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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Reuben Foster's ex is testifying at his preliminary hearing today. She's saying, under oath, that she lied to the police.

https://twitter.com/ChrisBiderman/status/997167411278233601
https://twitter.com/CamInman/status/997167973046435841
https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/997167982286585862
https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/997168249958682626
https://twitter.com/MaioccoNBCS/status/997168228701945857

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 18:34 on May 17, 2018

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Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
This does not sound like a winning case for the DA.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

There's still the gun charge, though, right?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Leperflesh posted:

There's still the gun charge, though, right?

Yep. Probably will be reduced to a misdemeanor or dropped, though, because of the difficulty in proving intent. Leaving a loaded rifle on the floor of your bathroom is still a huge loving problem, in any case.

Edit: There's still the weed charge in Alabama, too.

Also, in case anyone wondered about the local law enforcement:

https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/997190060171710464

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 20:24 on May 17, 2018

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Coldforge posted:

Yep. Probably will be reduced to a misdemeanor or dropped, though, because of the difficulty in proving intent. Leaving a loaded rifle on the floor of your bathroom is still a huge loving problem, in any case.

Edit: There's still the weed charge in Alabama, too.

Also, in case anyone wondered about the local law enforcement:

https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/997190060171710464


This is just a shitshow all around, isn't it?

Like I want to say I'm happy that Foster didn't do it (maybe?), but if she lied about it this is going to be repeated by the usual chucklefucks in every future NFL domestic abuse case. And of course if she's lying now about lying then, Foster gets away with beating a woman which is lovely too.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 21:22 on May 17, 2018

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

This is just a shitshow all around, isn't it?

Like I want to say I'm happy that Foster didn't do it (maybe?), but if she lied about it this is going to be repeated by the usual chucklefucks in every future NFL domestic abuse case. And of course if she's lying now about lying then, Foster gets away with beating a woman which is lovely too.

You can pretty much count on Foster not having done it. She has issues.
https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/997184240566484992
https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/997184846253342720

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Oh so this lady is just looney tunes got it

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Manoueverable posted:

Counterpoint: lmao the Thunder kept the worst of 3 MVPs on their team, they deserve whatever misfortune befalls them

You can troll better I believe in you

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Metapod posted:

You can troll better I believe in you

Get the gently caress outta the NFC West thread you un-evolved loser.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Metapod posted:

You can troll better I believe in you

Ain't trolling when it's facts

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Coldforge posted:

Yep. Probably will be reduced to a misdemeanor or dropped, though, because of the difficulty in proving intent. Leaving a loaded rifle on the floor of your bathroom is still a huge loving problem, in any case.

Edit: There's still the weed charge in Alabama, too.

Also, in case anyone wondered about the local law enforcement:

https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/997190060171710464

Is this the thread where everyone said that any NFL player accused of violence against women is guilty every time?

Edit
Nvm, that was n/v I think.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Benny the Snake posted:

Get the gently caress outta the NFC West thread you un-evolved loser.

benny we've been over this i'm the nfc west thread now be quiet and play me in madden

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Benny the Snake posted:

Get the gently caress outta the NFC West thread you un-evolved loser.

eat a tide pod

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Metapod posted:

benny we've been over this i'm the nfc west thread now be quiet and play me in madden

Buy me a copy then :colbert:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I will not buy you a copy of the game you already own

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Wooo lord the DA hosed this up

https://mobile.twitter.com/lombardihimself/status/997904658432577536

https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/997906979338137601

https://twitter.com/LombardiHimself/status/997908183342460928

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Hey, where'd Warcrimes go?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


mike- posted:

Please keep probating LWB

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

this is the first time i've opened the thread. It's good

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Coldforge posted:

Hey, where'd Warcrimes go?

Sick. Too much Kool-Aid.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Busy watching the end scene of clueless and dreaming of what might’ve been in a different free minded society

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Cavauro posted:

this is the first time i've opened the thread. It's good
It’s a pretty good thread, and there are a few things we all agree on.

* Even if it benefits you, Russel Wilson Bullshit is Russel Wilson Bullshit.
* Jimmy G is a handsome man.
* The Rams look scary next year.
* The Cardinals . . . well, they’re the Cardinals and are an American football team.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Nice!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/957thegame/status/998962768479846400

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i hope it's black so the players sweat to death like the fans

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

jimmy gapporolo: hey guys this jersey is kinda hot, i'm sweating a bunch over here

typical bay area nerd: well actually johnny, that's more popular with our female demographic which is the hottest segment in football right now

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
shut up and sweat for us you beautiful man

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I NEVER agreed that Jimmy G is a handsome man :mad:

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
My greatest fear is not that Jimmy G is currently handsome, but that he will mature gracefully into a salt and pepper handsome old man

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Cable.txt

https://twitter.com/PFF_Seahawks/status/998640899545444352

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
https://twitter.com/RSherman_25/status/999029863875985409

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Seahawks were gonna do a throwback Jersey but Richard Sherman intercepted it

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005



Sherman not clearing medical would be a gigantic lol, but I won't openly fantasize yet

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Seattle refuses to bring back the silver helmet and pants and it makes me Very Mad Online

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Benne posted:

Seattle refuses to bring back the silver helmet and pants and it makes me Very Mad Online

Can't have multiple helmets though because the league cares deeply about player safety

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/999323109483302912


lmfao

We are strong in our commitment to advancing social justice. That said:

We hereby accept Trump-nations assertion that all protests = disrespect for America and you will stay outta sight if you know whats good for ya boy

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Intel&Sebastian posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/999323109483302912


lmfao

We are strong in our commitment to advancing social justice. That said:

We hereby accept Trump-nations assertion that all protests = disrespect for America and you will stay outta sight if you know whats good for ya boy

Man they are really stepping in it, this is going to make their problems worse, not better

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
This combined with the Hawks' heel turn is making me so frustrated with the entire sport right now.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Somehow I doubt this survives a lawsuit since you can't even force schoolchildren to do the pledge and poo poo but then again this is the Trump Era and that probably means this will make it to the Supreme Court and in a few years every company or school that wants to can institute a forced daily Trump/Flag Respect session and fire you if you don't participate.

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Somehow I doubt this survives a lawsuit since you can't even force schoolchildren to do the pledge and poo poo but then again this is the Trump Era and that probably means this will make it to the Supreme Court and in a few years every company or school that wants to can institute a forced daily Trump/Flag Respect session and fire you if you don't participate.

Oh yeah I absolutely would not want a case like that to go to SCOTUS, given some of their recent decisions.

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