:08

Pilot to Gunner: Aug 21, 2009; That's what you get, you get fork stabbed.

Scruff McGruff posted:

Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. More local government officials trying to wield influence they don't have.

https://hudsonvalleyone.com/2017/10/27/county-legislator-apologizes-for-behavior-at-traffic-stop-shown-in-video/

Ugh. "I work for the county" is up there** on my Most Hated Excuses List.
Yeahhhh... teenage lifeguards and substitute teachers also "work for the county", but oddly, they rarely pull that card. I'd probably give them a pass if they did though.

**Also: fake seizures, fake panic attacks, and the always popular "I didn't do it. I would never do that because I'm a christian".

# ? Apr 30, 2018 02:57

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Pilot to Gunner posted:

Ugh. "I work for the county" is up there** on my Most Hated Excuses List.
Yeahhhh... teenage lifeguards and substitute teachers also "work for the county", but oddly, they rarely pull that card. I'd probably give them a pass if they did though.

**Also: fake seizures, fake panic attacks, and the always popular "I didn't do it. I would never do that because I'm a christian".

Yeah well God's not here, P. Barnes is.

# ? Apr 30, 2018 06:07

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

God bless P. Barnes

# ? Apr 30, 2018 07:18

GunForumMeme: Apr 22, 2010

Peace be with P. Barnes.

# ? May 1, 2018 22:06

Vahakyla: May 3, 2013

FINALDN STRONK, but alkohol stronker. Klara vappen, bara vatten.

You have to admire the Avant-garde thinking of the officers and to applaud the customer's partyhard-attitude.

Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 07:16 on May 2, 2018

# ? May 2, 2018 07:12

Pilot to Gunner: Aug 21, 2009; That's what you get, you get fork stabbed.

Did this take place in an actual Ikea or is that just how all establishments in Finland look?

# ? May 2, 2018 20:55

Vahakyla: May 3, 2013

This is an S-Market grocery store. He probably succumbed on the way to the beer aisle.

# ? May 2, 2018 21:02

Bernard McFacknutah: Nov 13, 2009

As it's Finland, can I guess they are just using that pallet truck to help him to his car so he can drive himself and his kids home?

# ? May 3, 2018 17:18

Vahakyla: May 3, 2013

He�s supposed to go home to beat his wife, as is the proud tradition of hosed up Finnish men. Then come summer, he should get hammered, go fishing, get more hammered, and attempt to piss from the boat while standing up. Oh, and real men don�t wear life jackets, so he falls into water, extinguishing yet another flame of a depressed, alcoholic, and suicidal family tree.

# ? May 3, 2018 20:17

Bored As Fuck: Jan 1, 2006; Fun Shoe

https://youtu.be/FokaTjYtpb8

God bless Sgt. Jenkins

# ? May 4, 2018 07:07

GunForumMeme: Apr 22, 2010

Bernard,

How does one successfully navigate a live in girlfriend getting a pet without getting cucked? Asking for a friend.

Respectfully,
GFM

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# ? May 4, 2018 14:45

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

GunForumMeme posted:

Bernard,

How does one successfully navigate a live in girlfriend getting a pet without getting cucked? Asking for a friend.

Respectfully,
GFM

How could he answer that question? You should be asking someone who has actually done so rather than someone who lost his gal to a 1.5 lbs sack of fur and poo poo.

Here�s how you navigate it - make sure it�s a dog and congrats you have a dog now. As long as it isn�t a macau, you�re pretty much set.

# ? May 4, 2018 15:36

GunForumMeme: Apr 22, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

How could he answer that question? You should be asking someone who has actually done so rather than someone who lost his gal to a 1.5 lbs sack of fur and poo poo.

Here’s how you navigate it - make sure it’s a dog and congrats you have a dog now. As long as it isn’t a macau, you’re pretty much set.

I'd rather ask him than ask someone with survivor bias.

It's a cat. Which is fine by me. Cause I don't have time for a dog.

# ? May 4, 2018 17:20

Butter Activities: May 4, 2018

Chopstix posted:

There is a furry convention that needed two overtime slots for 8 hours friday and saturday night for $75 an hour.

There�s no price for my dignity even though I am an OT whore (I am also on light duty)

I dont think the officers who signed up know what they are getting themselves into.

The last time they came there was a call for a stabbing in which a girlfriend woke up to her boyfriend banging some other guy and she got jealous........ so her boyfriend mysteriously �fell� on a knife several times (not a covered relationship though)

Nope nope nope.

I'll happily take ~$25 less an hour to ride on a bus a little more.

# ? May 4, 2018 18:14

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

GunForumMeme posted:

I'd rather ask him than ask someone with survivor bias.

It's a cat. Which is fine by me. Cause I don't have time for a dog.

Oh that poo poo is easy then. Cats are pet easy mode. Keep the litter box clean. Keep food in the bowl. Voila you�re done with cats.

Speaking of, i gutted an old couch and turned it into a giant cat tower. Hector loves it. Build extravagant poo poo for your cat to climb and they�ll be happy.

# ? May 4, 2018 20:38