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spite house posted:It'd be a total goddamned disaster on account of being made in a crockpot. I hate Pintrest, but love the sounds of this - got a link?
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1 weird tip to infidelity: leave a crumpled air mattress in the corner, ironclad alibi, no jury will convict
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Kelly posted:I hate Pintrest, but love the sounds of this - got a link?
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Thanks! Graham crackers made to look like used Band-Aids. I am in 
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fruit on the bottom posted:Are they the ones what make the flour? I’m a big fan of their flour, I am. Yeah, the same, and their muffin mix is 
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Incidentally reddit is tearing that guy apart for being jealous and not trusting and deciding that something must have happened with his gf and that other dude she slept in bed with after assuring him she wouldn't It’s a funny story because even if you assume she boned the dude, the op is still an immensely hateable stupid wiener
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andrew smash posted:It’s a funny story because even if you assume she boned the dude, the op is still an immensely hateable stupid wiener Is it because he's a spineless idiot? I mean he's posting on reddit so you can't expect a whole lot else of these stories
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I demand to search your bag for condoms!! Even the little side pouches!! No, ESPECIALLY those!!
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andrew smash posted:I demand to search your bag for condoms!! Even the little side pouches!! No, ESPECIALLY those!! Yeah I don't know what the gently caress, how do people learn this poo poo clown detective school has a proud alumni
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Incidentally reddit is tearing that guy apart for being jealous and not trusting and deciding that something must have happened with his gf and that other dude she slept in bed with after assuring him she wouldn't First they asked if he had a couch and he said no it was a tiny apartment. Then reddit collectively agreed that the floor is out of the question for a guest so there was really no choice.
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 What the gently caress whaaaaat the gently caress
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That Pinterest is amazing. LACTATION COOKIES, WHAT THE FUUUUCK.
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Bamabalacha posted:That Pinterest is amazing. Not much better than placenta lasagne.
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Lactation cookies are delicious, fite me. And they do the trick if you need 7000 calories in a hurry because your kid is eating every ounce of flesh off your body nipple-first.
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Depressio111117 posted:
What? Do you just add food coloring to some poison and cleanse yourself of kids?
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I [28M] just moved in with my gf [28/F] of 2 yrs. I'm uncomfortable with the amount of time and money she spends on her dogs. Am I being unreasonable or is she?quote:My gf Em and I recently moved in together. We are living in her home (she owns it and I was renting) and we split expenses. She has two little dogs she loves, and I get that. I don't have a problem with them. Since moving in together, I am just not getting the full grasp of how she prioritizes these dogs. Examples: 
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Haifisch posted:I [28M] just moved in with my gf [28/F] of 2 yrs. I'm uncomfortable with the amount of time and money she spends on her dogs. Am I being unreasonable or is she? On the one hand, girl makes her money, girl can spend it however she wants. On the other hand, yeah your GF is fuckin doggo-obsessed, either deal with it or break up with her.
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Judging from a comment on this one I do wonder if some people are in a constant competition to prove how enlightened they are, and that all should worship at the altar of Me Me Me. I [37 F] did some porn in 2011, and i think my son [19 M] found out. quote:u/throwaway9512795127 You did porn whilst your son was 12. From the comments quote:No, it isn't any of your sons business. Yes, you're an adult and can do whatever you want with your body. When you’re in the sexual vanguard that doesn’t mind if your mum got railed for a small amount of money when you were 12.
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It just bemuses me when people tie themselves in knots like this. If he tries just a little more, he will somehow reach a level of universal awareness and sophistication where it’s ok for his girlfriend to sleep with other men My [20M] girlfriend [20F] of 6 months is going to be away for the summer, and wants to know if I am ok with her engaging in non-romantic relationship(s)/hookups while she is away from me. I am not sure how I feel about this. quote:u/thrownaway311
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fruit on the bottom posted:First they asked if he had a couch and he said no it was a tiny apartment. Then reddit collectively agreed that the floor is out of the question for a guest so there was really no choice. While they are right at point the host should sleep on the floor and the guest in the bed. I mean its pretty easy to see why the dude blew up and while the condom question was dumb it was also a heat of the moment thing when he just found his GF in bed with another dude so he seriously gets a pass on that poo poo. As someone else said the trust is pretty much gone so they should just  She was also wrong because if they really did agree they wouldn't sleep in the bed together and then went ahead and did it then.... It also seems like she really wanted to get a new air mattress they could have. She just figured he wasn't going to be home so gently caress it why bother he won't ever find out.
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Finding out your mother did a porno is legit weird, he probably will not get over it, and no amount of sex positivity will let him get over it, especially since this wasn't even that long ago It is not irrational to not want your girlfriend to be railed by other dudes
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Blade Runner posted:Finding out your mother did a porno is legit weird, he probably will not get over it, and no amount of sex positivity will let him get over it, especially since this wasn't even that long ago Prude. I bet you fit skirts to your piano legs.
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Batterypowered7 posted:What? Do you just add food coloring to some poison and cleanse yourself of kids? Nah, it’s easier than that. Just find some antifreeze without the bittering agent and pour em as many glasses as they want.
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Blade Runner posted:Finding out your mother did a porno is legit weird, he probably will not get over it, and no amount of sex positivity will let him get over it, especially since this wasn't even that long ago maybe shoulda done separate quotes for this post lol
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La Brea Carpet posted:My boyfriend [42M] told me [41F] not to bake anything for an upcoming BBQ at his parents house because “I am not that great in the kitchen” What an rear end in a top hat. This is like that episode of American Dad where Stan keeps pushing Francine into the pool. They don't like your wife's BBQ? gently caress 'em. I will never understand how people can be such little bitchbabies about this poo poo. It will make her feel good to cook, and, unless she's serving actual feces, people will eat it and say nice things about it. I loving hate that guy for not supporting his wife in this tiny thing. She likes his family, and wants to feel like part of it, and he's embarrassed that she's not Meathead Goldwyn. fruit on the bottom posted:I [24M] caught my girlfriend [23F] sleeping in bed with her male friend [25M] after she told me she wouldn't I guess we need these staggeringly spineless people to keep this thread moving along, but still... Are people really this terrified of being alone? A lifetime of coming home to an empty house sounds 10,000% better to me than a lifetime of coming home to a house where my wife might or might not be sharing our bed with another man.
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quote:She just has a strong need and desire for physical human contact Lmao hell is real and you're living it my dude
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QuarkJets posted:On average, sure. The point though is that we're making a lot of mothers who aren't able to breastfeed feel lovely over that even when breastfeeding would make no difference to the health of their babies My wife felt like poo poo at first about bottle feeding when she couldn't breastfeed our second child due to inadequate milk production. She definitely felt pressure from the "you can't bond as well with a bottlefed baby" myth even if she didn't actually believe it.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:maybe shoulda done separate quotes for this post lol I stand by my actions
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Milotic posted:It just bemuses me when people tie themselves in knots like this. If he tries just a little more, he will somehow reach a level of universal awareness and sophistication where it’s ok for his girlfriend to sleep with other men You know Id like to tell these people to grow a spine but I think instead of leaving their partner theyd strangle them to death with their own handkerchief.
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My [23/M] fiancé [26/F] and I of 1.5 years called my family classless this morning and I'm not sure how to move onquote:Just to clarify the title: We've been dating for 1.5 years total, we haven't been engaged for 1.5 years.  "
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Jeza posted:Do fat camps actually work in the long-term? Honestly I have no clue about sending people to camps of any sort, it's a really American cultural concept. Stop thinking about Germany jokes. A regular camp would probably work to get the weight off. He would probably just be stigmatised because he's fat and have a miserable time. I came back in great shape both times I was sent to summer camp. I only enjoyed my time at one of them.
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Haifisch posted:I [28M] just moved in with my gf [28/F] of 2 yrs. I'm uncomfortable with the amount of time and money she spends on her dogs. Am I being unreasonable or is she? Don't date dog weirds.
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Haifisch posted:I [28M] just moved in with my gf [28/F] of 2 yrs. I'm uncomfortable with the amount of time and money she spends on her dogs. Am I being unreasonable or is she? The stroller one isn’t weird to me, but maybe that’s because my BF had a neighbor that still wanted to let her elderly dog get some fresh air and get to have a sniff at things outside, but since her dog couldn’t really walk far due to being like, the Methuselah of dogs, she bought it a ‘stroller’. It’s more of a little screened-in cot on wheels with a pull handle.
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Admiral Ray posted:Don't date dog weirds. It may mean that she has finally found a human who she can give all of the affection that was previously reserved for those dogs. He struck a goldmine.
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