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Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Push El Burrito posted:

Last strip, "Next: Fury of the Iron Fist"

This strip, talking about their wild night while getting dressed. So what did they do with Iron Fist?!

"Iron Fist" is MJ's nickname for what she likes Peter to....you know what? Never mind.

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Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Push El Burrito posted:

Last strip, "Next: Fury of the Iron Fist"

This strip, talking about their wild night while getting dressed. So what did they do with Iron Fist?!

the next few months of strips will be a flashback of the parkers literally painting random buildings with iron fist's blood

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Samuringa posted:

"We painted this town CRIMSON"



... and I'll look down and whisper "GRONNNNK".

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Cloks posted:

... and I'll look down and whisper "GRONNNNK".

You're telling me that hobo - is Rorschach!?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

Newspaper Carnage.

One can only hope this strip has an arc ready just in time for Venom to end its theatrical run.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

ImpAtom posted:

"We painted the town CRIMSON" really makes me think Peter and MJ went on a murder spree.

Next: Carnage!


e; well that'll teach me to scroll down

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Ol' Petey's got some non-euclidean proportions happening in that first panel

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Epicurius posted:

"Iron Fist" is MJ's nickname for what she likes Peter to....you know what? Never mind.

The Iron Fist is the name of MJ's second favorite sex toy. Her first favorite is named Mjolnir.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

I find it amusing that the one thing that doesn't take Peter several weeks worth of strips to do in this universe is either murder countless civilians or finishing up sex with his wife. Depending on what "painting the town crimson" means here.

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.

SilverSupernova posted:

I find it amusing that the one thing that doesn't take Peter several weeks worth of strips to do in this universe is either murder countless civilians or finishing up sex with his wife. Depending on what "painting the town crimson" means here.

...period sex?


...in public?

(Hence the Iron Fist fury?)

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Hey, I just want to point something out.

Sabertooth first debuted as an Iron Fist villain.

Just throwing that out there.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Place your bets here
1)Pete's bags are searched and they find the costume
2)Pete's searched and he's wearing the costume
3)Pete's cavity searched and they find the costume

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



4) they search for the costume and find... nothing. now peter has to find out where he left it last night

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
5) Pete forgot to wear pants over his costume.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
6)the return of The Kid

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


7) GRONNK!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Samuringa posted:

6)the return of The Kid
Instead of Obama making sure Spidey gets a seat Trump decides to deport him.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

CannonFodder posted:

Instead of Obama making sure Spidey gets a seat Trump decides to deport him.

Spider-Man or the kid?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Por que no los*is deported by ICE*

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Push El Burrito posted:

5) Pete forgot to wear pants

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

Cabbit posted:

Hey, I just want to point something out.

Sabertooth first debuted as an Iron Fist villain.

Just throwing that out there.

How long ago was NEXT: SABERTOOTH! ?

Was it that sudden left turn into the comic book Satan storyline?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



IT KEEPS HAPPENING

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he isn't pointing into the bag, he's pointing at peter's lack of clothes below the belt

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



why wouldn't they believe it's just a costume anyway

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
He has more than the allowable amount of web fluid in the shooters, duh.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

No officer! It's just meth! Dr. Connors makes it out in the swamp! Also the Hulk was there!

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Peter maybe you could come up with a different solution? Any other solution? Instead of "Welp, it happened agaaaaaain"

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Synthbuttrange posted:



IT KEEPS HAPPENING

I can't make edits but: GRONK

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Curt's severed lizard arm is in the bag.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
If you can convince people an alien is just your son in a fursuit, you can do this, Peter.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


ImpAtom posted:

Peter maybe you could come up with a different solution? Any other solution? Instead of "Welp, it happened agaaaaaain"

I'm pretty sure he could just mail a costume to himself. Although he does seem to often travel on spur of the moment decisions, so he'd also have to decide when he's going to travel and where to a whole day in advance.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
A full sized alligator is in there. Then the blonde lady from the first two pannels just waves him through. "He's new in town, and don't worry about the alligator, this happens all the time."

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
he took mjs bag by mistake

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

quite stretched out posted:

he took mjs bag by mistake

Better if he did not notice until New York, and we will get the adventures of your friendly neighborhood Hentai Kamen.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


quite stretched out posted:

he took mjs bag by mistake

With nothing else to wear, MJ is forced to put on the Spider-Man costume and fight crime.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


He should have just driven back in MJ's truck full of day laborers.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Tiggum posted:

With nothing else to wear, MJ is forced to put on the Spider-Man costume and flail helplessly in the face of crime.

FTFY

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

quite stretched out posted:

he took mjs bag by mistake

Sir there is literally nothing but cocaine in here

In fact *sniff* this bag is made of cocaine

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
I really want Obama to inexplicably get him through airport security again.

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Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer

Escobarbarian posted:

It doesn’t feel real that this arc is finally over

lol

also as someone who only started following this strip/thread recently can i just quickly say: both are phenomenal

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