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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Grand Fromage posted:

Yes, it is incomprehensible to me. I can intellectually follow how countries build up their disputes as political bugbears, but I cannot comprehend on any personal level how broken you would have to be to give a gently caress about a border dispute. The US has border disputes and there is literally nothing anyone could ever do to make me give the world's tiniest poo poo about them.

Dokdo has always been Korea :argh:


And I know I've told this story before, but it will never stop being funny to me that a Korean light variety programme I was watching a few years ago ground their usual activities of pretending to run a day spa to a halt one day so everyone could sit outside on the grass for a spontaneous visit from a man from the government with a display board and pointing stick.

He then spent half of the show's airtime telling them about how the islands rocks in the ocean were always part of Korea and to suggest otherwise was an insanity bordering on treason.

Pretty much like this, but with propaganda:

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 15:22 on May 14, 2018

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LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
https://my.mixtape.moe/fghwuo.mp4

Panda power!

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I saw the same Chinese tour group dump at least one garbage bag full of trash on the ground in Södermalm and Gamla Stan in Stockholm. How do you generate that much trash :negative:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


They're probably only eating stuff imported from China, and all of East Asia has a serious problem with over-packaging. Japan is the worst offender I think, I've had poo poo like cookies that were individually wrapped inside of serving-size wrappers inside a plastic bag inside a box inside cellophane inside a plastic bag.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I saw the same Chinese tour group dump at least one garbage bag full of trash on the ground in Södermalm and Gamla Stan in Stockholm. How do you generate that much trash :negative:
Do you not hand it back to them? I did that to an English tourist who tossed a can in the street and the look on his face was a sight to behold.

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

evil_bunnY posted:

Do you not hand it back to them? I did that to an English tourist who tossed a can in the street and the look on his face was a sight to behold.

Beautiful. Where was this? What did he say?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

evil_bunnY posted:

Do you not hand it back to them? I did that to an English tourist who tossed a can in the street and the look on his face was a sight to behold.

I was too far away in Södermalm and most of the trash got tossed over the bridge in Gamla Stan, I really wish I did though in retrospect.

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 16:44 on May 14, 2018

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Steakandchips posted:

Beautiful. Where was this? What did he say?

English, so equal chance mumble something and put it in a bin, loudly complain about how rude the local are or rip off their shirt and start a brawl.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I was too far away in Södermalm and most of the trash got tossed over the bridge in Gamla Stan.

Did the tour operator have to fish them out after they were done swimming?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

evil_bunnY posted:

Do you not hand it back to them? I did that to an English tourist who tossed a can in the street and the look on his face was a sight to behold.
Excuse me, I think you dropped this. :sun:

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Dokdo (or Takeshima, as the Japanese call it) like all islands, belongs to China, here is a map we just found that is one year older than the oldest counter claim that shows the island DEFINITELY NOT EDITED IN BALLPOINT PEN.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

tote up a bags posted:

Dokdo (or Takeshima, as the Japanese call it) like all islands, belongs to China, here is a map we just found that is one year older than the oldest counter claim that shows the island DEFINITELY NOT EDITED IN BALLPOINT PEN.

Vietnam, Indonesia, Laos, Taiwan, the rest of South East Asia, Australia, Iceland, Mongolia, Lichtenstein etc should release their own TEN-dash line that traces right along the Chinese coastline claiming ten thousand years of sovereign ownership.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Steakandchips posted:

Beautiful. Where was this? What did he say?
Soder, I was biking with my kid. He said “I must have dropped it” (gotta save that precious face) and briskly walked away. His friend could barely contain his laughter.

Outrail posted:

English, so equal chance mumble something and put it in a bin, loudly complain about how rude the local are or rip off their shirt and start a brawl.
That’s 100% accurate.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Grand Fromage posted:

I love the nine dash line because A) it's incomprehensible to me how average people can actually care about a border dispute and B) it's such an incredibly brazen territory grab. So many border disputes are disputes about a border but that one is literally just "lol yeah we're just going to violate all international standards by taking this entire sea just because we're giant assholes :dealwithit:"

How much hurt feelings would occur if the nine dash line was outlining the "Southeast Asian Seas" as opposed to the South China Seas?

Also :lol: China is jealous of America's Flori-dong on the map, they need one of their own.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Outrail posted:

Vietnam, Indonesia, Laos, Taiwan, the rest of South East Asia, Australia, Iceland, Mongolia, Lichtenstein etc should release their own TEN-dash line that traces right along the Chinese coastline claiming ten thousand years of sovereign ownership.

This, but with Bolivia.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

A Chinese double amputee has become the first person without legs to climb Mount Everest from the Nepal side. The 69-year-old reached the summit on his fifth attempt to reach the top. Xia Boyu lost both his feet to severe frostbite more than 40 years ago after he gave his sleeping bag to a friend during an unsuccessful climb, and he later lost both his legs to cancer.

:china:

LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
http://www.newsweek.com/chinese-airplane-makes-emergency-landing-after-cockpit-window-breaks-32000-924034

I'm honestly really surprised that nobody died

quote:

A Chinese airplane was forced to make an emergency landing in the city of Chengdu Monday after a windscreen in its cockpit was ripped out at 32,000ft.

None of the 119 passengers on board were hurt in the incident. However, a co-pilot and crew member suffered minor injuries, the Civil Aviation Administration of China’s (CAAC) Southwest Regional Administration confirmed via its website.

Sichuan Airlines 3U8633 flight left Chongqing on Monday, heading for the Tibetan administrative capital of Lhasa. According to the airline’s Weibo account, Sichuan Airlines claimed the incident was the result of a “mechanical failure,” but no details have been given as to what caused the windshield to break off.

The airline added that it has switched the flight’s passengers to another aircraft to carry on their journey to Lhasa.

According to Shine.cn, a video of the incident showed oxygen masks dropping in the cabin, while a flight attendant can be heard telling passengers to “trust [we can] properly handle the incident.”

Pictures published by government-run Chengdu Economic Daily showed the plane missing one of its cockpit windows as well as damage to the cockpit controls. Chinese social media users praised the pilots for landing the flight safely without incurring any passenger injuries.

According to FlightRadar24, the world’s most popular flight tracker, the plane was an Airbus A319.

Sichuan Airlines, a regional airline headquartered in Chengdu, operates mostly domestic flights but also flies internationally to countries such as Japan, Canada and the Czech Republic.

Incidents involving cracked windshields happen on a regular basis due to occurrences such as bird or lightning strikes but ones involving entire windshields coming off are rare.

In 1990, one of the pilots on British Airways Flight 5390 was blown partially out of the cabin window after its windshield blew out at 23,000 feet. He survived the incident, which occurred on a BAC-111 jet.

An engine on a Southwest 737 in April ripped apart during flight and shattered a cabin window, killing a female passenger in the first U.S. airline passenger fatality since 2009. On May 3, another Southwest Airlines flight made an emergency landing after a cabin window pane cracked in flight.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
There is more canine confusion in China.

Just a few days after news broke that a woman found out her puppy bought from a Chinese pet store last year is actually a fox, another pet owner has come to a similar conclusion.

According to The Independent, two years ago, Su Yun, from Kunming in the Yunnan province of China, bought a puppy on vacation, believing it to be a Tibetan Mastiff, and brought the animal home.

From day one, Yun and her family were impressed by their pet’s massive appetite. The “dog” reportedly chowed down on a box of fruit and two buckets of noodles everyday.

But it wasn’t until the pet reached 250 pounds and started walking around on its hind legs that they realized there was a mistake.

This “dog” is actually an Asiatic black bear.

Since the family is slightly (and reasonably) afraid of wild bears and is not capable of caring for one of the large creatures, they have since transferred their former family pet to Yunnan Wildlife Rescue Centre, where it will receive proper care from wildlife professionals.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
It took 2 years for them to notice thier dog was actually a bear

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Anidav posted:

It took 2 years for them to notice thier dog was actually a bear

City folk always make me laugh.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
I was driving back from work today in the left hand lane of a three lane highway when a car swerved so abruptly into the area I was occupying that I nearly flipped my car (could feel the driver's side wheels leave the ground). I pretty much instantly honked my horn, but it was obvious that the guy was totally oblivious of the near-accident he almost caused. A few seconds later he swerved back into the middle lane and drastically cut his speed. As I was overtaking him (dumb on my part, as he might have veered into my lane again) I saw that the driver was a buzzcut who was obviously having a conversation on his bluetooth headset while trying to light a cigarette with his windows open. I was going to slow down and try and get his plate number, but he then swerved into the right most lane and took an exit within the last 10m, cutting off another person.

10 minutes later I got home and my mother in-law had boiled a $25 pack of beef ribs I was going to throw in the smoker this weekend. :suicide:

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
you were better off crippled by the buzzcut

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Blistex posted:

10 minutes later I got home and my mother in-law had boiled a $25 pack of beef ribs I was going to throw in the smoker this weekend. :suicide:

Who boils ribs?

Who?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
They are now selling Baby formula behind the counter in Australian supermarkets to stop Chinese re-sellers buying it up.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Someone posted on reddit a US Army Pocket Guide to China circa 1942

https://imgur.com/a/fGwrBFu

Spot what it got right and what it got wrong

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Gorilla Salad posted:

Who boils ribs?

Who?

Chinese in the North East. They will boil pork ribs, then dip them in some manner of sauce. Usually minced garlic in either soya or vinegar. It's nice for a change now and then, but not beef ribs.

This scene came to mind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbFvAaO9j8M&t=26s

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Have we reached peak butthurt?

quote:

Gap apologizes for selling T-shirt with 'incorrect map' of China

SHANGHAI (Reuters) - U.S. retailer Gap Inc (GPS.N) apologized on Monday for selling a T-shirt which it said had an incorrect map of China, adding it would implement “rigorous reviews” to prevent a repeat mistake.

The apology came after a person posted pictures of the T-shirt on Chinese social media network Weibo, saying that Chinese territories, including south Tibet, the island of Taiwan and the South China Sea, were omitted from the map. The user said the photo of the T-shirt was taken at an outlet store in Canada.

“Gap Inc. respects the sovereignty and territorial integrity of China. We’ve learned that a Gap brand T-shirt sold in some overseas markets failed to reflect the correct map of China. We sincerely apologize for this unintentional error,” it said in a statement posted on its Weibo account on Monday evening.

It added that the products had been pulled from the Chinese market and destroyed.

Gap’s apology comes as China has been ramping up efforts to police language used to describe Chinese-claimed territories such as Taiwan. Other U.S. companies which have issued apologies for similar incidents include Delta Air Lines (DAL.N) and Marriott International Inc (MAR.O).

Earlier this month, the White House sharply criticized China’s efforts to force foreign airlines to change how they described Taiwan, Hong Kong and Macau on their websites as “Orwellian nonsense.”


https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-gap/gap-apologizes-for-selling-t-shirt-with-incorrect-map-of-china-idUSKCN1IG02Y




No we have not:

quote:

Mayor responds to criticism over bull Taiwanese flag issue

ROCKHAMPTON Mayor Margaret Strelow expands further on explaining what happened with regards to a painted flag on a bull statue that has attracted international attention.

The bull statue was one of many offered to local schools to paint as part of Beef Week. Here is Mayor Strelow's statement:

Firstly let me say that Rockhampton welcomes people from every country and encourages them to hold fast to their culture.

But from the moment a Year 11 student painted the Taiwanese flag and the Chinese characters for 'Tai Wan' on a bull sculpture that was to be installed in a public place, our response was inevitably going to be a matter for international comment.

The students had been asked to paint 'what the Rockhampton Region means to them'.

The Chinese vice consul in Brisbane made contact with one of our officers and sent through photos of the fish shaped flag, clearly showing the Chinese characters. ( The Vice Consul is well known to us and she is a regular visitor to Rockhampton. )

Council officers contacted the school to explain that there was a problem. When the school couldn't offer a solution, council staff proceeded to paint over the flag and words.

The Australian Government's agreement with China is that Australia does not recognise Taiwan as a separate country, (hence no flag). The addition of the name 'Tai Wan' across the flag made the matter even more sensitive. We were in a highly charged political minefield.

With the world about to converge on our doorstep, and our most important event only days away, this was no time for an international incident.

There was no easy or 'right' response for us. Council's actions reflect Australian foreign policy. Negotiating international policy is not our normal role.

The way this has played out among the Australian Taiwanese community that is predictable in such highly charged times.

The publicity has been driven by groups outside of Rockhampton.

The first comments that I can see on social media were from a Melbourne woman who works for a migration agency. Her Facebook page also shows a photo of the 'fish flag' when it was only partially complete. She initially posted a question on the high school's Facebook page about the painted over flag.

Her copyrighted photos of the completed bull 'before and after' were quickly distributed to news channels around the world. I have been receiving hate mail for some days now and council has been advised of the prospect of legal action.

Thankfully most local media accepted that council was in a 'no win' situation and there was very little disruption during Beef Australia.

Taiwan is an important trading partner for Australian beef. In fact I hosted both Chinese and Taiwanese delegates at a breakfast during Beef Australia. The pathway that allows Australia to maintain cultural and trade relationships with both China and Taiwan must be very complicated for DFAT to negotiate!

I wasn't personally involved in what happened. That said, while I may have wished I had been briefed, I can't honestly say I would have done anything different. And believe me I've thought about it a lot. Our goal was to ensure that Beef Week was a success without a diplomatic incident. Mission accomplished. Now to manage the fall out!


https://www.themorningbulletin.com.au/news/mayor-responds-to-criticism-over-bull-taiwanese-fl/3413652/

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"No-win"? Next thing they are going to tell me its "win-win".

There is never peak China butthurt.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Fojar38 posted:

Someone posted on reddit a US Army Pocket Guide to China circa 1942

https://imgur.com/a/fGwrBFu

The advice on bartering, i.e. “just pay two thirds of the initial asking price” is hilariously naïve.

“the average Chinese girl will be insulted if you touch her” is advice the GI could use at home.


This is the wrongest part for it does not recognise China’s five thousand year empire:

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008


I can't stop laughing at Pink Shirt doing the splits Jesus Christ that's a scene from Elf movie

These stairs are protected by the Katamari. Pak Chooie Unf.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

The trade war can't come fast enough.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

value-brand cereal posted:

I can't stop laughing at Pink Shirt doing the splits Jesus Christ that's a scene from Elf movie

These stairs are protected by the Katamari. Pak Chooie Unf.

i was wondering why the physical comedy felt so familiar and it's absolutely will ferrell, especially with the top girl kicking the steps to push them down and make it worse

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Grand Fromage posted:

Yes, it is incomprehensible to me. I can intellectually follow how countries build up their disputes as political bugbears, but I cannot comprehend on any personal level how broken you would have to be to give a gently caress about a border dispute. The US has border disputes and there is literally nothing anyone could ever do to make me give the world's tiniest poo poo about them.

Meanwhile, as a British citizen, while I don't care much myself I can very much see why some people give a poo poo about them.

*sound of IRA bombs intensifies*

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


feedmegin posted:

Meanwhile, as a British citizen, while I don't care much myself I can very much see why some people give a poo poo about them.

*sound of IRA bombs intensifies*

People live in Northern Ireland. I wouldn't say that is comparable to uninhabited rocks and mountains in the middle of absolutely nowhere.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Like the Falklands.

Turns out, stupid poo poo like that, with an easily identifiable 'enemy', is a great way to get people to ignore problems at home.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Anidav posted:

There is more canine confusion in China.

Just a few days after news broke that a woman found out her puppy bought from a Chinese pet store last year is actually a fox, another pet owner has come to a similar conclusion.

According to The Independent, two years ago, Su Yun, from Kunming in the Yunnan province of China, bought a puppy on vacation, believing it to be a Tibetan Mastiff, and brought the animal home.

From day one, Yun and her family were impressed by their pet’s massive appetite. The “dog” reportedly chowed down on a box of fruit and two buckets of noodles everyday.

But it wasn’t until the pet reached 250 pounds and started walking around on its hind legs that they realized there was a mistake.

This “dog” is actually an Asiatic black bear.

Since the family is slightly (and reasonably) afraid of wild bears and is not capable of caring for one of the large creatures, they have since transferred their former family pet to Yunnan Wildlife Rescue Centre, where it will receive proper care from wildlife professionals.

do tibetan mastiffs usually eat fruit and noodles :shrug:

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Gorilla Salad posted:

Like the Falklands.

Turns out, stupid poo poo like that, with an easily identifiable 'enemy', is a great way to get people to ignore problems at home.

Umm. The Falklands was not and is not uninhabited.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


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LentThem
Aug 31, 2004

90% Retractible
This should be required viewing for every idiot kid in my apartment building

https://my.mixtape.moe/tdasmr.mp4

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