Hav posted:

cum turret

TheAgent posted:

whats the mod name for this

Beet Wagon posted:

Me: *makes a map in the StarCraft map editor, complete with triggers and everything*

"Look, I'm a game developer!"

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

Unrelated to the thread topic, related to an old thread topic: what the actual gently caress

Man who rescued Star Trek: TNG bridge set now faces child porn charges

GhostDog posted:

You can pledge
You can buy
Having the time of your life
See that ship
Watch that sheen
Dig in the spacegame dream

SoftNum posted:

is seeing if Kazan's username is on the fs2open github contributors board doxxing? Asking for a friend.

AutismVaccine posted:

CIG did get a qualified game designer and Hollywood producer super cheap. The same can be said for the marketing manager. The proof is in the putting and thus far it has exceeded my expectations. I have learned more about game design and production than I wanted to. The financials will change greatly when SQ42 is released. Good topic, good video, good work bud!

Ponzi posted:

Does anyone know what's happening with the CryTek lawsuit? Any news? I've been away for a while and haven't been keeping up with the thread.

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

The Chairman went down to Crytek. He was lookin for some code to steal
He had the shills but not the skills. And he couldn't afford Unreal.
When he caught sight of an engine with such fidelity he said "Just one sec!"
And then the Chairman swaggered up on the stage and he donned his black turtleneck.

"You might know me for my movies but I'm a game dev, too
And if you wish to make me rich I'll sign a contract with you
Now you made a pretty good demo but I don't think you'll ever sue.
So I'll break the terms and call the vampire's firm while my artists turn green pixels blue."

A lawyer said, "We're called Skadden and, as your contract shows
We'll take your gold from the JPEGS sold and all the loot from the commandos."

Crytek, document your code and pay your lawyers hard
Cause your engine has been stolen but they claim it's Lumberyard
And if you win you'll get a pile of stolen gold
But if you lose the Chairman gets your code

And Ortwin filed up his response and said, "I don't understand.
What you're lookin for is a cash grab, just another scam!"
And the backers agreed and thought it vindicated Chris
And a band a Youtube lawyers joined in and it sounded something like this:

FULL BURN PLAYS

When The Chairman was done Skadden said, "Well that's some pretty good spin
But discovery will show just what you owe and that's how you really win."

The money's all gone and the game's a dud!
The Warlord's in the house of the rising FUD
ELE's comin', two weeks to go
Derek, does you blog dox? No, mods, no

The Chairman waved his arms because he knew his time ran out
And he paid Crytek straight from the pocketbooks of the devout
Taking credit, the Warlord said, "Chairman, come on back if you ever want another fight
As I implied, back in July, Derek Smart was right!"
And he blogged:

The money's all gone and the game's a dud!
The Warlord's in the house of the rising FUD
ELE's comin', two weeks to go
Derek, does you blog dox? No, mods, no

Bofast posted:

I think of you as being a bit like the cruise ship in the visual novel 999: grand, deadly and sinking with a vengeance. It might have been your sister, though.

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

The Chairman went down to Crytek. He was lookin for some code to steal
He had the shills but not the skills. And he couldn't afford Unreal.
When he caught sight of an engine with such fidelity he said "Just one sec!"
And then the Chairman swaggered up on the stage and he donned his black turtleneck.

"You might know me for my movies but I'm a game dev, too
And if you wish to make me rich I'll sign a contract with you
Now you made a pretty good demo but I don't think you'll ever sue.
So I'll break the terms and call the vampire's firm while my artists turn green pixels blue."

A lawyer said, "We're called Skadden and, as your contract shows
We'll take your gold from the JPEGS sold and all the loot from the commandos."

Crytek, document your code and pay your lawyers hard
Cause your engine has been stolen but they claim it's Lumberyard
And if you win you'll get a pile of stolen gold
But if you lose the Chairman gets your code

And Ortwin filed up his response and said, "I don't understand.
What you're lookin for is a cash grab, just another scam!"
And the backers agreed and thought it vindicated Chris
And a band a Youtube lawyers joined in and it sounded something like this:

FULL BURN PLAYS

When The Chairman was done Skadden said, "Well that's some pretty good spin
But discovery will show just what you owe and that's how you really win."

The money's all gone and the game's a dud!
The Warlord's in the house of the rising FUD
ELE's comin', two weeks to go
Derek, does you blog dox? No, mods, no

The Chairman waved his arms because he knew his time ran out
And he paid Crytek straight from the pocketbooks of the devout
Taking credit, the Warlord said, "Chairman, come on back if you ever want another fight
As I implied, back in July, Derek Smart was right!"
And he blogged:

The money's all gone and the game's a dud!
The Warlord's in the house of the rising FUD
ELE's comin', two weeks to go
Derek, does you blog dox? No, mods, no

Sarsapariller posted:

Weird, that is literally the exact same point where I put it down and never started again. I guess I just felt like another 10 hours had been tacked on to the main quest, and all motivation just kind of left me. What a dull game.

ManofManyAliases posted:

No no no. Listen, I'm not interesting.

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

Unrelated to the thread topic, related to an old thread topic: what the actual gently caress

Man who rescued Star Trek: TNG bridge set now faces child porn charges

quote:

Neither of the two sources provided Ars with the direct evidence they claimed to have seen.

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

The Chairman went down to Crytek. He was lookin for some code to steal
He had the shills but not the skills. And he couldn't afford Unreal.
When he caught sight of an engine with such fidelity he said "Just one sec!"
And then the Chairman swaggered up on the stage and he donned his black turtleneck.

"You might know me for my movies but I'm a game dev, too
And if you wish to make me rich I'll sign a contract with you
Now you made a pretty good demo but I don't think you'll ever sue.
So I'll break the terms and call the vampire's firm while my artists turn green pixels blue."

A lawyer said, "We're called Skadden and, as your contract shows
We'll take your gold from the JPEGS sold and all the loot from the commandos."

Crytek, document your code and pay your lawyers hard
Cause your engine has been stolen but they claim it's Lumberyard
And if you win you'll get a pile of stolen gold
But if you lose the Chairman gets your code

And Ortwin filed up his response and said, "I don't understand.
What you're lookin for is a cash grab, just another scam!"
And the backers agreed and thought it vindicated Chris
And a band a Youtube lawyers joined in and it sounded something like this:

FULL BURN PLAYS

When The Chairman was done Skadden said, "Well that's some pretty good spin
But discovery will show just what you owe and that's how you really win."

The money's all gone and the game's a dud!
The Warlord's in the house of the rising FUD
ELE's comin', two weeks to go
Derek, does you blog dox? No, mods, no

The Chairman waved his arms because he knew his time ran out
And he paid Crytek straight from the pocketbooks of the devout
Taking credit, the Warlord said, "Chairman, come on back if you ever want another fight
As I implied, back in July, Derek Smart was right!"
And he blogged:

The money's all gone and the game's a dud!
The Warlord's in the house of the rising FUD
ELE's comin', two weeks to go
Derek, does you blog dox? No, mods, no

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

The Chairman went down to Crytek. He was lookin for some code to steal
He had the shills but not the skills. And he couldn't afford Unreal.
When he caught sight of an engine with such fidelity he said "Just one sec!"
And then the Chairman swaggered up on the stage and he donned his black turtleneck.

"You might know me for my movies but I'm a game dev, too
And if you wish to make me rich I'll sign a contract with you
Now you made a pretty good demo but I don't think you'll ever sue.
So I'll break the terms and call the vampire's firm while my artists turn green pixels blue."

A lawyer said, "We're called Skadden and, as your contract shows
We'll take your gold from the JPEGS sold and all the loot from the commandos."

Crytek, document your code and pay your lawyers hard
Cause your engine has been stolen but they claim it's Lumberyard
And if you win you'll get a pile of stolen gold
But if you lose the Chairman gets your code

And Ortwin filed up his response and said, "I don't understand.
What you're lookin for is a cash grab, just another scam!"
And the backers agreed and thought it vindicated Chris
And a band a Youtube lawyers joined in and it sounded something like this:

FULL BURN PLAYS

When The Chairman was done Skadden said, "Well that's some pretty good spin
But discovery will show just what you owe and that's how you really win."

The money's all gone and the game's a dud!
The Warlord's in the house of the rising FUD
ELE's comin', two weeks to go
Derek, does you blog dox? No, mods, no

The Chairman waved his arms because he knew his time ran out
And he paid Crytek straight from the pocketbooks of the devout
Taking credit, the Warlord said, "Chairman, come on back if you ever want another fight
As I implied, back in July, Derek Smart was right!"
And he blogged:

The money's all gone and the game's a dud!
The Warlord's in the house of the rising FUD
ELE's comin', two weeks to go
Derek, does you blog dox? No, mods, no

Commando posted:

I see this game having a very long life cycle assuming expansions, future content, and advancements in technology. I feel this more than a game, and more like a hobby you invest in.

Mirificus posted:

Scruffpuff posted:

I think the reason I liked the newer Fallout games is because I never played the originals, so I had no perspective on how they ruined the IP, and I don't engage in the storyline, I just treat it like a survival game. If you play them that way (ignorant and wrong) then they can be a lot of fun.

Preen Dog posted:

I can't believe anyone liked Duke Nukem 3D.

Duke Nukem should always be a side-scroller.

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

The Chairman went down to Crytek. He was lookin for some code to steal
He had the shills but not the skills. And he couldn't afford Unreal.
When he caught sight of an engine with such fidelity he said "Just one sec!"
And then the Chairman swaggered up on the stage and he donned his black turtleneck.

"You might know me for my movies but I'm a game dev, too
And if you wish to make me rich I'll sign a contract with you
Now you made a pretty good demo but I don't think you'll ever sue.
So I'll break the terms and call the vampire's firm while my artists turn green pixels blue."

A lawyer said, "We're called Skadden and, as your contract shows
We'll take your gold from the JPEGS sold and all the loot from the commandos."

Crytek, document your code and pay your lawyers hard
Cause your engine has been stolen but they claim it's Lumberyard
And if you win you'll get a pile of stolen gold
But if you lose the Chairman gets your code

And Ortwin filed up his response and said, "I don't understand.
What you're lookin for is a cash grab, just another scam!"
And the backers agreed and thought it vindicated Chris
And a band a Youtube lawyers joined in and it sounded something like this:

FULL BURN PLAYS

When The Chairman was done Skadden said, "Well that's some pretty good spin
But discovery will show just what you owe and that's how you really win."

The money's all gone and the game's a dud!
The Warlord's in the house of the rising FUD
ELE's comin', two weeks to go
Derek, does you blog dox? No, mods, no

The Chairman waved his arms because he knew his time ran out
And he paid Crytek straight from the pocketbooks of the devout
Taking credit, the Warlord said, "Chairman, come on back if you ever want another fight
As I implied, back in July, Derek Smart was right!"
And he blogged:

The money's all gone and the game's a dud!
The Warlord's in the house of the rising FUD
ELE's comin', two weeks to go
Derek, does you blog dox? No, mods, no

Scruffpuff posted:

It reminds me of Zork: Nemesis. It was one of the best of the Myst clones with good music, surprisingly good acting, a good storyline, fun puzzles, and imaginative environments that really stuck with you. But almost every review, from gaming magazine to gamer review, panned it for not having the humor or spirit the Zork series was famous for. So by borrowing an IP it basically had no business cribbing from, it actually languished instead of being properly appreciated.

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

PERFECTION

Hav posted:

It was horribly explained. Firstly, any poo poo highlighted in yellow in settlement mode can be scrapped - this gives you a solid wood and steel base. Anything in green can be stored or scrapped.