Pick posted:

Say you care so much you’ll also agree to be trustee of a trust for him that covers his proportion of the inheritance and then torpedo his life

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Why? Do you think it harms other patrons by making them uncomfortable? Like there are environments where that's possible but I don't think it's the norm - maybe if we're talking the bar at a baptist wedding vow renewal or something that'd be true. I think caring about what puritan bar randos might think of you for kissing is what strikes me as childish.

fruit on the bottom posted:

I can’t decide between this one:

(23/F) My husband (25/M) is a cuckold and sex with him doesn't feel the same because of it

Leon Einstein posted:

I'll possibly inherit a lot of money from my dad, but it's much easier to plan life like I'll never see a dime. Who knows what could happen? This guy should just go on living like he's living and cut his mother and brother out of his life if they're so broke brained.

fruit on the bottom posted:

I can’t decide between this one:

(23/F) My husband (25/M) is a cuckold and sex with him doesn't feel the same because of it

Dienes posted:

Lady, your husband's fetish centers around humiliation and being compared unfavorably to other men in bed. Him being unable/unwilling to get you off is part of the fetish and this should not surprise you in the least.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

My (44m) mom (74f) is demanding that I "take care of" my brother (42m-who is 100% able bodied, just an extreme mama's boy and narcissist) after she passes as a condition of being in her will. Do I say no and kiss ~$200k goodbye or do I lie and say I will?

andrew smash posted:

I know we're not supposed to kinkshame but these guys are such loving losers, lol

LethalGeek posted:

I wish I could be there when OP tells useless shithead "lol gently caress off forever" after mommy dies.

fruit on the bottom posted:

I can’t decide between this one:

(23/F) My husband (25/M) is a cuckold and sex with him doesn't feel the same because of it

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

I would assume that someone has put forth some sort of theory for the rise of the cuck fetish beyond 'sex weirds and porn and late capitalism lol'. Would be an interesting read.

Leon Einstein posted:

I think the internet is just breaking homo sapiens. What's with all the incest porn too? I mean, what the gently caress.

quote:

My husband was transported to the hospital via ambulance after a pit bull attacked him while delivering a package. He rang on the doorbell and as the woman opened the door, the dog ran out and mauled him. The dog took a bite out of his hand and genitals, leaving open wounds which require stitches. The house had no “Beware of Dog” signs anywhere. The woman didn’t even bother to offer any aid or call 911 and she just ran back inside after she was able to get the dog off my husband. My husband was left bleeding in his truck while he waited for the ambulance and police to come and take him to the hospital. My husband has been a courier for 9 years and has dealt with pretty wild dogs in his routes, however, this is the first time that he has been attacked and this is no small bite. I have photos of the wounds for reference.

My question is, can he sue the woman for the attack?

EDIT: This happened in FLORIDA

2nd Edit: Animal services/health department just called to inform us that the dog hasn’t had his rabies shots or other necessary vaccines updated in over a year.

3rd Edit: Animal services called this morning to report that this is the SECOND TIME this dog has attacked someone.

DreamShipWrecked posted:

Anime.

dudeness posted:

He is the moderator.

Leon Einstein posted:

Is it really just insecurity manifesting as a fetish? I don't get it at all.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

Basically, how the hell is an admin gonna ask him to take things down and get a response other than "do it yourself"? I'm imagining zdr asking me to go through and remove all pictures of gloria estefan from GBS.

loquacius posted:

Plenty of fetishes have roots in insecurity -- the daddy poo poo and all daddy issues come to mind, as do both sadism and masochism -- but yeah, this one is a particularly toxic reaction to insecurity


They'd probably crowdsource it, same as we would -- there'd be a sticky post saying "please report all gloria estefan images because those are now against the rules" and then your reports would be full of glorias

Pick posted:

Say you care so much you’ll also agree to be trustee of a trust for him that covers his proportion of the inheritance and then torpedo his life

fruit on the bottom posted:

I can’t decide between this one:

(23/F) My husband (25/M) is a cuckold and sex with him doesn't feel the same because of it

cumshitter posted:

Divorce him to marry one of the bulls. Your husband will be too turned on in court to put up an adequate fight.

quote:

So in April I was a the end of year closing party at a ski resort. It's pretty well known for attracting all levels of movie stars, politicians, etc... I'm actually really not into that sort of stuff but I happened to see a guy I've had like a "school girl" crush on since he was in my favorite indy comedy movie of all time (obviously, I can't say who he is but most people on reddit have heard of him, although he's far from an A-lister) I asked him to take a picture with me in the lift line. He said yes and then he asked if that was going on my Instagram. I said probably and he said to at least hashtag him. So he used the post to track me down and the next day he sent me a DM and asked if I wanted to do something. I was like beyond the moon excited and probably way more forward than I would have been in any other situation and ended up having sex with him, I'm pretty sure this is when I got pregnant. We ended up hanging out two more times over the week and he was so much fun. We had a very nice parting and it was clear that this was going to be jut a fun fling for both of us.

Well sure enough I was late and then to my horror I'm pregnant. I didn't have his direct number so I out of desperation I DM'ed him on Instagram and looked up some contact information on his personal website. I didn't hear anything back for about a week and then I got the most impersonal note ever from a lady claiming to be his manager. It basically said "Mr XXXXXX does not remember you and while we feel for you and your situation, as you can imagine someone of Mr XXXX status hears claims like this all the time." I thought about what to do and replied that this wasn't a fake claim, I sent her a copy of the pic of us together and said I wasn't trying to trap him or even get any publicity out of this, I just needed to tell him that my plan was to terminate the pregnancy. Almost immediately after that a man claiming to be his publicist emailed me and asked if he could call me. I said yes. He basically called and said that Mr XXXXXX was taking a break camping before he started a press junket for his biggest summer movie release ever and asked if I would consider waiting until he got back so he could discuss options with me personally. I said I could and waited for a few weeks with nothing.

Then on May 20th, the publicist called me again and said that Mr XXXXX is just to busy to take "your concern" into his life right now and he asked again if I could just hold off any permanent decisions because he was just too busy. I said that I was already having horrible morning sickness and I was pretty committed to the termination because like I'd already mentioned I wasn't trying to get anything from him. He asked me to please be patient and promised that Mr XXXXX would be in touch with me directly and shortly.

So that was 11 days ago... Yesterday my frustration got the better of me so I called the number that comes in when the publicist calls and got an answering service saying that the publicist was out but he would get back to me as soon as possible.

I feel like I'm getting jerked around so hard here. I feel like I've been more than patient for them to come up with a solution that we are both responsible for and I feel like I've been more than fair as I'm not even asking him to split the cost of a trip to planned parenthood with me. I was just keeping him informed. My emotions are all over the place and I go from so angry I want to break things to crying so hard I can't get out of bed. I feel like i'm alone as I don't want to tell even my friends, while I know they won't judge me...my rational mind can't convince my emotional mind that even people close to me won't think I'm just a 'star fucker' or 'sl!t.'

I'm so lost, I just don't know what to do?

I feel like I can:

just go get the abortion. I've given him plenty of time of been very patient to hear anything from him.

Keep being patient and let them know on a certain date, I'm doing it regarless if I've heard from him or not.

I guess I could keep the baby and try to give it up for adoption? Being a mom is not in my plans right now but I watched my cousin go through a heart breaking adoption process and if I could spare anyone that grief, I suppose that would be a good thing.

A million other options I haven't considered.

What should I do in this situation?

tl;dr: I am pregnant by a D list celeb. He is avoiding talking to me about options and instead used his manager and a publicist to ask me to wait until I terminated the pregnancy. I have not heard from anyone for over 10 days and I'm very sick and emotional. I just don't know what to do.

Kelly posted:

This isn't so salacious by r/r standards...but any guesses as to who the celebrity could be?

I (26f) am pregnant by a D/E list celebrity (20s/30sM) after just a few dates. I knew it was going nowhere but he's using his publicist and manager to talk to me and won't discuss options with me directly. I feel so alone and it's crushing me, I don't know what to do.

Kelly posted:

This isn't so salacious by r/r standards...but any guesses as to who the celebrity could be?

I (26f) am pregnant by a D/E list celebrity (20s/30sM) after just a few dates. I knew it was going nowhere but he's using his publicist and manager to talk to me and won't discuss options with me directly. I feel so alone and it's crushing me, I don't know what to do.

dudeness posted:

Smash mouth raise the kid.

Blade Runner posted:

McLovin'

I demand it

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

I would assume that someone has put forth some sort of theory for the rise of the cuck fetish beyond 'sex weirds and porn and late capitalism lol'. Would be an interesting read.

quote:

She insists its not a burden or a problem. That she likes working and likes caring for me. But I feel bad to have her do everything, and more. I feel unequal. I love her very much and she is the sweetest most touching person I know, I appreciate her, but I dont know her intentions and I dont want her to slave on me to show me shes happy with me.

We have known each other for years. We are both out of bad situations with exes and family, her especially. She has a lot of trauma and history of work. Shes always flattering me with how Ive been good to people, especially to her, and that I dont deserve all the stuff I have put up with. Ill mention that an abusive ex had my child. Shes been through a lot, from scandals, she is from a family full of diagnosed psychopaths and narcissistics, and sh lost a fiance.

She takes control and is financially dominant. She insists that I shouldnt worry about financial problems, as long as her job pays her enough. Before we lived together, I was having issue paying child support and she got an extra job so she could pay my child support and she offered to provide things my ex or I couldn't for the child. I got in a car accident, and she insisted I tell her how much it'd cost to fix my car and pay off my bill. She insists I dont need a job and shell pay bills. She wants me to stay home, relax, take it easy, do things I enjoy. She said she doesnt want me to go out in our bad weather and slave away 30-40 hours a week and worry about everything. I told her I wanted to make money for myself, and she told me that the money she makes is our money and that she works a lot so I can have extra money and things. When I bring up the idea of me getting a job, she goes into full control mode and tells me how things are and what she expects (or doesnt expect) from me. She gets offended asshurt and tries to hide it.

Shell get as many work hours as possible. Then shell come home from work and start doing chores or cleaning up any mess or clutter I forgot about. Shell yell if she finds me doing something she doesnt expect. Im supposed to be enjoying myself, playing my game, watching tv, eating something that doesnt require a lot of cooking, whatever. Its like a parent yelling for not doing chores, but the opposite of chores. She will hand me things if they are out of my reach, if i look comfortable. Shell get asshurt if i say no, she doesnt have to. Shell get very controlling if i tell her she cant. Im not allowed to tell her no, to go to bed, to do anything.

She has carpal tunnel and shell massage me without me asking or needing it. Shell constantly ask me if im hungry or what I want to eat. When we first started living together, i was binging from stress and started gaining weight (after being really fit muscular through school). She made a huge deal that i shouldnt be insecure about my weight, that i should eat whatever i want. She started giving me junk food that i couldnt resist, like she wanted to butter me up. When I get sick shell spoonfeed me, stay home to baby me. When I binge watch something or get obsessed with a game or just overall get depressed or sick, she will take full control and advantage. She will change the bedding with me in the bed (a nursing skill) and shell give me a bedbath and she will pressure me even more than usual to "relax, dont get out of bed" and use babytone pet names all this stuff. Im too nice to say no or try to argue, it just upsets her and then she has to pretend it doesnt bother her.

tldr: I just feel like gf is serving me or babying me. I love her and i love her sweetness, but i dont know why she does this and it feels inequal of me to take all this

loquacius posted:

My favorite detail of the original berth ell pup story was the part where they spent time in couples therapy discussing how his obsession with his fetish was destroying their relationship and that turned him on so much he had to excuse himself to jerk off in the bathroom

Kelly posted:

This isn't so salacious by r/r standards...but any guesses as to who the celebrity could be?

I (26f) am pregnant by a D/E list celebrity (20s/30sM) after just a few dates. I knew it was going nowhere but he's using his publicist and manager to talk to me and won't discuss options with me directly. I feel so alone and it's crushing me, I don't know what to do.

loquacius posted:

My favorite detail of the original berth ell pup story was the part where they spent time in couples therapy discussing how his obsession with his fetish was destroying their relationship and that turned him on so much he had to excuse himself to jerk off in the bathroom

fruit on the bottom posted:

My[20M] girlfriend[19F] babies me and is financially dominant. I don't know how to talk about it.

fruit on the bottom posted:

I’m sure Zizek has something about it.

My[20M] girlfriend[19F] babies me and is financially dominant. I don't know how to talk about it.

DrWrestling69 posted:

Can someone link this plz.

Gaunab posted:

fruit on the bottom posted:

I’m sure Zizek has something about it.

My[20M] girlfriend[19F] babies me and is financially dominant. I don't know how to talk about it.