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Fellatio del Toro posted:Imagine garbage-tier political comedy, every joke is just a reference to a thing that stopped being funny years ago, and 30 seconds of audience screams as parade of washed up actors come out one by one to do terrible impressions, but it's Kevin Sorbo instead imagine this every saturday night, from omaha: https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1004788749748891654 Ague Proof posted:They couldn't help mocking the mentally ill with the last one. self deprecation is always in style.
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VitalSigns posted:Oh man at one point the cartoon shorts from that were on YouTube and it was incredible. I just looked for it and you're right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TvW4mX1z_8 It's just insane stdh in each episode and the biggest laugh is always when the guy with the ponytail shows up. You can tell there's no editorial process at all and every single idea they have gets greenlit. Even when I was 14 and writing top ten lists with my buddy, we had enough sense to come up with at least 20 so we didn't have too many duds.
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Minenfeld! posted:I don't get it. His hand is over his heart? What's the issue?
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VitalSigns posted:90% of SNL is already crap, imagine how bad "SNL, but by people who can't take a joke" would be https://twitter.com/Al_Boondy/status/1004807214027231238
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Tacier posted:I guess I was naive. I knew it was bad, but I'm genuinely shocked. How do you erode trust in a news organization that doesn't even seem to be attempting to look like anything but blatant propaganda? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJc
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Faustian Bargain posted:Remember how uppity it was to request dijon mustard on a hamburger? A TAN suit you say? MY GOD! I didn't realize Obama was such an insufferable giant rear end in a top hat. I heard he was born in Kenya though so...checks out I guess. Serious question, what's so hosed about a tan suit? Is there some law I'm not aware of? Are we reduced to "White after Labor Day" levels of having the vapors here? Honestly, who gives a poo poo about this? They make it sound like he had his pants down around his waste and puffed his boxers. God forbid he didn't crease the brim of his baseball hat (which I assume was tan also?)
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VitalSigns posted:90% of SNL is already crap, imagine how bad "SNL, but by people who can't take a joke" would be Nah, SNL is still plenty good.
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Jun 7, 2018 23:22
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smdh everyone forgetting when he saluted holding a starbucks latte.
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BiggerBoat posted:A TAN suit you say? MY GOD! I didn't realize Obama was such an insufferable giant rear end in a top hat. I heard he was born in Kenya though so...checks out I guess. Whatever Obama does it's wrong somehow.
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BiggerBoat posted:Serious question, what's so hosed about a tan suit? He was disrespecting the office by
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BiggerBoat posted:A TAN suit you say? MY GOD! I didn't realize Obama was such an insufferable giant rear end in a top hat. I heard he was born in Kenya though so...checks out I guess. the real problem wasn't the color of the suit, it was the color of the man wearing it
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Jun 7, 2018 23:36
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Imagine the horror of media and Hollywood elitists if anyone ever made fun of Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, etc what loving planet are these people on
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Now that I think about it some of it is because Obama rocked that tan suit so hard and they were jealous. Dude looked good in that suit and the average fox news viewer will never be even half that stylish.
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Zanzibar Ham posted:He's being black while I guess they're reciting the pledge of allegiance? That's a major offense, not unlike being black in general. The original out of context photo appeared to show Obama not knowing not knowing which hand to pledge allegiance with. Super Patriot, Donald Trump, on the other hand, not knowing the words to God Bless America is the media picking on him. If I didn't know better, I'd swear a double standard existed and that there was some sort of...I dunno...difference between the two that I can't quite put my finger on but I guess I'll leave that up to the unbiased fair and balanced experts at FOX to sort out.
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Chris cuomo is terrible. He has Santorum on right now and doesn’t challenge him on anything.
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Faustian Bargain posted:Chris cuomo is terrible. He has Santorum on right now and doesn’t challenge him on anything. Ew, that'll leave a stain.
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I have never owned a gun until yesterday, when I went out and bought two. It was hilariously easy. The background check it basically instant, now, so I didn’t have to wait more than a few minutes. Now, I have a Glock 17 pistol, and a Taurus .357 Magnum revolver. I guess gun control doesn’t work, unless... unless we don’t have anything that could reasonably be called gun control.
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To be fair if the Cheeto is state enough that might work
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greazeball posted:I just looked for it and you're right This is anti-humor, right?
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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/06/08/fox-news-star-charles-krauthammer-reveals-has-weeks-to-live-in-heartbreaking-letter.html get ready for the takes that Krauthammer was a noble and kind man and not a lunatic who literally named the Reagan Doctrine and who literally wrote "Bin Laden did this and we HAVE to go to war in Afghanistan NOW" on loving 9/12 e: oh and the time he claimed Obama returned a bust of Churchill out of (anti-white) spite, had the pres sec go 'that's bullshit also the bust is there still' but because the sec was talking about a different bust of Churchill (why do we have two) CHARLES demanded an apology and never corrected his original report with the fact that the 'returned' bust was on loan and always meant to go back. He got the apology because of  and proceeded to gloat about it and slam Obama for apologizing to 'rogue states' because he's a ghoul.
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sexpig by night posted:http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/06/08/fox-news-star-charles-krauthammer-reveals-has-weeks-to-live-in-heartbreaking-letter.html ok im glad I ventured into D&D to check up on this because I could not for the life of me think of a single specific thing that made Krauthammer reprehensible beyond the normal neocon frothing warmonger which is also an amazing indictment, dude filled his role in such a banal way as to fade into the milquetoast roaring background noise of our ghoulish foreign policy scene lmao. Couldn't even CHUD good.
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Gunshow Poophole posted:ok im glad I ventured into D&D to check up on this because I could not for the life of me think of a single specific thing that made Krauthammer reprehensible beyond the normal neocon frothing warmonger he's one of the Frum style Never Trump types who love the idea of forever war and massive oppression but are just so darn peeved that Trump is RUDE about. He was, in the media, one of the core pillars of drumming up war support post 9/11, like I said he literally was writing "WE GOTTA GET BIN LADEN" poo poo the day after. He also just is in general one of those Reaganites who's really loving stupid but he speaks in a slow, medicated, tone that makes people think he's profound. Like, he was all around in 2012 saying Romney would narrowly win and then when Obama won he just casually went to 'well but Obama doesn't have a mandate so I wasn't wrong' and he's the dude who said if we say settlements can't just constantly encroach onto Palestine then we're going to jail Israelis for building additions to their house I guess. Also he hilariously is a hardcore bible beater who tried to tell Bush to be more open to stem cells but also embryos and clones are evil and PROBABLY is what got the 'human animal hybrid' thing started. When Obama eased things but still kept things hamstrung because compromise he invited Charles to the bill signing but he refused to go because what IF this opens the door to CLONES????
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I have never owned a gun until yesterday, when I went out and bought two. It was hilariously easy. The background check it basically instant, now, so I didn’t have to wait more than a few minutes. Now, I have a Glock 17 pistol, and a Taurus .357 Magnum revolver. I guess gun control doesn’t work, unless... unless we don’t have anything that could reasonably be called gun control. Not trying to start any gun related bullshit but....um...why did you do that?
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BiggerBoat posted:Not trying to start any gun related bullshit but....um...why did you do that? funding the gun industry to own the...conservs...
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sexpig by night posted:funding the gun industry to own the...conservs... Edit: Cash only, natch.
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What did it say? A good argument for screenshotting or quoting tweets?
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dammit it was getfiscal dunking on krauthammer.
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No one gives a poo poo about Krauthammer outside the RWM bubble. Fox News will do a weeks/months long eulogy while he dies and CNN will mention it for like a day when it actually happens. But most of the world will go without noticing it. And that gives me peace on an otherwise bad day.
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STAC Goat posted:No one gives a poo poo about Krauthammer outside the RWM bubble. Fox News will do a weeks/months long eulogy while he dies and CNN will mention it for like a day when it actually happens. But most of the world will go without noticing it. And that gives me peace on an otherwise bad day. Actually he’s gonna get a monument on the mall
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Fox News posted:Charles Krauthammer, the beloved and brilliant Fox News Channel personality who gave up a pioneering career in psychiatry to become a Pulitzer Prize-winning political analyst, on Friday revealed the heartbreaking news that he is in the final stages of a losing battle with cancer. Does FoxNews think it makes him look good to open the article by saying he gave up a career helping people to instead spew political garbage on TV?
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Fellatio del Toro posted:Does FoxNews think it makes him look good to open the article by saying he gave up a career helping people to instead spew political garbage on TV? to be fair he was probably a poo poo shrink too so either way he was loving poo poo up
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Fellatio del Toro posted:Does FoxNews think it makes him look good to open the article by saying he gave up a career helping people to instead spew political garbage on TV? A depressing number of them believe that mental illness doesn't really exist or it does but therapy and psychiatry are useless because you should just will the crazy away. They seriously believe that the mentally ill choose to be that way one way or another. That or they believe that you can fix crazy by just going to church s lot and having enough faith in Jesus. It's why they keep saying the answer to school shootings is prayer in school. If we force everybody to be Christian then nobody will shoot each other ever again.
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Tatsuta Age posted:https://twitter.com/fart/status/1005131197108768768?s=21 Jesus Christ.
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BiggerBoat posted:Jesus Christ. I really can't fault him for saying that.
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BiggerBoat posted:Jesus Christ. Nah, gently caress Krauthammer and all his ghoulish loving friends.
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