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EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Win Johns Job would also be good. It was really great and will give him a crash course on a Richard, Sal and others.

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Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
You can't just explain Mike walker it won't work. It's funny cuz that dude is so hoity toity and bougie. He tries to come off as super cosmopolitan. This poo poo went on for years. He even spoke Japanese with George takei. Then- that huge rear end flab shaking fart

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Here's a little refresher: https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/mikewalkerdropsandconga

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Just say "Mike Walker was a tabloid journalist who used to show up weekly and play a game. At a later point in time, he poo poo his pants and it was caught on mic."

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, it's happened; someone has actually said the words "yeah, send me your favourite Stern show clips" to me. :toot:

My brother in law has a Sirius trial that came with his new car, and recently listened to a few tradio calls (he mentioned one I hadn't heard of, the Dill Dough Cucumber Bread recipe?).

He's not as familiar with the show and cast as we all are, and I said that overall, I think the listener gets a much better appreciation of any given goof if they know the people involved more. Now I'm just trying to figure out what clip to start with.

I'm thinking Mike Walker fart. That fart is used in so many other goofs, it's good to appreciate it as much as possible.

This kinda has it all. Porn stars, Fred's drops, Artie dying from laughter and Gary bashing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76Sm7EVb8PI

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Evil Agita posted:

You can't just explain Mike walker it won't work. It's funny cuz that dude is so hoity toity and bougie. He tries to come off as super cosmopolitan. This poo poo went on for years. He even spoke Japanese with George takei. Then- that huge rear end flab shaking fart


Crotch Bat posted:

Just say "Mike Walker was a tabloid journalist who used to show up weekly and play a game. At a later point in time, he poo poo his pants and it was caught on mic."

I never even heard of Mike Walker before the fart thing. I absolutely promise, from the bottom of my heart, that the fart thing is still utterly hilarious.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
tbh i just wanted to say "rear end flab shaking fart" and now i've said it twice so actually i win this round

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

EngineerJoe posted:

Is there some sort of Mike Walker compilation so he can actually know the guy a bit before the fart?

I don't think so. The only personal thing I can remember him sharing is that he had a Japanese wife.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Now that Howard's alliance with the enquirer ended have they ever done any stories on him?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Evil Agita posted:

Now that Howard's alliance with the enquirer ended have they ever done any stories on him?

He's been dead now so I doubt it.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
RadarOnline does the tabloid stuff on the show these days.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
Oh did he die? Rip mike

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Evil Agita posted:

Oh did he die? Rip mike

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Walker_(columnist)

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
I was just about to write Mike Walker a note.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

baba booey

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015
baba booey

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Johny-on-the-Spot posted:

I was just about to write Mike Walker a note.

I can't remember, did they ever mention it on the show?

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
This was on the Stern subreddit and it's pretty goddamned great. How did the sunglasses not tip them off?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dowdntddZEE

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
loving :laffo: how do people get duped like this so easily?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

They must have a producer that's a Stern fan that slipped that through. There's no way somebody wouldn't have caught that.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Yea, yea, I freed the slaves, OK, whatever.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Wikipedia throwing some shade at AJ Benza:

"On February 16, 2018, self-styled writer and TV personality A. J. Benza tweeted that Walker had died.[5][6]"

:newlol:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ladies and gentlemen, it's happened; someone has actually said the words "yeah, send me your favourite Stern show clips" to me. :toot:

My brother in law has a Sirius trial that came with his new car, and recently listened to a few tradio calls (he mentioned one I hadn't heard of, the Dill Dough Cucumber Bread recipe?).

He's not as familiar with the show and cast as we all are, and I said that overall, I think the listener gets a much better appreciation of any given goof if they know the people involved more. Now I'm just trying to figure out what clip to start with.

I'm thinking Mike Walker fart. That fart is used in so many other goofs, it's good to appreciate it as much as possible.

This one is so funny that it's one of the rare ones I had to share with people I know in real life who aren't Stern fans. The fact that it's off the top of his head makes it so much better


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYAhjBHQ0Hs

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Also I can't believe Steve Nowicki does the Sal's dad impression. I thought they hired a professional for that, holy poo poo. That's gotta be my favorite impression outside of Sour Shoes doing Gary

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Evil Agita posted:

You can't just explain Mike walker it won't work. It's funny cuz that dude is so hoity toity and bougie. He tries to come off as super cosmopolitan. This poo poo went on for years. He even spoke Japanese with George takei. Then- that huge rear end flab shaking fart

SNIFF

I love you guys.

djnkro
Sep 16, 2007

Two Kings posted:

I don’t think Fred has recorded a song or bit since Sam Kinison died. I love the Martian but he’s been coasting since the mid 90’s. What a gig.

I may be mistaken, but when did Fred record the Imus "I'm a fake cowboy" bit?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

djnkro posted:

I may be mistaken, but when did Fred record the Imus "I'm a fake cowboy" bit?

I would guess mid 2000s on that one? Early Sirius?

EDIT:
Earliest Google hit from MarksFriggin is dated 03/25/2005.
But from context, it doesn't sound like the first time they had played it.

Squashy Nipples fucked around with this message at 20:34 on May 29, 2018

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Fred lost all good will from me around the 1000th "GAAAARY" drop

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Artie melting down (again) on Twitter, threatening to release Howard's personal cell number unless he sends him $2500.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Just saw that. WTF?

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Funniest thing Artie's done in a long time.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
...but why $2500?

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Is extortion a violation of Twitter's terms & conditions :ohdear:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I'd legitimately buy his account being hacked. How complicated could his info be to guess anyway? This has to be some kind of bad joke or something, I don't know, if not he needs mental help immediately.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
I really hope his account got hacked otherwise he probably needs to be locked up for his own personal well being at this point. Bad move to try and publicly extort someone when you're about to go up in front of a judge. Somebody move the Artie death clock a few more minutes to midnight.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Two Kings posted:

Somebody move the Artie death clock a few more minutes to midnight.
Just where do you think the Artie clock has been all this time?

No way he got hacked tho. He might claim it later though.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
he's already walked it back saying it was a joke, as if anybody believes him

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
Yeah... guy is off the wagon again

quote:

Warning Howard Stern: Howard it’s Artie. I’ve had enough of your poo poo! Sorry it’s come to this. Unless u send me 2500 dollars cash I will tweet ur personal cell number. Each day for 10 days on Twitter I will tweet a single digit. Ur number w area code Next tweet is 1st digit-

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Ha! Who’s the baby gorilla now King of All ppl who’s cell number is known by everyone who follows me on Twitter? See u in Hell!

I’m looking forward to th next digit! You can keep looking forward to Ellen’s dancing!! HAHAHAHA

Even ur bromance with Orlando Bloom can’t help u now!! Scum

Hope ur heads not to clouded from laughing at Chelsea Handlers last segment during Robins News!! Cuz u got a decision to make

Pay the 25 C-Notes or change ur cell number! Whoa. I’d hate to be u

Imagine. 100 cats will have to memorize another umami cell number! Poor little kitty’s

Ok Howard here’s the truth.The money’s not for me. It’s for Gilbert. Money’s tight w him. He was forced to spend the first nickel he ever made. He promised his wife a Hamptons house with a budget of 2500 dollars. So far she can afford the shed Calvin Klein keeps a gay guy in!

So Gilbert gets the shed. Or @Artiesbloatedliver starts texting you!!

The next tweet is the funniest thing ever posted in the history of social media!! ...

Ask Ralph to loan you the 2500 bucks?

Nowadays u do have to be careful. The Howard cell number things a complete joke. Before a lawyer calls.

I’m nuts but. I’m not NUTS! Sorry if that offended anyone. Peace

From now on I’m gonna just Thank the good Lord I have a job line Crashing and be as normal as I can. Twitter can ruin a comedian. Imagine what it can do to me. I’m almost Ruined. Love u all. Artie out. For now

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Man, Artie's on some next level poo poo, all those jokes went over my head.

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Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

he's already walked it back saying it was a joke, as if anybody believes him

I can hear him now.

"I was SOOOOO joking around. Ya know I'm a comedian, sometimes I joke around on Twitter. I was kidding! Quit being so cunty and bitchy."

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