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Mr. Nice! posted:Courtesy of the UFC thread in PSP. that cop got owned lmao
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# ? Apr 17, 2018 22:44 |
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Smiling Jack posted:What the loving Christ is wrong with your dumbass department. ssays the guy who works for nypd lol
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# ? Apr 18, 2018 19:05 |
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There is a furry convention that needed two overtime slots for 8 hours friday and saturday night for $75 an hour. There’s no price for my dignity even though I am an OT whore (I am also on light duty) I dont think the officers who signed up know what they are getting themselves into. The last time they came there was a call for a stabbing in which a girlfriend woke up to her boyfriend banging some other guy and she got jealous........ so her boyfriend mysteriously “fell” on a knife several times (not a covered relationship though)
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 02:16 |
http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/immigration/article209114679.html hey ice remember when you targeted human traffickers and felony absconders
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 02:22 |
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ICE is bad and every ICE agent should be shot into the sun
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 02:30 |
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HSI is ok
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 05:33 |
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I miss the W Bush days where we'd get illegals at the gate at Quantico, call up ICE and the conversation would basically be "Hey ICE, we have a few undocumented with fake id's, cited ready for you to pick up" "Uh...how many?" "We have x" "Uh, call us when you have x+1, cite and release"
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 07:18 |
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AggressivelyStupid posted:ICE is bad and every ICE agent should be shot into the sun My department refuses to cooperate with ICE. We are under orders not to let them into the building.
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 15:29 |
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Chopstix posted:There is a furry convention that needed two overtime slots for 8 hours friday and saturday night for $75 an hour. Scrub miss you bby
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 15:44 |
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Cop pussy taste goo
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 04:31 |
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spb posted:Cop pussy taste goo
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 04:41 |
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spb posted:Cop pussy taste FTFY
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 14:37 |
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https://youtu.be/PTcVarCbF1c https://youtu.be/k3iYeOEX034 Entitled white bitch given every opportunity to not get arrested, gets arrested.
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# ? Apr 22, 2018 10:10 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2018 14:02 |
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Any good cop stories lately?
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:09 |
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I saw one of my local unmarked units go down the wrong side of a 4-lane arterial to blow a red light in an active school crossing zone while rolling code yesterday, that was pretty cool. Never found out what was going on but there were 5 more squad cars headed somewhere with a quickness from other directions shortly afterward and no fire or ems ever rolled out.
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# ? Apr 24, 2018 20:58 |
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Dallas might have lost two tonight. Shooting at a Home Depot
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 03:10 |
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Any good cop stories lately? quote:When police pulled over the Toyota Corolla with Nevada plates that Saturday afternoon, they discovered the car’s registration was out of date and the driver didn't have a current insurance card. The car would have to be impounded, Savitsky informed the driver, who handled the news calmly.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 04:01 |
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Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. More local government officials trying to wield influence they don't have. https://hudsonvalleyone.com/2017/10/27/county-legislator-apologizes-for-behavior-at-traffic-stop-shown-in-video/
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 14:27 |
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Pretty tame for Jersey tbh, expected more vulgarity from a veteran of the Christie administration.
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# ? Apr 25, 2018 16:08 |
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Scruff McGruff posted:Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. More local government officials trying to wield influence they don't have. Ugh. "I work for the county" is up there** on my Most Hated Excuses List. Yeahhhh... teenage lifeguards and substitute teachers also "work for the county", but oddly, they rarely pull that card. I'd probably give them a pass if they did though. **Also: fake seizures, fake panic attacks, and the always popular "I didn't do it. I would never do that because I'm a christian".
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 02:57 |
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Pilot to Gunner posted:Ugh. "I work for the county" is up there** on my Most Hated Excuses List. Yeah well God's not here, P. Barnes is.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 06:07 |
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God bless P. Barnes
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 07:18 |
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Peace be with P. Barnes.
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# ? May 1, 2018 22:06 |
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FINALDN STRONK, but alkohol stronker. Klara vappen, bara vatten. You have to admire the Avant-garde thinking of the officers and to applaud the customer's partyhard-attitude. Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 07:16 on May 2, 2018 |
# ? May 2, 2018 07:12 |
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Did this take place in an actual Ikea or is that just how all establishments in Finland look?
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# ? May 2, 2018 20:55 |
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This is an S-Market grocery store. He probably succumbed on the way to the beer aisle.
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# ? May 2, 2018 21:02 |
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As it's Finland, can I guess they are just using that pallet truck to help him to his car so he can drive himself and his kids home?
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# ? May 3, 2018 17:18 |
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He’s supposed to go home to beat his wife, as is the proud tradition of hosed up Finnish men. Then come summer, he should get hammered, go fishing, get more hammered, and attempt to piss from the boat while standing up. Oh, and real men don’t wear life jackets, so he falls into water, extinguishing yet another flame of a depressed, alcoholic, and suicidal family tree.
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# ? May 3, 2018 20:17 |
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https://youtu.be/FokaTjYtpb8 God bless Sgt. Jenkins
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# ? May 4, 2018 07:07 |
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Bernard, How does one successfully navigate a live in girlfriend getting a pet without getting cucked? Asking for a friend. Respectfully, GFM (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? May 4, 2018 14:45 |
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GunForumMeme posted:Bernard, How could he answer that question? You should be asking someone who has actually done so rather than someone who lost his gal to a 1.5 lbs sack of fur and poo poo. Here’s how you navigate it - make sure it’s a dog and congrats you have a dog now. As long as it isn’t a macau, you’re pretty much set.
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# ? May 4, 2018 15:36 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:How could he answer that question? You should be asking someone who has actually done so rather than someone who lost his gal to a 1.5 lbs sack of fur and poo poo. I'd rather ask him than ask someone with survivor bias. It's a cat. Which is fine by me. Cause I don't have time for a dog.
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# ? May 4, 2018 17:20 |
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Chopstix posted:There is a furry convention that needed two overtime slots for 8 hours friday and saturday night for $75 an hour. Nope nope nope. I'll happily take ~$25 less an hour to ride on a bus a little more.
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# ? May 4, 2018 18:14 |
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GunForumMeme posted:I'd rather ask him than ask someone with survivor bias. Oh that poo poo is easy then. Cats are pet easy mode. Keep the litter box clean. Keep food in the bowl. Voila you’re done with cats. Speaking of, i gutted an old couch and turned it into a giant cat tower. Hector loves it. Build extravagant poo poo for your cat to climb and they’ll be happy.
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# ? May 4, 2018 20:38 |
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https://twitter.com/SBANYPD/status/992561992731852800
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# ? May 5, 2018 10:22 |
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lmao
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# ? May 5, 2018 11:17 |
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FTP
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# ? May 5, 2018 15:07 |
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Lmao. How the gently caress would they think that that's a good thing to tweet.
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# ? May 5, 2018 15:41 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 16:06 |
Bored As gently caress posted:Lmao. How the gently caress would they think that that's a good thing to tweet. whoever runs the sba Twitter is an embarrassment
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