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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I feel like Andrew Luck is going to murder someone one day.

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DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

a new study bible! posted:

I feel like Andrew Luck is going to murder someone one day.

Didn't he do that to all the Colts fans last year.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

FizFashizzle posted:

I never realized how close 91 was to grazing the face mask and forcing the refs to throw a flag for targeting the QBs head, giving the pats a first down, and ejecting the offender.

What would be the call there? Since the hit happened after the QB lost the ball? Though penalties cant be reviewed either...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

CyberPingu posted:

What would be the call there? Since the hit happened after the QB lost the ball? Though penalties cant be reviewed either...

Since it's Tom Brady, I'm guessing 2 years in prison, minimum.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

whypick1 posted:

Since it's Tom Brady, I'm guessing 2 years in prison, minimum.

Harsh, but since he cheats and kisses young boys.... Fair

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

CyberPingu posted:

Harsh, but since he cheats and kisses young boys.... Fair

He kisses AND cheats on them? What an rear end in a top hat.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Vincent Jackson retired

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Can't throw and can't catch...

:sad:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

a new study bible! posted:

I feel like Andrew Luck is going to murder someone one day.

Real footage of Luck at the doctor:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4BD6vHLP2g

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
Maybe Luck can learn to throw it underhanded like the kid in that movie Rookie of the Year.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Andrew's
got a
biiiiig butt

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

They really shouldn’t have relied on Irsay to be the one to tell the doctors “transfer excess tissue from his rear end to his shoulder” in the correct order.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
Mayfield > Rosen

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/998358395961913345

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

a neat cape posted:

Vincent Jackson retired

He was good for a while

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How bad would Gruden have to be to get fired during his first season of a ten year contract?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

How bad would Gruden have to be to get fired during his first season of a ten year contract?

0-20

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

How bad would Gruden have to be to get fired during his first season of a ten year contract?

Short of killing Mark Davis and pissing on his ashes during a primetime game, nothing.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Silly Burrito posted:

Short of killing Mark Davis and pissing on his ashes during a primetime game, nothing.

Nah, I can think of something that would get him run out of town in a heartbeat:

"The Tuck Rule was a totally fair call and should be brought back immediately"

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







whypick1 posted:

Nah, I can think of something that would get him run out of town in a heartbeat:

"The Tuck Rule was a totally fair call and should be brought back immediately"

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Does anyone have that Raiders gif where the fans are fighting the cops and the handcuffs have googly eyes

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Does anyone have that Raiders gif where the fans are fighting the cops and the handcuffs have googly eyes

I think that's Lego Genetics avatar

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Lmao thank you. That's one of the best images in TFF history

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Silly Burrito posted:

Short of killing Mark Davis and pissing on his ashes during a primetime game, nothing.

So you're saying there's a chance....

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The googly eye era of TFF was my favorite

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Ehud posted:

The googly eye era of TFF was my favorite

Same. It was an innocent time.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
@AdamSchefter: Patriots' QB Tom Brady will not be at the opening of the teams' Organized Team Activities today, per a source, continuing his absence from the team...

The man is old. Let him have some rest.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

A Man and his dog posted:

@AdamSchefter: Patriots' QB Tom Brady will not be at the opening of the teams' Organized Team Activities today, per a source, continuing his absence from the team...

The man is old. Let him have some rest.

Tom Brady Doubtful - Child make-out injury

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







you know tom gets handies from guerrero

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

you know tom gets handies from guerrero

Lingam massages

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Imagine waking up at 40 years old and playing professional football.

How? Why? The essence of life TB12.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
No one ever said he was very smart.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Lingam massages
:hmmyes:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/barrysvrluga/status/998596293957242880

i heard he already sold whatever other stations he owned

what a poo poo track record

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

I saw "Dan Snyder selling" and my heart skipped a beat.

Cash Monet fucked around with this message at 18:04 on May 21, 2018

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Please don't do that to us Redmen fans.

drat.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

A Man and his dog posted:

Please don't do that to us Redmen fans.

drat.

Go the gently caress away.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

fartknocker posted:

Go the gently caress away.

This isn’t the chat thread.

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Amy Pole Her posted:

This isn’t the chat thread.

Still applies tho

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