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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Guy Goodbody posted:

People say Ultimate Spider-Man is good, but Ultimate Spider-Man isn't very good.

I didn't finish it, maybe it gets really good, but from what I saw it was just a depressing slog that speeds through less interesting versions of Spider-Man stuff. I gave up sometime after Carnage killed Gwen Stacy, because goddamn. Gwen Stacy had to die because Gwen Stacy is dead in real life, so they just kill her and it's gross and then Peter Parker is very sad because being Spider-Man has brought nothing but suffering and misery to himself and everyone around him.

Gwen Stacy isn't a real person just fyi

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Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Endless Mike posted:

Gwen Stacy isn't a real person just fyi

that's even worse

why does anyone even write about her then?

ugh comics

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
there might be a real gwen stacy out in the world ya never know :tinfoil:

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

site posted:

there might be a real gwen stacy out in the world ya never know :tinfoil:

Two seconds in google and there are many.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Endless Mike posted:

Gwen Stacy isn't a real person just fyi

I mean the Gwen Stacy from the real Spider-Man comics. The ones that depict actual events,

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I enjoyed Ultimate Spider-man but it's true that binging through it, the cumulative amount of misery heaped upon Peter gets a bit much. Almost every story is the worst thing that's ever happened to him, with very few "relief" stories in between. JM Dematteis is often accused of having taken Spider-man to overly dark places, but those stories usually had a catharsis or growth at the end of them, and few of Bendis' stories even have that. Then it the end it kind of started to lose cohesion, and we got the usual dissatisfying payoffs to long running threads that I consider a Bendis trademark (Such as Roxxon, which had been built up for about a hundred issues, being taken down when one bi-polar business man gets beat up).

Overall it's still a very good comic and I'd recommend it to most fans of Spider-man.

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

Endless Mike posted:

Gwen Stacy isn't a real person just fyi

Not anymore, since this guy threw her off a bridge! :mad:

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Oh yeah, there was that one issue where Spider-Man and Wolverine switched bodies. That was the loving worst. "Hey, I know we've been unrelentingly grim and depressing for awhile, so here's a fun one-off adventure where Wolverine hilariously threatens to sexually assault a high schooler!"

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Guy Goodbody posted:

I mean the Gwen Stacy from the real Spider-Man comics. The ones that depict actual events,

Those comics are not based on actual events. Sorry.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
Why is every website on the internet updating their privacy policy today?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Covok posted:

Why is every website on the internet updating their privacy policy today?

The European Union made some new rules that say the internet can't steal all your information, and those rules go in to effect today I guess

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Covok posted:

Why is every website on the internet updating their privacy policy today?

http://time.com/money/5254754/gdpr-privacy-policy-rules/

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

X-O posted:

Those comics are not based on actual events. Sorry.

then explain this



Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

EU > US Government

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Guy Goodbody posted:

then explain this

spider-man did benghazi

watch my special on infowars and make sure to like, subscribe, and comment

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

site posted:

spider-man did benghazi

watch my special on infowars and make sure to like, subscribe, and comment

You're the dude whose parents had to go to court to get him our of their basement, aren't you?

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Skwirl posted:

You're the dude whose parents had to go to court to get him our of their basement, aren't you?

Not that this stari decsi has been set, basement dwellers everywhere will be forced into the light. On the positive side, this exposures them to more people, helps them with their social skills, and makes them more well-adjusted. The bad side is that none of that positives are true.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
I agree that Mr Miracle is misery porn but King does an amazing job with the new parenting piece so I honestly don’t care. Those issues are spot on.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Skwirl posted:

You're the dude whose parents had to go to court to get him our of their basement, aren't you?

Uh excuuuse me, i live in a van down by the river. Thank you very much :colbert:

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Edge & Christian posted:

Eye don't remember anyone losing there poo poo

Everyone keep in mind, you're talking to an evil AI.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Servoret posted:

I think my first Ramones might have been watching the video for the song they did for the movie Pet Sematary. I believe the chorus goes “I don’t wanna be buried/In a pet sematary”.

"I don't want to live my life again" still strikes me as kind of interesting and deep for the chorus of a Ramones song written for a mediocre Stephen King film.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


A Strange Aeon posted:

"I don't want to live my life again" still strikes me as kind of interesting and deep for the chorus of a Ramones song written for a mediocre Stephen King film.

You think Pet Sematary is mediocre?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

A Strange Aeon posted:

"I don't want to live my life again" still strikes me as kind of interesting and deep for the chorus of a Ramones song written for a mediocre Stephen King film.

Really? I mean, the story is literally about coming back to life and that being bad. It seems kinda obvious and fitting to me.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Um.
https://twitter.com/ErikJLarsen/status/1000119168727900160

Big Bad Voodoo Lou
Jan 1, 2006
I went to MegaCon today and got comics signed by Alex Maleev (who I've met once before), Jock (all five Losers TPBs!), Tom King, Clay Mann, Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez, and Peter Tomasi. Also found the Donald Glover Lando action figure for $20, which is cheaper than Amazon and the big box stores. Got there when it opened at 10, and left shortly after 2, quitting while I was ahead. Then I split a torta and had some tacos with my friend.

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Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

:ironicat:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



site posted:

there might be a real gwen stacy out in the world ya never know :tinfoil:

My landlord used to be Peter Parker...

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Random Stranger's real name is Ditkovitch. Sorry for doxxing you.

I hung out with a Steve Rogers. Didn't know about Captain America until he was like 17.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
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Was he buff as hell

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



site posted:

Was he buff as hell

No. He also had no interest in attending science experiments involving radioactivity. Frankly, a disappointment to the Parker name.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


site posted:

Was he buff as hell

Kind of? Wasn't blonde, so he wasn't aryan enough to be Captain America.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Jordan7hm posted:

I agree that Mr Miracle is misery porn but King does an amazing job with the new parenting piece so I honestly don’t care. Those issues are spot on.

Age with this. You can say MM is most pornographers or a comic dealing with some issues of mental illness mixed with Kirby weirdness but for me MM nails married life so freaking well that it leaves me in awe.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Marc DeMatteis wrote some of the most important comics of my life and he needs to find Peter B. Gillis and drag that wonderful man out of retirement


this was one of the best panels ever published

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Guy Goodbody posted:

Really? I mean, the story is literally about coming back to life and that being bad. It seems kinda obvious and fitting to me.

I mean, yeah. It's very obvious on a literal level (and no doubt, given the verses about goblins and warlords, a literal level is how it was intended) but the forlorn way it gets sung makes it sound like the singer has reflected on his own life and sadly realizes he would not want to live it again. To me, anyway, the implicit assumption would be if your life is good, you'd want to live it again. So it's tragic that he doesn't want to live it again, and that register isn't what I normally associate with the Ramones.

Speaking of the Ramones, there was a boxed set several years ago that came with a Ramones comic book with a sweet EC inspired cover. Has anyone read it?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

The Ramones are KISS for a different sector of the marketplace

Servoret
Nov 8, 2009



A Strange Aeon posted:

So it's tragic that he doesn't want to live it again, and that register isn't what I normally associate with the Ramones.

They weren't a happy bunch of people by 1989. They hated each other's guts, but were forced to stick together to make a living, and their attempt at gaining mass popularity had fizzled, so they were out on the road grinding out a living playing for their fans, putting out albums that weren't selling well, and stuck writing a tie-in song for a low budget horror movie. Dee Dee hated being a Ramone so much he quit years before the band retired, and had drug problems that resulted in his early death. Joey hated Johnny for stealing and marrying his girlfriend, and Johnny was apparently a really unpleasant conservative who was in it for the cash and kind of forced the others to keep going after the spark had gone out. There's a good documentary about them called End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones that goes into all of the behind the scenes drama, also Phil Spector holding them hostage at his house at gunpoint while they were recording the album that they were hoping would be their breakout hit, End of the Century.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Pastry of the Year posted:

The Ramones are KISS for a different sector of the marketplace

That's The Sex Pistols.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/RyanStegman/status/1000484875164581888

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Stan Lee tweeting about Fake News:

https://twitter.com/TheRealStanLee/status/1000552589308477441

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Apr 6, 2007

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oh stan

thats in reference to this tweet thread btw, where elon praised an article written by the sex cult people that the woman from smallville is involved in

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1000552825145901057

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