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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Hell yeah my Satanist sex parties are finally gonna pay off.

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Ziv Zulander posted:

Wait a minute, I voted for Jill Stein! You mean there's actually someone out there for me?

I was young :negative:

Absolutely. For the young you - an older centre-right moderate liberterian.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Phanatic posted:

I did volunteer campaign work for Michael Dukakis in 1988.

It is one of my secret eternal shames.

Here's lookin at you, kid.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

sassassin posted:

Ricky Gervais' anti-religion thing is weird because we're not nearly religious enough over here to foster that kind of resentment. He wasn't raised by nuns in the American south afaik.

I feel like it's a mix of Upper class snobbery, the origins of the Church of England, and the presence until comparatively recently of some rather nasty if not particularly enforced blasphemy laws.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Needs 1/2 man (1/2 bear, 1/2 pig already there)

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009



Somebody please shop him on a couch, covered in his own vomit

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Kart Barfunkel posted:

Somebody please shop him on a couch, covered in his own vomit

Why don't you just take a selfie?

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Jesus, its like every new year Dr. Who has to reinvent the Cybermen.....

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

DandyLion posted:

Jesus, its like every new year Dr. Who has to reinvent the Cybermen.....

At least it's not as bad as the Dalek redesign they tried.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
haha nice

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Live action Bojack adaptation looking good

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
D-Dog and D-Horse were always the best buddies

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

*thousands of alt-right protestors start making "Keep Winnie the Pooh White" signs for their march to Orlando

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

Healthy at any size

The Flour Moth
May 22, 2001

WHAT HATH PONIES WROUGHT

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Live action Bojack adaptation looking good

:stonk: Oh god

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/sweetestcats/status/994670046420045831

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



remusclaw posted:

At least it's not as bad as the Dalek redesign they tried.

Oh Christ, what was that like?

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Samovar posted:

Oh Christ, what was that like?

These motherfuckers?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

PaulBearer posted:

Why don't you just take a selfie?



The menu for that place is almost more depressing

spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

https://twitter.com/shi_nora/status/994406272282882048

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Samovar posted:

Oh Christ, what was that like?


Aleph Null posted:

These motherfuckers?


I was just making a joke about these guys but those motherfuckers really were the worst, Null.

EthanSteele
Nov 18, 2007

I can hear you

New Wave Jose posted:

Healthy at any size

Oddly enough, yeah! Their fat cells are different to that of human's so they don't get ruined organs, just nice insulation. They also have a thing in their fat cells that makes it so they don't become insulin resistant from being super fat so they can't get diabetes either! Even a tiny amount of injected insulin in a super fat bear will be an overdose! Bears are good at being really fat.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

LifeSunDeath posted:

The menu for that place is almost more depressing


He lost millions of dollars on it, I think they closed within a year

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


AlmightyBob posted:

He lost millions of dollars on it, I think they closed within a year

But.......but.....they have Hulkios on the menu! How could they lose?!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i remember when they opened a location in the mall of america.

i would have tried it if i had known about the hulkios

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

They had the grand opening on the first episode of Nitro

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
bit of smoke and flame and i would say that is a spacedog that is a very good spaceboy

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Hanpup

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I don't know if Scottish Twitter counts as a Meme or as a Funny Pictures










Samuringa has a new favorite as of 00:34 on May 11, 2018

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race


Krypto, noooooooo.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

"checkout wifey"

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Samuringa posted:

I don't know if Scottish Twitter counts as a Meme or as a Funny Pictures




Is there a Scots person in the house who could explain this one? I'm ok with everything up to "fire in".

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Man I know about hibernation. Didn't realize they got THAT round and fat though. It sucks cuz they look even more huggable when they're all roly poly

This is what they look like in the wild when they're all fatted up and ready for a nice months-long nap. Lucky bastards.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Memento posted:

Is there a Scots person in the house who could explain this one? I'm ok with everything up to "fire in".

Sorry, we only have an inordinate amount of Finns itt.

For me, it's this one:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Trabant posted:

For me, it's this one:

Not Scottish, but I can take a stab at it:

Hunners (Hunter's?) folk (friends maybe? parents?) are missing. I shouldn't laugh, but I didn't go home for 5 days at New Years and all I got was a text asking if I had my dig (rent?) money.


Source: I have a read a LOT of Irvine Welsh.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Trabant posted:

Sorry, we only have an inordinate amount of Finns itt.

For me, it's this one:

Basically rent you pay if you live with your parents.

I'm assuming you got the rest.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Not Scottish, but I can take a stab at it:

Hunners (Hunter's?) folk

Hundreds of people

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Trabant posted:

Sorry, we only have an inordinate amount of Finns itt.

For me, it's this one:

I thought we were all from South Australia.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
“Scottish Twitter” is like they heard of Black Twitter and were like “hey we talk funny too let’s get in on this”

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