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Roblo posted:Holy poo poo. I'm an EMT and we recently had a patient who was walking on train tracks with his earbuds in. The obvious occurred. He survived and last we heard his brain was still in decent shape, surprisingly enough. So in answer to your question, people get unbelievably stupid around train tracks.
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Randaconda posted:
Watching, I literally said aloud "That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen".
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1stGear posted:I'm an EMT and we recently had a patient who was walking on train tracks with his earbuds in. The obvious occurred. He survived and last we heard his brain was still in decent shape, surprisingly enough. The rest of him wasn't, I suppose?
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# ? May 19, 2018 16:03 |
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If you were hit by a train the right way, it actually does very little damage, because you go under where there is a clearance
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# ? May 19, 2018 16:08 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:The rest of him wasn't, I suppose? Feel free to Google 'avulsion' and you'll know what happened to the left side of his head. Don't do that though
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Pick posted:If you were hit by a train the right way, it actually does very little damage, because you go under where there is a clearance There is no right way to be hit by a train.
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# ? May 19, 2018 16:17 |
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Grem posted:There is no right way to be hit by a train. there's a wrong way.
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# ? May 19, 2018 16:18 |
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Idiots somehow never imagined how dangerous it is to go inside a railroad tunnel. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6300795/video-cyclist-train-tunnel-brazil/
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# ? May 19, 2018 16:21 |
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I saw the dude on the left and thought OH poo poo SCARY MONSTER and then I realized that no, he was busy making GBS threads himself too, and the scary monster in this situation was apparently "common sense", since they both avoided it (and luckily the train).
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# ? May 19, 2018 16:26 |
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Pick posted:If you were hit by a train the right way possible new thread title
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C.M. Kruger posted:skateboards were created in a conspiracy by the medical industry to increase the number of injured teenagers. Tumble for half damage
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# ? May 19, 2018 16:40 |
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1stGear posted:Feel free to Google 'avulsion' and you'll know what happened to the left side of his head. Hmm, yeah, I looked that up in a dictionary and I think I can do without pictures.
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DiggityDoink posted:ive stepped foot on a skateboard 3 times in my life and have been injured every single time, this is the loving truth. get infowars to talk about this poo poo. this is the real conspiracy *set foot
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# ? May 19, 2018 17:17 |
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Wheat Loaf posted:Hmm, yeah, I looked that up in a dictionary and I think I can do without pictures. Just a fancy word for "big ol' explodey gross wound."
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# ? May 19, 2018 17:19 |
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I was and am an incredibly shameful nerd, and I have a scar on the base of my thumb from when I nearly cut it off when I was 18. No one is immune. thats fine i guess? imo just put your broken finger in your pocket & avoid the real world
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# ? May 19, 2018 17:43 |
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1stGear posted:I'm an EMT and we recently had a patient who was walking on train tracks with his earbuds in. The obvious occurred. He survived and last we heard his brain was still in decent shape, surprisingly enough. At least once or twice a year my train line gets shut down for "trespasser strikes."
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# ? May 19, 2018 17:45 |
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effervescible posted:At least once or twice a year my train line gets shut down for "trespasser strikes." I didn't even know they had a union.
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SiKboy posted:I didn't even know they had a union. The trains are actually quite good at dissolving that union.
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effervescible posted:At least once or twice a year my train line gets shut down for "trespasser strikes." I believe the definition translates to “collision with a person” over here. I guess if you’re waiting for a train it goes over better than “dude got splattered” or “ludicrous gibs”.
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# ? May 19, 2018 17:54 |
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My personal favorite euphemism of all time is "injuries incompatible with life".
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# ? May 19, 2018 18:12 |
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1stGear posted:My personal favorite euphemism of all time is "injuries incompatible with life". What I want my gravestone to say.
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# ? May 19, 2018 18:45 |
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1stGear posted:My personal favorite euphemism of all time is "injuries incompatible with life". Also, "bodily disruption," which is medical speak for "Your body now has the consistency of fine salsa."
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1stGear posted:My personal favorite euphemism of all time is "injuries incompatible with life". Or anything that begins with 'Explosive' Such as '-decompression', '-discorporation' or '-diarrhoea'
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1stGear posted:My personal favorite euphemism of all time is "injuries incompatible with life". I think that is one that exists because only a doctor can declare someone dead. So a paramedic or whatever can't report in that the patient is dead, just that they have injuries incompatible with life.
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# ? May 19, 2018 19:30 |
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"injuries incompatible with life" is explicitly spelled out in our local protocols to allow paramedics and/or EMTs to declare someone dead. It's a strict set of signs/symptoms that allow someone below a doctor to declare death. The lower the license, the stricter they are. So, for example, in Phoenix, a paramedic may be able to see asystole (no electrical activity), PEA (pulseless electrical activity), severe cervical spinal injuries, decapitation, signs of internal decapitation, or visible brain matter combined with lack of response and declare death. An EMT (one step below paramedic) needs to see actual brain matter separate from the head or an actual decapitation, but doesn't have a cardiac monitor or the licensed skills to be able to declare death based on heart rhythm (or lack of). Different states have different requirements, too. For example, Alaska requires a body temperature above a certain point to declare death in combination with other signs like PEA, because sometimes someone who is extremely hypothermic with PEA may get ROSC (Return of Spontaneous Circulation) when you warm them up. E: I think I parsed your post incorrectly but I'll leave mine.
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# ? May 19, 2018 19:37 |
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Samuringa posted:https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/995309719412756480 This only moderately triggers me. He has to do it a full blown 10 days if I am to be severely triggered.
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# ? May 19, 2018 19:41 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:You know full well they'll just try so much harder to hide things, including coming up with all sorts of legal shenanigans to stop anyone from ever reporting even a suspicion of child rape. A post in another thread said they must stop advocating for some new law about sexual harassment so yeah good job you're right.
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# ? May 19, 2018 21:09 |
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Hopefully she won't be using that towel again.
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# ? May 19, 2018 22:28 |
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AlmightyBob posted:don't have a live one but here's video Ay yi yi yi, this guy is a dumb racist rear end in a top hat Now sing me another verse that's worse than the other verse I bet he has a two inch willie There once was a lawyer named Aaron That hated anyone Mexican And now thanks to twitter His careers in the shitter And he'll off blow his brains out in the john
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# ? May 19, 2018 23:12 |
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Samuringa posted:https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/995309719412756480 Its not being even done properly. That's why he can say it was easy.
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# ? May 19, 2018 23:45 |
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insert premature ejaculation joke here
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# ? May 20, 2018 00:25 |
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Tony Snark posted:
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Hollismason posted:Its not being even done properly. That's why he can say it was easy. Or he has no brain.
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# ? May 20, 2018 00:43 |
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Tune in for future schadenfreude. https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/997959152956723200
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# ? May 20, 2018 00:45 |
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Ego-bot posted:Tune in for future schadenfreude. Financial doping
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# ? May 20, 2018 01:12 |
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https://twitter.com/somethingawful/status/997990573964513280?s=21
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# ? May 20, 2018 01:16 |
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Shocking, dude with big nerd following for making fun of people online has super thin skin. I remember buying one of his t-shirts when I was in highschool. It was pretty poor quality.
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# ? May 20, 2018 01:22 |
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Garrand posted:Shocking, dude with big nerd following for making fun of people online has super thin skin. He was pretty funny for a short time fifteen years ago. He completely abandoned his base when he discovered podcasts, and some idiot gave him a book deal. His wannabe Ed Anger shtick didn't really have long-term potential to start with.
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