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ArbitraryC posted:Maybe I'm just inappropriately possessive but I can't understand how relationships can recover after a break like that. I'm okay with someone I'm dating having had a sex life before me, but I'm totally not okay with it happening during me. It's irrevocable, like spending the rest of your life whenever you see any media or hearing any friends talk about fidelity and you just have to sort of sit there like an incel pretending to find 40 year old virgin funny feels like such an unnecessary cross to bear. They found someone else at least once, why can't you? I think this is the first time I've ever 100% agreed with an ArbitraryC post, and I'm not sure how to feel about it But yeah, I had an ex who heard me say "I'm really not into casual relationships, so if you want to see other women we probably aren't a good match", decided to date me and then break up with me specifically to sleep with other women, and then was confused when I wasn't interested in getting back together a few months on. Like, it's not the seeing other people that's the issue, it's the choosing other people over me. Breaking up with me to do that doesn't make it less unattractive
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Theophany posted:My (21M) dad (37M) is sleeping with my ex girlfriend (26F). I don't want to speak to either of them at all. I just found out that my ex is pregnant by him, and that they are keeping the baby. Not sure how to feel. This dad sounds cool and rad.
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13Pandora13 posted:Now that your dad is dead you can tell your brother what a piece of poo poo he is and that the whole family would be better off without him without upsetting your dad in his final moments. Telling off a drug addict with a gun after the loss of their father is sound life advice.
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Clark Nova posted:I would suspect a Pnurtis’ parents had read too many books. I’d suspect Moonlynne’s parents were functionally illiterate Well Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo, I know you really liked that there Disney Mulan movie and all, but I don't want any daughter of ours to have some kinda ethnic name.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Well Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo, I know you really liked that there Disney Mulan movie and all, but I don't want any daughter of ours to have some kinda ethnic name. This is just asking for her to have some bizarre adventure.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:This is just asking for her to have some bizarre adventure.
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A short, but fun one from /r/legaladvice [Canada] Bought something intimate at a sex shop. Former high school classmate leaked my purchase quote:QC, Canada. And the update: quote:I'm posting the conclusion to the situation I asked about last week since it generated some interest. I'm glad this one ended well.
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TheKennedys posted:lede sticking a hand up out of the ground it's buried so shallow, but lol if you think anyone in a kitchen isn't eventually gonna do something harder than weed and kratom Hoo yeah, I worked with a guy in a kitchen that had gotten out of rehab (is probation after rehab a thing? I can’t remember). He’d been stealing his mother’s morphine when she was in end stages of cancer. I didn’t do anything harder than smoking weed with the dishwashers out by the dumpsters.
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Kuros posted:A short, but fun one from /r/legaladvice OP posted:I'm just shocked that this guy who I haven't spoken to since 2006 still has it out for me. Like, he hasn't changed at all, I guess. He's still passionate (for lack of a better word) about victimizing me.
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SexGod at McDildos.
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Haifisch posted:The part that weirds me out after comment-diving: Some people peak in high school and stay there.
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Haifisch posted:The part that weirds me out after comment-diving: Ten years isn't really THAT long after high school. I'm 25 years out, and that feels like a long time, where I've bumped into people and not recognized them right away.
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Kuros posted:Some people peak in high school and stay there. yeah the guy's a shift manager at the dildo store who thinks buying a penis pump is incredibly shameful, it's not like he's got a lot post-highschool going on in his life
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Kuros posted:A short, but fun one from /r/legaladvice
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Yawgmoth posted:Gonna name my kid Dio and see how many people think anime first or metal first. HOLY DIVAHHHHHH UHHHHHH YEEEAAAAA
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Seems fake as hell, but still: [UPDATE] Me[28M/F] with my 8mo gf[26M/F] wants me to get rid of my cat. I want to dump her.Updates quote:http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1hc537/me28mf_with_my_8mo_gf26mf_wants_me_to_get_rid_of/
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nonathlon posted:There should be a birding book for /r/relationships, except instead of birds, the entries should be "in my culture, this is okay" and "we were on a beak".
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Yawgmoth posted:Gonna name my kid Dio and see how many people think anime first or metal first. You were expecting Pnurtis, but it was me, Holy Diver! Have a spicy boi Me [19M] with my mother [39F]. I haven’t seem her for my whole life, I re-connected with her and now we are attracted to each other and I need advice quote:I feel bad for being like this i’m 19, my mother is 39, I’ve known her for a few months that we met each other. My father always kept me away from my mother that he literally moved us out of the city so I wouldn’t have any contact with her. He always tried to fill my head with negativety about my mother and he always insulted her. I always gre up thinking she was the bad one, now I resent my father for doing this.
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well probably don't move in with her but I guess that's done already
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Darkrenown posted:Seems fake as hell, but still:
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fruit on the bottom posted:Me [19M] with my mother [39F]. I haven’t seem her for my whole life, I re-connected with her and now we are attracted to each other and I need advice I'm gonna give you the same advice Doc Brown gave Marty: Don't gently caress Your Mom!
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fruit on the bottom posted:You were expecting Pnurtis, but it was me, Holy Diver! Lately I've been toying with the idea of doing a reversal of the cinematic release -> porno business model where I will create serious, big budget films based on pornography. Thank you for this, it's got a whole Les Cousins Dangereux vibe.
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fruit on the bottom posted:You were expecting Pnurtis, but it was me, Holy Diver! quote:The farthest we ever took it was holding hands and making out but nothing really sexual. Making out w/ my mom, nbd.
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Admiral Ray posted:Making out w/ my mom, nbd. Genetic sexual attraction a thing that happens when biological relatives meet as adulta. I read up on it last time Reddit came up with a "met my dad for the first time and im in love with him" post.
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what happens when people read Oedipus Rex and miss the moral entirely
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cumshitter posted:Lately I've been toying with the idea of doing a reversal of the cinematic release -> porno business model where I will create serious, big budget films based on pornography. Thank you for this, it's got a whole Les Cousins Dangereux vibe. Looking forward to your adaption of Backdoor Anal Sluts VII set in gangland Chicago. Girl [18 F] that I like [18 M] is talking to someone else and tells me that if it doesnt work out she’ll go with me. quote:A few weeks ago, I asked a girl that I have known for a while to prom. We’ve always been close friends and I wanted to use prom as a way to finally escalate and take her out. She ended up saying yes. We continue to talk for a few weeks after, and I planned on taking her out and telling her my feelings.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Girl [18 F] that I like [18 M] is talking to someone else and tells me that if it doesnt work out shell go with me. An extremely teenager-rear end thing to think would actually work
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fruit on the bottom posted:Looking forward to your adaption of Backdoor Anal Sluts VII set in gangland Chicago. The answer is to stop being a teenager
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fruit on the bottom posted:Girl [18 F] that I like [18 M] is talking to someone else and tells me that if it doesnt work out she’ll go with me. A.K.A.: She's stringing you along. Ignore her and go stag or with someone else.
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dudeness posted:I'm gonna give you the same advice Doc Brown gave Marty:
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I (21M) am terrified that if I lose weight, people will find out I am gay. Is this a reasonable fear to have?quote:I live in a pretty homophobic country and region, pretty much everyone I know is homophobic. The option to come out is simply not there honestly. Not only that but people in my country tend to be extremely promiscuous, you are considered a weirdo if you aren't sleeping with a lot of people. Or worse, you're seen as gay.
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I mean, don't get me wrong, it's a lovely situation that happens sometimes, asking a friend you've had an interest in out only for them to say "well, I sort of just started going out with a guy..." But the answer is to stop being a teen Like, she's been going out with the dude for a loving week, if she wanted to go out with you instead then she would. The truth is she has low self esteem, like you said, and is probably stringing you along because of that; it's probably unintentional, too. The only solution is to just find someone who actually wants to be with you.
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Darkrenown posted:Seems fake as hell, but still: I've updated my probability estimate on Bar Cat.
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Haifisch posted:I (21M) am terrified that if I lose weight, people will find out I am gay. Is this a reasonable fear to have? Find a lesbian, be each other's beards
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Haifisch posted:I (21M) am terrified that if I lose weight, people will find out I am gay. Is this a reasonable fear to have? Don't worry, eastern Europe closeted dude, there are tons and tons of ways to make yourself unfuckable
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Blade Runner posted:Find a lesbian, be each other's beards This is a lot of Chinese peoples plan and it lasts well approximately a week before the pressure to have kids comes out full bore.
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writing a post to make the forum spit out Barudak's post which it had been hiding in its mouth like a naughty puppy e: I guess I can put some content in it Barudak posted:This is a lot of Chinese peoples plan and it lasts well approximately a week before the pressure to have kids comes out full bore. oh no looks like we're infertile, too bad but Dr Leonard J Crabs says it's incurable how sad
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Haifisch posted:I (21M) am terrified that if I lose weight, people will find out I am gay. Is this a reasonable fear to have? Don't know the country and don't care: there are already gay guys there, figure out what they do.
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Darkrenown posted:Seems fake as hell, but still: And that girlfriend was Albert Einstein Like, I'm sure he did have a successful breakup and is feeling good about it but I agree, this feels very stdh.txt as much as I want it to be real. It sounds more like something you'd write when you're still in that sort of euphoric/manic state after accomplishing something difficult. Good on him for choosing the super cool cat that I'm refusing to believe is fake because I want to believe dammit! Scruff McGruff fucked around with this message at 19:45 on May 8, 2018 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Don't know the country and don't care: there are already gay guys there, figure out what they do. Not talk to fatties, clearly
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