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tinystax
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a naked emperor penguin but all the animals tell him they love his clothes
vanisher made my sig and it's super cool thanks v
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Jun 3, 2018 17:17
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- Ride The Gravitron
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a naked emperor penguin but all the animals tell him they love his clothes
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a naked emperor penguin but all the animals tell him they love his clothes
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Jun 4, 2018 15:07
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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the fact that you do not own a sword is not a bad thing
Not when I have these kickin pikes on sale.
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Jun 5, 2018 14:18
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Home defense trebuchet
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Jun 5, 2018 14:18
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Really? No wall scrolls at all? Huh.
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Jun 5, 2018 14:20
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Limited edition pocket sand
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Jun 5, 2018 14:53
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tinystax
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a morningstar you can use at night
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Jun 5, 2018 15:07
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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potion of hydration and weight loss when combined with exercise and a sensible diet
the latest offering from Tabitha's Sensible Magic
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Jun 5, 2018 20:13
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Open an Amazon package, pull out a single trash bag, cram the box into the bag, and take it to the trash.
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Jun 5, 2018 20:16
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drone delivers the box in the bag to you, then lifts you into the air and carries you to the trash, whereupon it takes the bag out of your hands and discards it
*sends command "take out the trash" to AI drone capable of carrying a human* what could go wrong?
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Jun 5, 2018 21:39
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A 1930s mafioso making an extortion visit to a swingers club. All "Nice orgy you got going on here, it'd be a real shame if something were to happen to it!", while one of his mooks stands behind him and bends a dildo, breaking it in half.
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Jun 6, 2018 04:37
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A 1930s mafioso making an extortion visit to a swingers club. All "Nice orgy you got going on here, it'd be a real shame if something were to happen to it!", while one of his mooks stands behind him and bends a dildo, breaking it in half.
lol
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Jun 6, 2018 11:46
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FALSE SLACK
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A 1930s mafioso making an extortion visit to a swingers club. All "Nice orgy you got going on here, it'd be a real shame if something were to happen to it!", while one of his mooks stands behind him and bends a dildo, breaking it in half.
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Jun 6, 2018 14:39
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Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!
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Tony Banks sends Peter Gabriel an anonymous letter saying
quote:
I should have killed you with a Minimoog when I had the chance.
and Peter Gabriel can't for the life of him figure out who sent it.
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Jun 8, 2018 00:23
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If there's a bad joke about genesis keyboardist Tony Banks i haven't heard it
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Jun 8, 2018 00:40
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Mike Ratledge on the other hand is the subject of some pretty ratty jokes
e: gently caress wait he was soft machine uh
Steve hackett jokes are pretty hacky?
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Jun 8, 2018 00:40
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I think i just lost like 50 prog points... good thing i have like 9,000 stored up
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Jun 8, 2018 00:51
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tinystax
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vehicular transportation jokes time
one of those big stupid trucks with dual wheels but only on one side
vanisher made my sig and it's super cool thanks v
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Jun 8, 2018 00:52
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tinystax
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an h3, jacked up on the side of the rode missing a tire, with an infowars sticker
vanisher made my sig and it's super cool thanks v
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Jun 8, 2018 00:58
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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my pentacycle idea isn't going anywhere
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Jun 8, 2018 00:59
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snuck into the fifth fleet on my pontoon boat and no one's called me on it yet
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Jun 8, 2018 01:00
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tinystax
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my pentacycle idea isn't going anywhere
a pentacycle, jacked up on the side of the road missing a tire, with an infowars sticker
vanisher made my sig and it's super cool thanks v
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Jun 8, 2018 01:00
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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a pentacycle, jacked up on the side of the road missing a tire, with an infowars sticker
The secrets Big Tire doesn't want you to know
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Jun 3, 2018 15:17
Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
