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May 16, 2018 23:40
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Skutter posted:The jelly update: He was eating a jelly-only sandwich? And it wasn't a ridiculous one-off situation that he'd remember? Like a dumb bet or a time when he was so hungry and there was nothing else? These creepy morons deserve one another.
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May 16, 2018 23:47
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an absolute smuck up on his part
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May 16, 2018 23:47
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Hold on what the gently caress is this Twin Flame theory thing
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May 16, 2018 23:47
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Skutter posted:The jelly update: Wow it's almost exactly what I guessed. I vividly remember the graffiti-covered ruins next to the park we first met in, my wife doesn't as she doesn't note structures the same way I do. She vividly remembers the first snacks we bought together, for me it's just a blur of street food. She really remembers some apparently super sage and inspiring advice I gave her because it really affected her, to me it was just some quick platitudes to calm an upset person and I have no memory of it. People remember different details, it's fine. What this dude should remember though is that this minor thing was enough to send his girlfriend off into a non-communicative huff. He handled it well though, glad it worked out, but this this is her communication style they got some work to do.
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May 16, 2018 23:48
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:Hold on what the gently caress is this Twin Flame theory thing Dumb poo poo, according to the article I found: https://thoughtcatalog.com/brianna-wiest/2016/09/18-signs-youre-experiencing-whats-known-as-a-twin-flame-relationship/
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May 16, 2018 23:50
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Baronjutter posted:People remember different details, it's fine. Not even worth wasting the time, just dump her and let her guess why. UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:Hold on what the gently caress is this Twin Flame theory thing It is like a soulmate, but more and basically an excuse to harrass and stalk someone but you know dressed up on new age woo.
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May 16, 2018 23:52
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I [24F] Don't Want My Dad [49M] to Walk Me Down the Aisle at My WeddingNon-Romantic submitted 11 months ago * by mannepiper https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/6cribm/i_24f_dont_want_my_dad_49m_to_walk_me_down_the/ quote:So I'm getting married in a few days, and I don't think I want my dad to walk me down the aisle. I'm not a fan of the symbolism involved, and we've had a bit of a rough relationship the last year. It's mostly about the symbolism, but the rockiness of the relationship doesn't help. One small incident involved him coming to me and telling me that he doesn't like my fiancé and heavily implying that we should break up, so it's mixed up in my future marriage as well. You know who's a great role model for young ladies? Lizzie Borden. Just thought I'd bring that up. No reason at all.
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May 17, 2018 00:40
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It's quite specifically appealing solely to fundamentally broken people. Yup. She-Riddler better hope she didn’t shack up with a retard.
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May 17, 2018 01:04
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My [20F] sister [23F] is so elitist and it's driving me insane. My SIL got her Phd at Harvard and gets embarrassed when we tell people. If you went to an Ivy, you're either like that, or OP here. I am convinced there is no in between.
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May 17, 2018 01:11
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Skutter posted:The jelly update: D'awwwwwwww That was a very cute way of defusing the situation.
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May 17, 2018 01:19
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/r/relationships: Pnurtis Grape Jelly
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May 17, 2018 01:49
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Bogus Adventure posted:D'awwwwwwww Not really, she's an emotional child and doing anything to encourage that is idiotic, also she didn't even get him a present. That's gonna be my move from now on, actually. *gives wife a hosed up moldy brick* remember when we were walking by that housing project, and the bricks were hosed up? Happy birthday hun. Then if she doesn't immediately collapse into a crying heap out of the sheer emotional significance of the exchange, I lock her out of the house for 2 days
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May 17, 2018 02:18
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value-brand cereal posted: Do you know hoe fit you have to be to hit 80+ licks with an axe?
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May 17, 2018 03:26
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value-brand cereal posted: Do you know how fit you must be to deliver 90 licks with an axe?
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May 17, 2018 03:27
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Sorry for the double post--my computer said the connection was lost.
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May 17, 2018 03:28
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Khazar-khum posted:Sorry for the double post--my computer said the connection was lost. No no, please continue. I want to know if this is a trickster's riddle or you're about to lay out some sick lyrics  The first post was nuked irrecoverably, but the update is interesting enough. 2 years ago [UPDATE] I [25 M/F] with my husband [29 M] of 3 years, found out he has a kid. He now wants custody, I'm CF Posted byu/usedtobechildfree https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3yyh5b/update_i_25_mf_with_my_husband_29_m_of_3_years/ quote:Well, Ill just pick up immediately where I left off. I walked out of my bedroom after reading a bunch of responses to this thread and see my husband on the couch. He is eagerly looking at Xboxes online. He says he’s thinking about getting one for the kid if he gets custody and goes into detail about he used to be a such a gamer when he was young and would love to relive it with his son. I felt my stomach drop. I just said, “that’s nice” and then said I was going out for a bit. I road around in my car and cried, stopped and got some tea when my face wasn’t swollen and looked up information about the process of divorce. I get the feeling this dude was thrilled about being a dad until his wife wanted a divorce, and he suddenly realized he had to be a single parent without a chick to do all the hard stay at home parenting work. The thing with the custody seems sketchy, but I know nothing about how adoption / fostering works. I feel bad for the kid, all this on top of 'behavioral issues', whatever that means.  Also for his biodad pulling the rug out from beneath him. "Syke! Not gunna welcome you into my home after all! XD'
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May 17, 2018 03:40
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Khazar-khum posted:Sorry for the double post--my computer said the connection was lost. The correct count is 81, by the way.
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May 17, 2018 03:53
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value-brand cereal posted:No no, please continue. I want to know if this is a trickster's riddle or you're about to lay out some sick lyrics Or maybe he weighed his choices and would rather have the love on his life with him rather than the product of his loins. He wanted to do the right thing. She is being a oval office about it. He was being a dumbass about it. She sounds like she finally found a reason to Alt+Tab her way out of the relationship.
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May 17, 2018 04:05
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Salty Josh posted:Or maybe he weighed his choices and would rather have the love on his life with him rather than the product of his loins. yeah, it's terrible that she really didn't want kids ever and he didn't either so they thought they were compatible, got married, and then he suddenly wanted to bring a kid in his life out of nowhere. That's a thing you sever over, and she's severing over it. Seriously, the lawyer thing makes it seem like he told a lawyer to try to get exclusive kid rights BEFORE TELLING HIS WIFE, WITHOUT CONSULTING WITH HIS WIFE WHO WANTS NO KIDS. The guy is a shithead. Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 04:24 on May 17, 2018 |
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May 17, 2018 04:20
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She's not being a oval office. She didn't want kids, he said he didn't want kids. He finds out he has a son and goes and gets adoption all ready without asking her. "Guess what woman who doesn't want kids, you're about to be a mom!" Looks like he backed out when he figured out he was going to be a single dad. Going against your partner's wishes like that is pretty terrible. Dude is an rear end in a top hat. You can't even say he's assuming it's the "right thing to do" when bringing a kid into a home with one parent that won't love him is a hosed-up thing he obviously was too stupid to consider.
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May 17, 2018 04:35
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Midnight Voyager posted:yeah, it's terrible that she really didn't want kids ever and he didn't either so they thought they were compatible, got married, and then he suddenly wanted to bring a kid in his life out of nowhere. From the context of lawyer, social worker, and grandparents being involved, I'm wondering if the kid was taken by CPS? Or the mom died? So not just "I want to see my kid on weekends" which might be possible to deal with, but "We're caring for my kid full-time and he's going to miss his mom (and also has behaviour problems.)" What a mess.
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May 17, 2018 04:38
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Scathach posted:She's not being a oval office. She didn't want kids, he said he didn't want kids. He finds out he has a son and goes and gets adoption all ready without asking her. "Guess what woman who doesn't want kids, you're about to be a mom!" Looks like he backed out when he figured out he was going to be a single dad. Still a oval office. He's still a dumbass. What else have I said that was incorrect? They should both talk it through and communicate better. Sounds like the dude is compromising anyway. They are making a mountain out of a mole hill.
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May 17, 2018 04:39
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Scathach posted:Going against your partner's wishes like that is pretty terrible. Dude is an rear end in a top hat. You can't even say he's assuming it's the "right thing to do" when bringing a kid into a home with one parent that won't love him is a hosed-up thing he obviously was too stupid to consider. Little too late for all that, he's got a kid, and she's got a stepson/daughter. It's not about what either of them wanted, nor does that even really matter. It's about the responsibility that they have (and didn't even know about!) for the well being of that child.
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May 17, 2018 04:53
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blugu64 posted:Little too late for all that, he's got a kid, and she's got a stepson/daughter. It's not about what either of them wanted, nor does that even really matter. It's about the responsibility that they have (and didn't even know about!) for the well being of that child. Sounds like Good Old Dad was all excited over the prospect of having a little buddy to play with, never considering that the child might need/want other things, or that his wife might not be too happy about dealing with a kid with 'behavior issues'. Which, frankly, could mean anything. No matter what, the kid is going to feel his father rejected him because of his bitch wife. No wonder the poor kid has behavior issues--he's a hot potato.
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May 17, 2018 05:27
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Salty Josh posted:Still a oval office. He's still a dumbass. What else have I said that was incorrect? she didn't do anything worthy of you calling her a oval office. you're coming across like you are trying to find a reason to blame the woman because you dislike women blugu64 posted:Little too late for all that, he's got a kid, and she's got a stepson/daughter. It's not about what either of them wanted, nor does that even really matter. It's about the responsibility that they have (and didn't even know about!) for the well being of that child. that's not how custody works. you aren't inherently responsible for a child if you (i'm assuming) learn that an ex of yours had a kid and never told you about them. at that point you're effectively a random person to them wife is absolutely justified in bailing in that situation even if she wasn't childfree. it speaks very poorly of a partner who would suddenly and unilaterally adopt a child, even if they were biologically related boner confessor fucked around with this message at 06:42 on May 17, 2018 |
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May 17, 2018 06:39
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blugu64 posted:Little too late for all that, he's got a kid, and she's got a stepson/daughter. It's not about what either of them wanted, nor does that even really matter. It's about the responsibility that they have (and didn't even know about!) for the well being of that child. Exactly. Lol at getting to choose what your life will look like and that’s that, because nobody has to deal with unexpected obstacles and responsibilities they didn’t plan for. E before I start a slapfight: it’s not cool to jump into pushing for 100% custody but there is a kid involved here. Planned or not, this isn’t about them and their preferences anymore, this is a “Guess we have to do what is best for this spanner that just got thrown into our works.” Is she wants to bail over it, she is a bad marriage partner. Switchback fucked around with this message at 06:45 on May 17, 2018 |
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May 17, 2018 06:42
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Switchback posted:Exactly. Lol at getting to choose what your life will look like and that’s that, because nobody has to deal with unexpected obstacles and responsibilities they didn’t plan for. in this case the unexpected obstacle isn't the child, but the spouse who thinks its a great idea to suddenly trample over their partner's wishes and take custody of a kid they don't inherently need to be responsible for. and she is making the correct choice, divorce Switchback posted:E before I start a slapfight: it’s not cool to jump into pushing for 100% custody but there is a kid involved here. Planned or not, this isn’t about them and their preferences anymore, this is a “Guess we have to do what is best for this spanner that just got thrown into our works.” Is she wants to bail over it, she is a bad marriage partner. the spanner isn't being thrown into their works. husband thinks it would just work out on a whim to take a spanner and start whacking his marriage with it. there's no details about what or why the kid's custody is up in the air but it's not like the child will be an orphan otherwise, husband is trying to "do the right thing" aka is feeling guilty about having not been a parent and is trying to fix the mistakes of the past, something which never works boner confessor fucked around with this message at 06:48 on May 17, 2018 |
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May 17, 2018 06:44
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boner confessor posted:in this case the unexpected obstacle isn't the child, but the spouse who thinks its a great idea to suddenly trample over their partner's wishes and take custody of a kid they don't inherently need to be responsible for. and she is making the correct choice, divorce A few days of enthusiasm (which he’s already backed down from) is being quite impatient with your partner. Sometimes you have to let them feel their feelings before they come back down to earth. If this was like 6 months of him pushing adoption then sure divorce over your different goals but this sounds like he got caught up in the emotional experience and she jumped on “it for me, divorce!”
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May 17, 2018 06:48
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Switchback posted:A few days of enthusiasm (which he’s already backed down from) is being quite impatient with your partner. Sometimes you have to let them feel their feelings before they come back down to earth. i'd be loving furious if my spouse adopted dogs without consulting me let alone started talking to a lawyer to adopt a child. its a pretty big red flag that he took these steps before finding out he was crossing an ultimatum line with his wife - this is the kind of thing that kills both trust and respect, the cornerstone of any marriage "a few days of enthusiasm" about something which is an absolute relationship killer is a few days too many boner confessor fucked around with this message at 06:59 on May 17, 2018 |
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May 17, 2018 06:57
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There's also apparently another couple who wants to be involved and biological grandparents, so this kid isn't lacking for a support system - and from what i'm reading, dad sounds like he was gearing up not just to step in when needed because no one else could, but to fight for custody of the kid. that's a different thing. that's actively pursuing having the kid as yours, possibly to the kid's detriment also sounds like he was imagining suddenly having a little family and getting excited, but without considering the reality of who his wife was and how she might feel, or what it would be like as a father if she didn't stay.
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May 17, 2018 07:11
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Me [18M] w/ [17 F] 1 month, My girlfriend has started to charge me money for behaviors she doesn't like;is this unreasonable? I feel like it's suuuuper unreasonablequote:I'm a bit of a comedy guy. I have a natural gift for making people laugh, as you can see from my post history. I teeter a little on the edgy side, and many of my friends have compared me to Louis C.K. Bill Maher and even Milo Yiannopoulous.
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May 17, 2018 07:59
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quote:I teeter a little on the edgy side, and many of my friends have compared me to Louis C.K. Bill Maher and even Milo Yiannopoulous. lmao 
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May 17, 2018 08:02
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Moridin920 posted:lmao is this dan nainan
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May 17, 2018 08:49
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boner confessor posted:i'd be loving furious if my spouse adopted dogs without consulting me let alone started talking to a lawyer to adopt a child. its a pretty big red flag that he took these steps before finding out he was crossing an ultimatum line with his wife - this is the kind of thing that kills both trust and respect, the cornerstone of any marriage It’s not just ‘a child’ though, it’s ‘his child’. But yeah he should have made sure his OH was in the loop right from the beginning.
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May 17, 2018 10:39
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Anony Mouse posted:Me [18M] w/ [17 F] 1 month, My girlfriend has started to charge me money for behaviors she doesn't like;is this unreasonable? I feel like it's suuuuper unreasonable Ugh you know he's going to use the "I'm not racist, I'm dating a black woman" line with the biggest smug face ever. She should punch him in the balls every time he uses the n word for a week then dump him.
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May 17, 2018 11:50
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Anony Mouse posted:Me [18M] w/ [17 F] 1 month, My girlfriend has started to charge me money for behaviors she doesn't like;is this unreasonable? I feel like it's suuuuper unreasonable imagine being compared to Milo and taking that as a compliment
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May 17, 2018 12:42
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I looked up that thread and Jesus Christ he got owned hard in the comments. Good. The only cure for edgelord teen behavior is shame.
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May 17, 2018 13:05
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Didn't we have a dude who said he didn't want kids so he'd be reluctant to be a godfather for his nephews and the entire thread called him a pathetic weenie for it Now this woman is willing to divorce over her husband having a kid he isn't totally cool with abandoning and that is cool and good somehow
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May 17, 2018 13:14
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problem was he was actually a pathetic weenie regardless
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May 17, 2018 13:15
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