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bob dobbs is dead posted:Tingle, tbh, trades on concept and speed, not execution It was for the good of the kingdom.
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Wish I hadn't read that chapter at work. I'm gonna be late for a meeting now because I have a hard on - an impressive 11 inches - and it is leaking precum.
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May 4, 2018 10:10
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Try manipulating your cloaca.
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May 4, 2018 10:27
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sandoz posted:lol squid don't even have cloacae 
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sandoz posted:lol squid don't even have cloacae
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May 4, 2018 14:57
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sandoz posted:lol squid don't even have cloacae 
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May 4, 2018 14:59
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a squid's dick and balls
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May 4, 2018 16:33
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This is whats going to happen to squid handjob goon when he self publishes. https://twitter.com/chaeronaea/status/992291493506306048
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:This is whats going to happen to squid handjob goon when he self publishes. a squid's anchovies and tobacco
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May 4, 2018 17:58
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A squid dick is the same size as the arm.
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May 4, 2018 23:25
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So that's like, what, two cubits?
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dunno depends on the squid. Seems like it'd be a bigun if were two cubits. I didn't read the chapter 32, did the author drop in cubits? If so that's a pretty lame choice
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May 5, 2018 03:57
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No he dropped inches, and my lords, and other things specific to our world that completely broke the immersion. But that’s not why his prose is hilarious/terrible. You should really read it when you get the time, it’s short. It’s condensed unintentional comedy, in fact.
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I'm gonna go out on a
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here we go https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21834723
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May 5, 2018 07:48
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Yeah but he DEFINITELY brought it up like she got hosed in the mouth by a squid not that she ate a squid dick and that got her face pregnant. I’ve never been so relieved to be so grossed out.
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May 5, 2018 13:16
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You know I bet he could still write weird erotica and make some extra beer money each month. It's the Wild West out there for self publishing, people!
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May 5, 2018 13:22
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Nobody is going to read 25,000 pages of erotica though. I wouldn't even read it if you paid me 15 dollars a "novel".
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May 5, 2018 13:28
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What the genre of fantasy politics needs is probably more weird sex and not way, way less weird sex - A guy who jacked off to The Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind
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Bust Rodd posted:What the genre of fantasy politics needs is probably more weird sex and not way, way less weird sex True. The weird sex was less gross than the politics in that one.
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May 5, 2018 14:19
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Nobody is going to read 25,000 pages of erotica though. I wouldn't even read it if you paid me 15 dollars a
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P-Mack posted:True. The weird sex was less gross than the politics in that one. I like to think old Terry was trying to write sex scenes that would turn on Ayn Rand.
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May 5, 2018 18:47
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I never read anything from him, but is he the one that would always say "turned _____ into a womb" whenever a monster hosed a part of someone that wasn't a womb?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nothing much, just a goon told a story about how he lanced a taint boil and slapped a wet/dry vac onto it to suck out all the juices and then had to throw the tubing and everything away because he couldn't get the stink and juices all the way out. You know, nothing out of the ordinary. No way, he just started vacuuming that poo poo. No lances or nothing. It hadn't come to a head yet.
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quote:I think I’ve hit rock bottom. The former seems much more likely to me than the latter if it helps quote:Dear "I wrote a scene for a book that involves squid hitman getting a handjob" goon, ohhhhh shiiiiiit fetish fiiiiiight
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s can't be done through confessions cause I would buy you Archives if you can make an audiobook of your tales using the book barn goons.
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I don't know why you'd order phenazepam if you don't want to be arrested. At least if it ends up being a drug sting you'll remember why you're in a cell.
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May 5, 2018 23:52
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*starts rapidly spinning as boner magnitizes towards both fetishes indecisively*
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May 5, 2018 23:55
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I have a fetish for people with fetishes fighting each other
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May 6, 2018 00:10
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loquacius posted:ohhhhh shiiiiiit fetish fiiiiiight
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May 6, 2018 00:11
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quote:The chances of you being busted are microscopic unless you are ordering large quantities of scheduled drugs across national borders. Still, yer prolly gonna get ripped off. EDIT: nevertheless, if you are ordering pills off some mega shady internet site, then yeah, you are approaching rock bottom. Consider therapy. Or at least talk to someone. Gynovore fucked around with this message at 00:52 on May 6, 2018 |
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Pill goon: my father was the late ruler of Nigeria Sani Abacha. When he died he left many millions of dollars in bank accounts in various names, including Paul T Anderson. If you send me $5,000 to create documents in that name for you and you impersonate Mr Anderson to get the funds, I will give you 20%. Your friend in God Hans-Norbert Abacha
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Phenazepam goon, it's just a scam. Cameroon isn't as big on scams as the classics like Nigeria and India but they are pretty up there. I don't think I've ever heard of someone using western union/moneygram for anything that wasn't a scam. When you see that payment method and that country together, it should set off every scam alarm bell you have in your head.
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May 6, 2018 10:27
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Wasn't there an account from someone who took phen and ended up waking up naked in a jail cell smeared with their own poop?
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Phenazepam goon, it's just a scam. Cameroon isn't as big on scams as the classics like Nigeria and India but they are pretty up there. I don't think I've ever heard of someone using western union/moneygram for anything that wasn't a scam. When you see that payment method and that country together, it should set off every scam alarm bell you have in your head. I forgot to mention that even if pills arrive who knows wtf they are?! It’s all the fun of gambling with the lucky chance to end up in hospital!
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May 6, 2018 10:33
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SciFiDownBeat posted:can... can I be a squid in my next life?
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May 6, 2018 10:49
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Phenazepam goon, it's just a scam. Cameroon isn't as big on scams as the classics like Nigeria and India but they are pretty up there. I don't think I've ever heard of someone using western union/moneygram for anything that wasn't a scam. When you see that payment method and that country together, it should set off every scam alarm bell you have in your head. Sure pal.... Like people lie in the internet.....
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One day there will actually be a Nigerian prince with millions of dollars who needs just a little to release it... and he’s gonna be so mad when it doesn’t work out because nobody trusts him.
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therattle posted:I forgot to mention that even if pills arrive who knows wtf they are?! It’s all the fun of gambling with the lucky chance to end up
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loquacius posted:One of the kids started school, we had great times, and we had amazing sex. That is an incredible sentance to take out of context
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