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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Thankfully that is not me. I'd probably drinking out of a straw if that was the case.

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PhantomPayne
Aug 8, 2017

I should think before posting

Zil posted:

If that is really you, for to give you props for posting that.

Still going to laugh at it anyway though.

lol at the shirts covering the window

also his crushed neck

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Please rate my biceps exercise.

https://i.imgur.com/WgyU0g6.mp4

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
upright rows until your rear traps look like Bane~~~~~~

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Helios Grime posted:

Please rate my biceps exercise.

https://i.imgur.com/WgyU0g6.mp4

pretty sure that counts as a 3-way with Mr. Smith helping.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

ElectricSheep posted:

post your weightlifting double entendres itt

Interesting that he jerked it on his back.

Seriously I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this before, doing it normally was probably too easy.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Vargatron posted:

Hey guys how's my jerk form?

https://giant.gfycat.com/PositiveOblongHypacrosaurus.webm

Got a pretty bad concussion but I think it went well!!!

that's what 100kgs? i wonder if he'd done 70kgs before and then decided SURE I'LL LOAD UP THE 15KG PLATES

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

mobby_6kl posted:

Interesting that he jerked it on his back.

Seriously I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this before, doing it normally was probably too easy.

Behind the neck jerks are actually easier. The bar path is straight and you don't have to maintain a front rack. The only down side is some people don't have the shoulder flexibility to press from behind easily.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I'll always go for the front rack. :sonia: :smug: But really I never jerk or press a weight I didn't clean first.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

hemale in pain posted:

that's what 100kgs? i wonder if he'd done 70kgs before and then decided SURE I'LL LOAD UP THE 15KG PLATES

It's not like a bench press where you can grind out a rep if you go 5lbs over your comfortable max. He's not a million miles from where he could have held it.

I always did jerks off boxes so I could be load and drop things with less hassle.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Ah fair, I've done clean and jerks but never really been brave enough to do the jerk part properly and just do a awkward push press instead.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Yup, I love jerking it in boxes and dropping hard loads too

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Yup, I love jerking it in boxes and dropping hard loads too

nice joke I think I saw it on a crossfit t-shirt once

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Finally pulled 4 plates :frogbon: Didn't even need a belt.

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic
Hell yeah, good job b. Next stop 5 plates!

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo
ab workouts?

I'm doing daily crunches and captain's chair leg raises when I hit the gym. Is there anything else?

I need to balance my bacon with my backstrap.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Ab wheel, planks.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
It's pretty nice to notice at work that I'm in better shape than people 10 years younger, and not just random people but ones that are doing the same pretty physical job.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
It feels good to know that I can crush all these puny men with my bare fists if I so chose to

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
That really is the foundation isn't it, the basis for all social interaction that if all other layers are stripped away is still there.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Sure, think of all the beta male cavemen watching women get dragged away by their hair thinking "they never go for the nice guys"

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo
Watch Quest for Fire.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Watched Pumping Iron again.

Its good.

Also, I am a small lil bitch boy.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I pulled 440lbs double overhand (not hook) grip the other week to see how good my grip is. Came up easy.. I reckon i could do 462 or 473 before my grip fails. Considering ive used straps for pretty much all my rep work over 352 thats pretty good. Farmers walks are really that amazing from grip strength work. I know i keep banging on about them but if want grip thats how to get it.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Chinatown posted:

Watched Pumping Iron again.

Its good.

Also, I am a small lil bitch boy.

I’m at an age where I’m happy just keeping everything running

Dorian Yates is all sorts of hosed in the joints and is preaching the wonders of Yoga and weed, and Ronnie Coleman is in a Wheelchair or something, Arnold had heart attacks and lost his balls(?), Mentzer and brother died of heart attacks, etc... I’d like to avoid that

Edit; I probably can’t afford broken bones or heart attack operations either so...

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo
'roids gently caress up your heart real bad

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
thanks a lot guy who told me to do this, now i'm out 120 bucks or whatever, it better be worth it! Also I need to find a better container to do this in.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
It looks like your loading some sort of gun with some stew/soup....

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
It goes up the rear end for faster absorption, like a butt chug for soup

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

doverhog posted:

It's pretty nice to notice at work that I'm in better shape than people 10 years younger, and not just random people but ones that are doing the same pretty physical job.

i am in better shape than myself 10 years ago

eat poo poo, younger me

Paper Diamonds
Sep 2, 2011

MikeCrotch posted:

i am in better shape than myself 10 years ago

eat poo poo, younger me
This is literally why I lift weights

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Paper Diamonds posted:

This is literally why I lift weights

Because that guy is in shape?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Who wants to buy some trx straps with aluminium handles* sold by one of the most annoying people i've ever seen?

*for the low low prices of $100** + shipping

**this is the 35% off early bird price

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/monkiibars/a-gym-in-your-pocket-monkiitm

MikeCrotch fucked around with this message at 15:28 on Jun 5, 2018

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

MikeCrotch posted:

Who wants to buy some trx straps with aluminium handles* sold by one of the most annoying people i've ever seen?

*for the low low prices of $100** + shipping

**this is the 35% off early bird price

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/monkiibars/a-gym-in-your-pocket-monkiitm

At least 5,681 people as of right now

Become a monkey, and live wild

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
I can see the appeal in that video. I have a couple 400 lbs coworkers and people eat and bring in garbage food all the time and I sit at a desk. Sometimes you just see Cheetos and need to do some fitness. I just scoot my chair back and do a set of dips though when I’m feeling antsy

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

MikeCrotch posted:

Who wants to buy some trx straps with aluminium handles* sold by one of the most annoying people i've ever seen?

*for the low low prices of $100** + shipping

**this is the 35% off early bird price

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/monkiibars/a-gym-in-your-pocket-monkiitm



:q:

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*

barkbell posted:

I can see the appeal in that video. I have a couple 400 lbs coworkers and people eat and bring in garbage food all the time and I sit at a desk. Sometimes you just see Cheetos and need to do some fitness. I just scoot my chair back and do a set of dips though when I’m feeling antsy

Or you could just enjoy some Cheetos. They're pretty tasty.

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
I only succumb when they bring in Doritos

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
Can't help you there, I'm only paid by Cheetos.

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
i just realised the opening of the video is predicated on having an office with a door

who the gently caress has those nowadays

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