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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Alien: Isolation actually managed to be really scary just by spacing their save points out. There were no checkpoints, you had to dart from phone to phone while that stupid nine foot bastard just would not go away. There was a constant threat of losing a chunk of your progress if you did something dumb.

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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

exquisite tea posted:

The paradoxical thing about the whole unkillable monster you have to run away from trope is that they're only scary until you start dying a whole bunch, at which point they lose all sense of tension and just become an annoyance.

I see you played Alien: Isolation too

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

I went ahead and played through Layers of Fear the other day. It was a fun little haunted house adventure, I guess. Some of the "scares" ended up being super funny though, like when you open a door to a close up of a face and turn around and there is an extremely tiny version of that portrait on the wall behind you made me laugh.


DeathChicken posted:

Alien: Isolation actually managed to be really scary just by spacing their save points out. There were no checkpoints, you had to dart from phone to phone while that stupid nine foot bastard just would not go away. There was a constant threat of losing a chunk of your progress if you did something dumb.

AI was super good, but it was like 3-4 hours longer than it needed to be unfortunately.

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.

Grapplejack posted:

I went ahead and played through Layers of Fear the other day. It was a fun little haunted house adventure, I guess. Some of the "scares" ended up being super funny though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0fm2lRrEg0&t=25s

This is still one of my favourite things.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Sakurazuka posted:

I see you played Alien: Isolation too

The game tricked me into thinking I was a big baby by not picking the Hard difficulty when it actually just makes the Alien more predictable, therefore less scary.

Cactus
Jun 24, 2006

Shame about Agony I was looking forward to that one, but I've seen all I need to see. At least my wishlist has one less game on it now.

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Holy poo poo... did the ghost kid just faceplant into a shelf? Did the devs think that was "spooky"? Wowsers.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

I watched the video of the cut content from Agony they had to censor. Agony is a dumb game.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Safari Disco Lion posted:

I watched the video of the cut content from Agony they had to censor. Agony is a dumb game.

Well what is it?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I am really unclear about this "had to censor" line from the Agony devs. Who is making them censor things, and how?

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Discendo Vox posted:

I am really unclear about this "had to censor" line from the Agony devs. Who is making them censor things, and how?

Google is cool

https://www.destructoid.com/uncensored-patch-for-survival-horror-title-agony-cancelled-505126.phtml

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

I got halfway through a video of the uncensored stuff for Agony before it got removed from YouTube lol.

It really is some edgelord poo poo and it makes me glad that I didnt try the game. Also the gameplay looks awful and floaty?

CuddleCryptid fucked around with this message at 16:10 on May 31, 2018

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

This doesn’t actually explain anything. It’s treating the ESRB rating, which is increasingly meaningless, as a big deal. Most other discussion involves PEGI, which is as far as I can tell pure labeling with no functional market restrictions. “Had to” looks a lot like “chose to, loudly, with a press campaign “.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 16:29 on May 31, 2018

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
I saw a bit of gameplay and laughed when the player gets attacked by Hand Banana from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



What a mature game.

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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CharlestonJew posted:

I saw a bit of gameplay and laughed when the player gets attacked by Hand Banana from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

yeah i dunno what they were like. thinking. it's a weird mishmash of poorly textured limbs that crawls around.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

chitoryu12 posted:



What a mature game.

Eye gouging and heart plucking is apparently on the same level as swearing and lesbian sex.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
genital physics

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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DreamShipWrecked posted:

Eye gouging and heart plucking is apparently on the same level as swearing and lesbian sex.

given how the game portrays things, well,

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Holy goddamn hell the steam forums for Agony are swarming with people who believe there is a gay agenda and that's why Agony got censored :psyduck:

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Cultist Simulator NOW... WHEN?

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Holy goddamn hell the steam forums for Agony are swarming with people who believe there is a gay agenda and that's why Agony got censored :psyduck:

What? They changed a bunch of murder and rape stuff...because of the gays?

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

DreamShipWrecked posted:

What? They changed a bunch of murder and rape stuff...because of the gays?

Totally, because they took out vaginas lmao

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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DreamShipWrecked posted:

What? They changed a bunch of murder and rape stuff...because of the gays?

welcome to the thought process of the average steam forum poster and/or career videogame player

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

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Discendo Vox posted:

This doesn’t actually explain anything. It’s treating the ESRB rating, which is increasingly meaningless, as a big deal. Most other discussion involves PEGI, which is as far as I can tell pure labeling with no functional market restrictions. “Had to” looks a lot like “chose to, loudly, with a press campaign “.

AO rating is still nearly a ban. You can still sell it but brick-and-mortar stores (as increasingly irrelevant as they're getting) will not stock it. It just cuts into their bottom line and marketing folks will fight it. It's kind of like how a lot of films try to edge away from R rating because hitting R is shown to cut into their profits due to how it limits their market.

edit: On rereading your post I see now you're complaining more about how they're treating it as censorship which is indeed dumb but oh well I already posted it.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Discendo Vox posted:

This doesn’t actually explain anything. It’s treating the ESRB rating, which is increasingly meaningless, as a big deal. Most other discussion involves PEGI, which is as far as I can tell pure labeling with no functional market restrictions. “Had to” looks a lot like “chose to, loudly, with a press campaign “.

PEGI is legally enforced in some countries including the one I live in.

loga mira
Feb 16, 2011

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE NAZIS?
In the old Riddic game dev commentary they talked about having to remove ragdolled dicks from zombies for a lower age rating.

These Eastern European devs need to adopt the Japanese naming model, rather than the picking a random phrase from a random metal song model. They should also stop relying on metal album covers for art direction tips. Stuff like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7dArwDri4Y

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I dunno that's almost literally an area from Bloodborne

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Discendo Vox posted:

I am really unclear about this "had to censor" line from the Agony devs. Who is making them censor things, and how?

Some of the stuff they wanted to add would probably make the game have an AO rating which is a death sentence for your title because most shops and stores (Steam included) won't stock AO rated titles.

So basically they censored it themselves.

If anyone wanted to see the deleted poo poo they reuploaded it to Dropbox:

:nws:https://www.dropbox.com/s/v7oxs1g2ko09z3b/Agony%20-%20Deleted%20Scenes.mp4?dl=0:nws:

if you don't want to click but want to know what was removed:
- Killing children
- rear end giggle (it looks like jello)
- Succubus rape scene
- Pregnant demon scene or something?
- Scene where you bang a demon who then she stabs her abdomen and pulls a demon out of her vagina.

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009
Judging by the comments, I suspect that video represents a lot of lost sales from CHUDs who were only in it for the weird porn to begin with.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
glad the Hatred guys still found work in the industry

CommunityEdition
May 1, 2009
Agony: by CHUDs, for CHUDs, about CHUDs

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

AMA being done by Cultist Simulator devs

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Sakurazuka posted:

PEGI is legally enforced in some countries including the one I live in.

I've been to the PEGI site and looked up the organization, as far as I can tell the full scope of legal enforcement is "you have to be evaluated by PEGI". There's no mention of any market restriction. There are a bazillion games on steam with a PEGI 18 rating.

s.i.r.e. posted:

Some of the stuff they wanted to add would probably make the game have an AO rating which is a death sentence for your title because most shops and stores (Steam included) won't stock AO rated titles.

Hatred is on steam. It's AO. Valve just sticks an age gate on the store page, which they already use for any number of games. I've now read the claims by the devs that "leaving this content uncensored would result in the game being banned and us, Madmind Studio, being sued." It's bullshit. They're doing this for attention.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 20:30 on May 31, 2018

Diabetic
Sep 29, 2006

When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world Diabeetus.

s.i.r.e. posted:

Some of the stuff they wanted to add would probably make the game have an AO rating which is a death sentence for your title because most shops and stores (Steam included) won't stock AO rated titles.

So basically they censored it themselves.

If anyone wanted to see the deleted poo poo they reuploaded it to Dropbox:

:nws:https://www.dropbox.com/s/v7oxs1g2ko09z3b/Agony%20-%20Deleted%20Scenes.mp4?dl=0:nws:

if you don't want to click but want to know what was removed:
- Killing children
- rear end giggle (it looks like jello)
- Succubus rape scene
- Pregnant demon scene or something?
- Scene where you bang a demon who then she stabs her abdomen and pulls a demon out of her vagina.

God almighty, loving Edge Lord x10 here.

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls

s.i.r.e. posted:

Some of the stuff they wanted to add would probably make the game have an AO rating which is a death sentence for your title because most shops and stores (Steam included) won't stock AO rated titles.

So basically they censored it themselves.

If anyone wanted to see the deleted poo poo they reuploaded it to Dropbox:

:nws:https://www.dropbox.com/s/v7oxs1g2ko09z3b/Agony%20-%20Deleted%20Scenes.mp4?dl=0:nws:

if you don't want to click but want to know what was removed:
- Killing children
- rear end giggle (it looks like jello)
- Succubus rape scene
- Pregnant demon scene or something?
- Scene where you bang a demon who then she stabs her abdomen and pulls a demon out of her vagina.

lmao this is so edgelord.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
What even is the plot of Agony

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
First demon gently caress: "Tentacle penis, loving pussies."
Second demon gently caress: "Nope, you can't backpedal here, you hosed up the first time."

Also those babies have always looked like old midgets to me. Freaky big-head midget babies.

...Why did the succubus stab herself in the stomach to induce labor, also I thought she was supposed to kill it but it's still moving around and making noise when she was hugging it

FirstAidKite posted:

What even is the plot of Agony

Echoing this, what even loving happens in this lovely corridor crawler

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Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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goddamn, things already looked whatever from the 2 hours of gameplay i saw from john wolfe but this rabbit hole goes deep

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