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Motronic posted:I want to know more about the house wolf, but spot on with the guns. There are very few "swing opinions" on guns: people are okay with it or they are dead against it. I find I can figure that out based on where they grew up with pretty decent precision. (guns are tools and/or fun for us "country folk")  I had a very big, very wolfy dog. People meeting her either thought she looked really cute or were obviously terrified of her. Warbadger fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jun 8, 2018 |
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Beachcomber posted:What parts of a lion fit in a DVD case? Claws? Phalanges? Ear parts? Terminal 15 tailbones
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Jun 8, 2018 05:52
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tactlessbastard posted:Hi, I'm the bartender who is willing to risk imprisonment to adulterate women's drinks so my pal can rape them because not only am I a tremendous piece of poo poo I'm also loving retarded. Tremendous pieces of poo poo are often also really stupid
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Jun 8, 2018 06:05
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on first dates i wear my finest fedora and ask the lady if she owns any bitcoins
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QuarkJets posted:on first dates i wear my finest fedora and ask the lady if she owns any bitcoins This is good, because it allows her to excuse herself to the bathroom, then slip out the window to a waiting Uber, saving her time and embarrassment.
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Jun 8, 2018 07:36
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Hate to break it to you, but it's completely normal for women to pee a little bit here and there during penetrative sex since the bladder is often stimulated. Not saying there's pee everywhere outside of sex weird fetish stuff, but a tiny bit every once in a while is ordinary. Did whichever partner who convinced you of this also suggest role-playing in the bedroom, and then dress as a sexy lifeguard and the scenario was that a jellyfish had stung you on the tongue somehow? 
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Jun 8, 2018 08:42
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LadyPictureShow posted:I’m sorry to hear that man, seriously. That’s something that takes time to figure out for yourself; when you’re ready to try/if you’re ready to try. That’s a cute story about your parents meeting 
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Jun 8, 2018 09:07
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Warbadger posted:
Wanna bury my face in that fur. She can eat it after I'd had enough. Which would be NEVER.
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Jun 8, 2018 11:15
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Warbadger posted:
What a cute dog! She's a sweetie. 
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Jun 8, 2018 12:10
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LadyPictureShow posted:My (29F) boyfriend (42M)won't stop using dating apps. Seriously reminds me of a girl I worked with about 20 years ago. Had a boyfriend that would screw any girl that crossed his path and when I told her that she either had to either break up with him forever (and stay away from him because she'd always end up banging him if she tried to remain friends with him) or accept that he was always going to cheat on her and just live with it. She literally tapped her forehead went 'I know that in here' then tapped her chest 'but not in here'. She also once asked me if I thought marriage would make him stop cheating. After she moved on to another job my friend brought over the paper and showed me her marriage announcement to the guy. We both laughed our asses off at it. Unsurprisingly she had a rough childhood which makes it sadder and less funny.
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Warbadger posted:I had a very big, very wolfy dog. People meeting her either thought she looked really cute or were obviously terrified of her. Good dog. Would pet.
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Jun 8, 2018 13:31
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Warbadger posted:
Oh my goooood
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Jun 8, 2018 15:50
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My (f28) boyfriend (m30) wants to meet up with his ex in hopes of arranging a threesome. I feel hurt, shocked and inadequate.quote:My boyfriend and I have been together for about 6 months and the relationship is incredible. This is the most healthy and loving relationship either of us have ever been in. He expressed to me his strong desire to have a threesome with 2 women and also to have 2 girlfriends. I am open to both ideas. I am bisexual and once I am able to sort out my jealousy issues, can see the benefit of being able to have a relationship with both genders at the same time. We have been "scouting" for a potential third lately. I recently told him I found his ex attractive and would like to meet her one day. I in no way meant I wanted anything sexual with her. It was more of a "oh she is super cute!" while looking at old pictures together. And I only mentioned meeting her after he has mentioned multiple times how similar we are and how well we'd get along so I said "yeah, she sounds great. Maybe we can meet one day". Apparently this has now become a strong fantasy of his. He is going home to visit in the next few weeks and asked if he could meet up with her and renew their friendship in hopes of it eventually turning into a threesome between us. I feel shocked, hurt and inadequate. I immediately threw up as soon as he told me. I am very much outside of what he normally finds attractive and my insecurities are through the roof right now. I don't know how to handle this. For now I have told him how I feel, told him i dont want to shame him for his fantasy but it's too much for me to understand or handle right now and i needed some time to absorb all of this. He let's me maintain a friendship with my ex's without trying to restrict me at all (although we only text or chat on the phone from time to time, not make plans to meet up to try for sex with them). So I feel like I shouldn't stand in the way of him being her friend again but now that I know sex is also on his mind, I am incredibly uncomfortable with the whole idea.
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Jun 8, 2018 15:53
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I got two exs and I aint ashamed I got two exs and I love them both the same
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Jun 8, 2018 15:54
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fruit on the bottom posted:My (f28) boyfriend (m30) wants to meet up with his ex in hopes of arranging a threesome. I feel hurt, shocked and inadequate. Man this guy had a chance at getting a really good thing going and managed to completely gently caress it up, bravo
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Jun 8, 2018 15:54
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Jun 8, 2018 15:58
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I'm not good at reading emotions, when someone throws up after I make a suggestion that means they want that yes?
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So she's OK with him having two girlfriends, but not if one of them is his ex? I feel like actually she's not OK with the two girlfriends thing at all. Which is, like, how you should be about the idea.
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Jun 8, 2018 16:20
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fruit on the bottom posted:My (f28) boyfriend (m30) wants to meet up with his ex in hopes of arranging a threesome. I feel hurt, shocked and inadequate. I choose to read this extremely literally and imagine that she projectile vomited in his face the second that sentence was out of his mouth.
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Jun 8, 2018 16:26
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She's insecure about her looks and jealous and wants it to be like the threesome from that guy in the politico or whatever article where everyone involved was equally hideous, like a gruesome triforce of sexuality.
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Jun 8, 2018 16:26
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cumshitter posted:She's insecure about her looks and jealous and wants it to be like the threesome from that guy in the politico or whatever article where everyone involved was equally hideous, like a gruesome triforce of sexuality. That wasn't a threesome, that was his wife's girlfriend who he wasn't invited to touch
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Jun 8, 2018 16:28
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quote:This is the most healthy and loving relationship either of us have ever been in Really? Really??
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Jun 8, 2018 16:29
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Her previous relationships must've involved making GBS threads her pants uncontrollably whenever someone made a weird suggestion.
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Jun 8, 2018 16:37
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A.I. Borgland Corp posted:That wasn't a threesome, that was his wife's girlfriend who he wasn't invited to touch Oh I assumed it was sexual since I remember his article was like, "Yeah, that's right, I have two ladies who bring me breakfast in bed and do chores and poo poo."
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Jun 8, 2018 16:51
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cumshitter posted:Oh I assumed it was sexual since I remember his article was like, "Yeah, that's right, I have two ladies who bring me breakfast in bed and do chores and poo poo." I think his main thrust  was he has someone to take care of all the tedious parts of having a wife such as talking to her and listening to her.
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Jun 8, 2018 16:56
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cumshitter posted:She's insecure about her looks and jealous and wants it to be like the threesome from that guy in the politico or whatever article where everyone involved was equally hideous, like a gruesome triforce of sexuality. I’ll probably regret asking, but anybody got a link to this?
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LadyPictureShow posted:I’ll probably regret asking, but anybody got a link to this? i got u fam https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/05/easier-with-three-work-life-and-polyamory.html
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I love her "I don't want to shame his fantasy, but..." Having sex with two women is something just about all straight men would be into. It's not a fantasy or a kink. It's just a straight guy wanting to gently caress. It barely even touches "fantasy" level, it's so common and banal. Trying to date men and be out as a bisexual was a constant struggle of trying not to roll my eyes anytime a boyfriend would "secretly confess" that "it's always been a fantasy of mine to sleep with two women." Yeah, you and everyone else, buddy. You're not special and no I won't go down on my best friend for you.
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I was never really into the concept of loving two women at once, for what it's worth When I actually did it, it was okay at best, like most things people tend to fantasize about and romanticize in their head
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Jun 8, 2018 17:09
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I have no illusions about my ability to please two women
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tactlessbastard posted:I have no illusions about my ability to please two women This is why part of the fantasy is them pleasing each other too It's not twice the work, it's 1.33 times the work
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Jun 8, 2018 17:12
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My fantasy of having two women is less about pleasing two women and more about only having to put 50% into pleasing one woman. ^drat beaten and outmathed
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Jun 8, 2018 17:12
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My fantasy is having two women feed me pizza from under the bed while I j*ck off
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Also if you get your head out of the porn part of it, it sounds logistically exhausting
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My fantasy is having someone acknowledge me and respect me for who I am, rather than my undeniably gigantic dick which I promise is really huge you guys
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tactlessbastard posted:i got u fam  he's not even loving both of themquote:...I once had these worries too, but for nine months I’ve been living with my wife and my wife’s girlfriend (a poly threesome V, rather than a triad, because all three of us are not romantically involved).
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I will say from experience it is possible to be a man in a relationship with a bisexual woman and not want to turn either of your friendships with other women into threesomes. Though it really helps if neither of you are friends with other women.
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I Was The Fury posted:My fantasy is having someone acknowledge me and respect me for who I am, rather than my undeniably gigantic dick which I promise is really huge you guys 
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tactlessbastard posted:i got u fam   Well, that wasn’t what I was expecting. I mean I was expecting the level of weird and unattractive, but that dude just sounds like a huge loving goober. -I’m not obliged to keep my wife company at breakfast anymore! -Three people paying rent is easier than two! -Less chores, by golly! Dude, you basically got a roommate that your wife also sleeps with.
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MockingQuantum posted:I will say from experience it is possible to be a man in a relationship with a bisexual woman and not want to turn either of your friendships with other women into threesomes. Also, being bi doesn't necessarily mean being open to group sex v v My wife and I just sort of settled early on in our relationship that this kind of thing was a fun fantasy but not something either of us had any interest into actually bringing into our IRL lives because it seems like kind of a dumb ideaThe point when it comes to the "now watch happily and sexily as your long-term committed partner makes intimate physical contact with another person who is not you" step is when it gets tough for a real IRL person
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