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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

EmbryoSteve posted:

This is why hawks fans are optimistic. The run game pretty much cannot get worse and despite all that bullshit the team was still 9-7

Running backs depend a lot on scheme and the o-line for their success. Even all-world athletes like Gurley, look at Jeff Fisher's final year with the Rams.

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EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Coldforge posted:

Running backs depend a lot on scheme and the o-line for their success. Even all-world athletes like Gurley, look at Jeff Fisher's final year with the Rams.

Haven't looked at the stats but I bet he and all the other rbs on the roster scored more than 1 td all season.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

DariusLikewise posted:

Jared Goff owns

:agreed: I like him. A lot of people are super down on him now that the season is over but the way I see it he's probably only going to get better. The main reason to watch the Rams though is Gurley, the D Line, and probably the best coaching duo in the league.

Hopefully they didn't overextend themselves this offseason, but regardless they are almost definitely the team to beat in the west. Fun to watch too

EmbryoSteve posted:

This is why hawks fans are optimistic. The run game pretty much cannot get worse and despite all that bullshit the team was still 9-7

I totally get this but of course the run game can actually get worse. I can also see a lot of the games that happened to go right for them last season going wrong in some small way and leading to a loss. Either way it's gonna be fun to see and if anyone can pull a winning season from this dismantling it's Russ

I'm actually pretty excited about the Cardinals as well. I've always been a fan of Bradford for some strange reason and them getting Rosen was too perfect. David Johnson one of my favorite backs in the entire league and a decent defense. Still the red headed stepchildren

Can we start the season now pls

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
This motherfucker right here...

https://twitter.com/PeteCarroll/status/1002223930696912897?s=19

Edit-if Carroll wasn't coaching football, he'd be a new age cult leader I think.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisWesseling/status/1002242117354143745

The top and the bottom lines are extremely topical.

blaine gabbert is better than russell wilson. thank you for this

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

hifi posted:

blaine gabbert is better than russell wilson. thank you for this

You're welcome; also, in accordance with GDPR, I would like to opt-in for your newsletter.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
https://twitter.com/jackie_bam/status/1002399232911765504

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Seattle is so bad that Wilson is abandoning them to create a team in Portland.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

King Hong Kong posted:

Seattle is so bad that Wilson is abandoning them to create a team in Portland.

Dude just really wants to own a team. He signed on with one of the ownership groups trying to bring the Sonics back. He picked the wrong one.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Does he own part of the Portland Pickles yet?

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


its all nice on rice posted:

Does he own part of the Portland Pickles yet?

No but Jon Ryan does!

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Benny the Snake posted:

This motherfucker right here...

https://twitter.com/PeteCarroll/status/1002223930696912897?s=19

Edit-if Carroll wasn't coaching football, he'd be a new age cult leader I think.

This is quite a lot of words to so perfectly avoid saying anything. It manages to be vague enough that an inveterate racist could make it out to be a denunciation of the SPLC.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

rjmccall posted:

This is quite a lot of words to so perfectly avoid saying anything. It manages to be vague enough that an inveterate racist could make it out to be a denunciation of the SPLC.

Yeah he's not taking a stand on any issue one way or the other but taking the easy route to make a vague statement that makes him look like he gives a poo poo

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
And that's the thing isn't it? Even he knows he's stepped in doo doo but instead of cleaning it up he's spreading it around and denying it loudly.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Benny the Snake posted:

This motherfucker right here...

https://twitter.com/PeteCarroll/status/1002223930696912897?s=19

Edit-if Carroll wasn't coaching football, he'd be a new age cult leader I think.

tl;dr: "Why can't we all just get along?"

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Play posted:

Seahawks fans are horribly unprepared for what's going to happen next season. They've been spoiled and have forgotten that the football gods giveth, but taketh away also.

Oh god, Russell Wilson is going to sign with New England isn't he :(

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Nervous posted:

Oh god, Russell Wilson is going to sign with New England isn't he :(

No, Brady will play till he's 80, because god hates us.

I'm just confused by him calling out Seahawks fans. I thought they all thought of themselves as Eagles fans, now?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Coldforge posted:

No, Brady will play till he's 80, because god hates us.

I'm just confused by him calling out Seahawks fans. I thought they all thought of themselves as Eagles fans, now?

Eagles are the Seahawks of the land if you think about it

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Pete Carroll is a loving cop

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Pete Carroll is a loving cop

Honestly surprised Trump hasn't tapped him to run an investigation into 9-11.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
He probably asked him and he passed

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
:smugdog:

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Intel&Sebastian posted:

He probably asked him and he passed

:drat:

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Intel&Sebastian posted:

He probably asked him and he passed

Dang

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Intel&Sebastian posted:

He probably asked him and he passed

:yikes:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Intel&Sebastian posted:

He probably asked him and he passed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Intel&Sebastian posted:

He probably asked him and he passed

Goddamn dude.

This thread is so good. Much like the NFC West (except Arizona)

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Intel&Sebastian posted:

He probably asked him and he passed

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Intel&Sebastian posted:

He probably asked him and he passed

<kisses fingertips>

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

I think this was the superior post, tbh

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

He probably asked him and he passed

:discourse:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
The Sounders suck rear end right now too lol

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017


Anything to get ticket prices back down.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
I used to joke that only one of the huskies/Seahawks could be good at any given time but I think the M's might be more apt.

Of course some years they all suck (see: 2008-10) so

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

0-16 Seahawks still more entertaining than any baseball team.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Tag urself, I'm the team name right under the team logo just so people are clear who I am

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

0-16 Seahawks still more entertaining than any baseball team.

Especially if Janikowski whiffs a bunch

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

0-16 Seahawks still more entertaining than any baseball team.

So soon we forget the 6-3 Browns loss.

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Its Rinaldo posted:

So soon we forget the 6-3 Browns loss.

Still more entertaining than any baseball team.

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