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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Kalli posted:

He's been drafted, so he's gotta be destroyed now

https://twitter.com/RVacchianoSNY/status/992469834398134277

He is dead to the NFL. Extinguish his life in a ritual sacrifice immediately.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Blitz7x posted:

What the hell happened to Breshaud Breeland
Foot infection

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Big Ben is a big baby


quote:

"So, I was surprised when they took a quarterback," Roethlisberger said Friday, "because I thought that maybe in the third round, you can get some really good football players that can help this team now. And nothing against Mason, I think he's a great football player ... I just don't know how backing up or being the third guy, who knows where he's going to fall on the depth chart, but helps us win now."

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Additionally, I will be threatening to retire again, also

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

quote:

When asked about mentoring the young rookie, Roethlisberger seemed uninterested:

“I don’t think I’ll need to since he said he doesn’t need me. If he asks me a question, I might just have to point to the playbook.”

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Huh, who knew Roethliswhatever could become even more unlikable.

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing
Impending retirement/replacement really seems to expose the inherent babiness of these guys.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Brees said a lot of the same kinda stuff when Rivers was drafted

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

How could you lack self awareness on that level? It’s kind of fascinating.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
so this sort of belies the idea that Ben will ever be retiring until he physically has to

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
How any of you are surprised by Ben saying cringey poo poo and acting like it's some new phenomenon

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Raku posted:

so this sort of belies the idea that Ben will ever be retiring until he physically has to

Maybe, but probably he's just an rear end in a top hat who would do the same thing if he was going to retire tomorrow.

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Mentoring is awesome. What a baby.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

a neat cape posted:

Brees said a lot of the same kinda stuff when Rivers was drafted

Brees was like 26 there's a big difference

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Pretty sure every senior QB gives poo poo to the rookie QB.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

A Man and his dog posted:

Pretty sure every senior QB gives poo poo to the rookie QB.

Tom felt so threatened he made Kraft dump Garrapolo.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

A Man and his dog posted:

Pretty sure every senior QB gives poo poo to the rookie QB.

Romo and Dak were pals that poo poo on Sanchez instead.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Wasn’t Sanchez above Dak on the depth chart tho?

Honestly I’m not surprised Ben is acting this way. When you’re the alpha you have high confidence in your skills, and any threat of replacement is going to be treated as such. Doubly so if you’re getting up there in age.

Solanumai
Mar 26, 2006

It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!

warcrimes posted:

Huh, who knew Roethliswhatever could become even more unlikable.

This is the correct take.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Hell i don’t know about offseason. I’m just still laughing at week 17 that year. Dak comes out for two drives, gets a score. Romo comes out for one drive and effortless charges down the field for a TD. Then sanchez comes in and every sideline shot after he fucks up is Tony and Dak laughing at him.

Solanumai
Mar 26, 2006

It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!
Being totally fair, Sanchez is one of the most unintentionally funny quarterbacks of all time.

-butt fumble
- UGLY...AND A LOSS
-the prominent photo on his Wikipedia page is him in an Eagles jersey which is a time in my life I tried to forget.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

swickles posted:

Tom felt so threatened he made Kraft dump Garrapolo.

That was a unique situation because Jimmy also wanted to be dumped and had the same agent as Tom. I think in retrospect, even if Brady didn't go to Kraft they never would have worked out a deal with Jimmy.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

swickles posted:

Tom felt so threatened he made Kraft dump Garrapolo.

That was about looks, not skill.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

rudolph is a good pick by the steelers because they can't afford to start garbage rear end landry jones in the period in between bens annual injury in Week Immediately After Playing The Bengals and his miraculous recovery in Week They Play The Bengals A Second Time

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Do we have any proof Brady made them dump Jimmy? I mean, it's like 95% likely it's what happened but it would be funnier if we had confirmation

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Like Malcom Butler’s benching during he Super Bowl, the Garappolo trade will be a mystery until Bill retires & spills the beans.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Mr. Nice! posted:

Romo and Dak were pals that poo poo on Sanchez instead.

Romo was professional about the situation it seemed to me. True good dude that guy. Great QB. #HomoforRomo

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
I feel sorry for Josh Dobbs.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Cavauro posted:

Why don't nfl players of similar skill all have the same name and live in the same house? the current measures of operation are inane.

I mean Matt Stafford and Matt Ryan do hang out all the time in the offseason so

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I mean Matt Stafford and Matt Ryan do hang out all the time in the offseason so

That’s a weird relationship. Ryan is a doofy nerd and Stafford likes to party


Like what do they talk about

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Joey Freshwater posted:

That’s a weird relationship. Ryan is a doofy nerd and Stafford likes to party


Like what do they talk about

Golf.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Sad King Billy posted:

I feel sorry for Josh Dobbs.

Why? He can use that aerospace engineering degree now. Dude isn't going to work in dealerships. Probably the best thing that could happen to him.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I mean Matt Stafford and Matt Ryan do hang out all the time in the offseason so

A hippie girl working at an all natural grocery store in Ottawa Canada wears her Matt Ryan jersey to work some days because he's 'So hot'.

I mean, really? His QB QT score has to be top 20ish at best.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hizawk posted:

A hippie girl working at an all natural grocery store in Ottawa Canada wears her Matt Ryan jersey to work some days because he's 'So hot'.

I mean, really? His QB QT score has to be top 20ish at best.

it's almost like different people find different things attractive

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Like Malcom Butler’s benching during he Super Bowl, the Garappolo trade will be a mystery until Bill retires & spills the beans.

Bill will never talk about why he benched Butler because at this point there’s literally no explanation he can give that doesn’t make him look like an egotistical idiot.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Randaconda posted:

it's almost like different people find different things attractive

Laffo at people who like weak chins and the muscle tone of damp bread.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
*a totally stable and not weird person with sexual trauma in their past* I find that Rainn Wilson really gets my engine running.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/dannyamendola/status/992810042888892416?s=21

weird!!

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


You're gonna love him when he isn't injured

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

It's called "smiling" and football players sometimes do it when their team scores more points than the other team during the time allotted for the game

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