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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

quote:

Songdog23
You have more than you know. - Q
4 points·
3 hours ago

No Sir, WE didn't ALL allow this over the last 50 years. Some of us spoke out continually against Clinton, Bush and Obama. We were ostracized, placed in the virtual societal booby hatch, and killed. I voted for Ron Paul in every election, as the afore mentioned minions of Evil got "elected". I knew 9/11 was an inside job the moment those buildings fell in their own foot print. We need to honor the people who spoke against the evil and not lump them all together with the rest of the SNL crowd.


EDIT: they're excited about some sheriff somewhere that is talking up #pedogate, and also praising that the sheriff once explained a cop-killer being shot 62 times by his men as "that's all the bullets we had." So there's some standard rightist cop-lovin' for a bit, but then the crazy re-emerges:

quote:

Glag82
Promises made. Promises kept. - Q
4 points·
6 hours ago

See that golden badge most officers wear, 5 pointed star for some. Well if you look closely at the those pointed ends of the star, which are triangles, the triangles have swirls in the middle. Now whose symbols are triangle with swirls in them? Not saying all of them are but look at the symbolism.


not4rmOhere
Promises made. Promises kept. - Q
2 points·
5 hours ago

Los Angeles Sheriffs Office badge.
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1.....0.XsQnkpikZfQ
Edit: the bear is the California State animal, but also a "Bear" or a "Papa Bear" is an adult male lover to a boy.


They've been getting big into "symbolism" the last few days; they have an ever-increasing list of symbols of great significance, so anytime anything happens they just run through a list of 200+ items like "a spiral", "a rabbit", "a red shoe" and look for any correlation whatsoever. And if they find any visual anywhere (like evidence Kate Spade ever wore a red shoe) it's an automatic "these pedos are mocking us by flaunting all their pedo symbols out in the open!"

It all gets back to the standard Illuminati schtick (and may even pre-date that) that Those People are simply incapable of just doing their dirt and enjoying it, they absolutely get off on mocking the rest of the world by making their activities really, really obvious. Note that the activities are never actually made obvious by, you know, actually leaving a big pile of dead bodies somewhere, but rather by an obsession with symbolic clues that any average joe could see.

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Jun 9, 2018

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Does "SNL" mean something other than Saturday Night Live.

Not that it's going to make any sense either way.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

EDIT: they're excited about some sheriff somewhere that is talking up #pedogate, and also praising that the sheriff once explained a cop-killer being shot 62 times by his men as "that's all the bullets we had." So there's some standard rightist cop-lovin' for a bit, but then the crazy re-emerges:



They've been getting big into "symbolism" the last few days; they have an ever-increasing list of symbols of great significance, so anytime anything happens they just run through a list of 200+ items like "a spiral",

I think that's how Uzumaki started

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
The dirtiest word in the Qult vocabulary is "coincidence".

quote:

TiredofNutsYou have more than you know. - Q • 54m

Amen and JUSTIFY just won...Triple Crown. Coincidence?

And no, the thread up to that point had zero mention of the words "justify", "triple/three" or "crown". The sole context was that Daddy Trump is laying down the law on all these countries leaching money off of us.


EDIT: they were excited the other day about some news clip where Trump puts his bottled water on the ground and then Pence does so too. They've been giddily trying to decode this GEOTUS move:

quote:

Trump & Pence remove water bottles from the table, indicating to Debbie Wasserman Schultz (wasser=water) that a plea deal is off the table (Awan Brothers Pakistani spy ring in Congress). #QAnon said, “watch the water.”

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Jun 10, 2018

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Hell, I'll just quote the whole post:

quote:

This week in the news: #QAnon warned of Suicides, Murders, Arrests, and Mass Resignations (and people thought nothing was happening)
u/suzoh
Anthony Bourdain commits suicide
1b. His girlfriend, Asia Argento humiliated Harvey Weinstein at Cannes
Designer Kate Spade commits suicide.
2b. Andy Spade walks around New York City in a MOUSE MASK
Queen Máxima of the Netherlands' sister commits suicide
Harvey Weinstein, Miramax, & Others accused of RICO racketeering
4b. Son of Weinstein RICO case defendant Lance maerov dies in plane crash
Veterans on Patrol uncover a child trafficking campsite with toys, hair dye, and a rape tree with child level constraints. They also find a decomposing child's body. Authorities bulldoze the site.
5b. Warning about CHILD SEX trafficking in Arizona from an Anon on 4chan in 2017
AP reports Obama tried to allow Iran to launder $5.7 billion through American banks
Former FBI director Andrew McCabe seeks immunity over Clinton email probe
DOJ Inspector General report shows Obama AG Loretta Lynch tired to hid evidence of Hillary wrongdoing before the election
Trump did not obstruct an investigation that was no longer active, and
9b. FBI interviewers did not believe General Flynn lied, but Andrew McCabe altered the 302 and destroyed the evidence
Trump & Pence remove water bottles from the table, indicating to Debbie Wasserman Schultz (wasser=water) that a plea deal is off the table (Awan Brothers Pakistani spy ring in Congress). #QAnon said, “watch the water.”
Senate staffer Jim Wolfe arrested for lying to the FBI over leaks to reporters
160 children rescued from CHILD SEX trafficking in Atlanta
Disneyland and Legoland employees among 11 arrested for CHILD PORN
David Koch resigns from his own company as does Starbucks Chairman Harold Schultz, bringing notable resignations / plea deals to 2,741 since September 2017
Italians choose Quitaly…Italeave, then Italy condemns George Soros
Judicial Watch finds that Obama admin funneled money to George Soros to influence Albanian politics
Alice Marie Johnson's life w/o parole sentence is commuted (Mandatory Sentencing victim, first time, nonviolent offender)
Whole Foods scraps commitment to GMO labeling
Gardasil which purportedly prevents cervical cancer (because Congress was given money to say so) will be given to boys who identify as girls.
The 50th Anniversary of the day that Sirhan Sirhan did NOT shoot Bobby Kennedy.
Just another day in the New World Order! The week's not over. More to come…

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
I don't want to be too glib but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kHj3yysRrI

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
To be fair, that sort of link finding is exactly how Batman solved crimes in the Adam West TV show. You're not calling Batman crazy, are you?

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Coolness Averted posted:

To be fair, that sort of link finding is exactly how Batman solved crimes in the Adam West TV show. You're not calling Batman crazy, are you?

Ooh, like when the Riddler had the clue about "people who are always rushin'" and Batman realizes there's a plan to kidnap the Russian ambassador!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Hell, I'll just quote the whole post:

This is all complete bullshit or just selective editing and working, like we know the rape camp with dead kids is a complete reinvention of the actual thing.

Also, I love how Killary Kill Kount people have no idea how many people someone like her would have connections to. Probably tends of thousands at least, and people will die, through natural causes, suicide, murder and such. I guess when you only have friends that are other internet weirdos only, you can't comprehend complex social connections.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

twistedmentat posted:

This is all complete bullshit or just selective editing and working, like we know the rape camp with dead kids is a complete reinvention of the actual thing.

Also, I love how Killary Kill Kount people have no idea how many people someone like her would have connections to. Probably tends of thousands at least, and people will die, through natural causes, suicide, murder and such. I guess when you only have friends that are other internet weirdos only, you can't comprehend complex social connections.

Also, the leading cause of death for anyone ages 18-35 is accident (including overdose) >> suicide > homicide. If you combine the rest of the top 10, it equals the #2 amount, suicide. Suicide doesn't drop out of the top 5 until you are older than 55. Accident doesn't drop out of the top 3 until you're older than 65.

Other numbers that shake out from probability, for everyone that died from cancer in their early 20s, there are 4 people that were murdered, 4 people that killed themselves, and 10 people that died accidentally. You are also about equally as likely to die from suicide/homicide if you're 35-45, than die from cancer alone or heart disease alone.

Edit: Everyone should get Gardasil as a teenager because it prevents cervical cancer and certain types of throat cancers. Congress just doesn't want to pay for it.

Lote fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Jun 10, 2018

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
If you look at conspiarcy stuff, you will discover no one ever dies from those reasons, they're all a smoke screen for the OTHERS to murder anyone who steps out of line. Even people who have nothing to do with anything are part of this. Like loving Kurt Cobain is said to have been killed by THEM because he was going to reveal something, but what?

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Ooh, like when the Riddler had the clue about "people who are always rushin'" and Batman realizes there's a plan to kidnap the Russian ambassador!

Now now, be fair. In full context, he also talked about something yellow skinned that writes, so Batman deduced that a Russian journalist would slip on a banana peel and break her neck. Please don't question why Batman thought Riddler knew that was about to happen.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Fulchrum posted:

Now now, be fair. In full context, he also talked about something yellow skinned that writes, so Batman deduced that a Russian journalist would slip on a banana peel and break her neck. Please don't question why Batman thought Riddler knew that was about to happen.

Seriously, this is exactly what I think of every time I read the bakers and their theories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKYQvP0zQ0&t=78s

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.
The similar scene from Black Dynamite is also really good for 'starting at something entirely innocuous and ending up at the evidence of a horrible conspiracy'.

Not REMOTELY work safe for several reasons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D97gwGlMFE

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




the wife trying to protect them in this one is very sweet

quote:

Broke everything down for my wife about a month ago. She grew up in communist China. She said "OK, but please never talk about any of that outside this house."

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Someone should start encoding messages into various Q images and statements, and then releasing the encryption password a year later or something, like:

"Holy poo poo you believed this LOL"

"Wow here's another thing you believed, you lunatic"

"You believed this.... you believed this"

"https://www.mentalhelp.net/articles/mental-health-hotline/"

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Feinne posted:

The similar scene from Black Dynamite is also really good for 'starting at something entirely innocuous and ending up at the evidence of a horrible conspiracy'.

Not REMOTELY work safe for several reasons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D97gwGlMFE

Anaconda Malt Liquor gives you....Little Richard?

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Mercury_Storm posted:

Someone should start encoding messages into various Q images and statements, and then releasing the encryption password a year later or something, like:

"Holy poo poo you believed this LOL"

"Wow here's another thing you believed, you lunatic"

"You believed this.... you believed this"

"https://www.mentalhelp.net/articles/mental-health-hotline/"

That'll snap one dude out of it and schism the rest into PreQ and PostQ

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mercury_Storm posted:

Someone should start encoding messages into various Q images and statements, and then releasing the encryption password a year later or something, like:

"Holy poo poo you believed this LOL"

"Wow here's another thing you believed, you lunatic"

"You believed this.... you believed this"

"https://www.mentalhelp.net/articles/mental-health-hotline/"

Who says that we haven't been doing that all along?

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
So one of the standard conspiracy motifs is that once you get your True Believers going, they'll d a lot of the legwork *for* you.

There was a recent delay of 10 days of no Q posting, and the current delay (after just one or two messages since the last) is 8 days. In the past the Qult got really nervous when there were gaps, but currently they're all patting themselves on the back for Trusting the Plan and being sure that Q is just really busy with the G7 summit and prepping the NK meeting. One submitted "the training wheels are off" and Q is now confident they can put pieces together with only minimal crumbs.

Note that these long Q absences haven't at all resulted in a lack of traffic, if anything they're getting more members and have plenty of posts trying to tie old crumbs to current events to prove them right, and obsessively analyzing the Spade/Bourdain suicides and the Tucson "rape camp" (which got so busy they forced it into its own sub).

So Q has gotten to the point that he can massively scale back his time investment, and his followers keep the movement hyped up with an average of four posts a month or less these days. Really getting a lot of [BOOM] for a minimal time investment!

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
If you were Q, how could you monetize the account?

What I can come up with:

- Stock market manipulation
Penny stocks would be too obvious and easy to trace, you'd need to either plug something huge, at which point the gains would be minimal, or torpedo something big, but not so big that Walmart or w/e would send the SEC and investigators after you. Plus QAnnon fans aren't gonna be flooding the options market with $. Except for Roseanne I suspect most Q folks are not rich.

- Scamming rich idiots
Always a fave, maybe reach out to any rich chuds an 'prove' you're Q, then ask for money for some operation. Legally you'd be better off not plugging it as an investment with a return, rather as a donation.

- Plugging some specific church/charity
This could be good, especially if you're careful to have only sock puppets draw the line to where the $ should go.

- Book / media / fame project owning the chuds
drat I'd like this but I'm not sure what the return would be. Frankly I thought that this was Trumps game, and it may have started this way, but, uh.

- Sell the account to Russia/China.
Lot of bucks but I would not expect to live long.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Remulak posted:

If you were Q, how could you monetize the account?

What I can come up with:

- Stock market manipulation
Penny stocks would be too obvious and easy to trace, you'd need to either plug something huge, at which point the gains would be minimal, or torpedo something big, but not so big that Walmart or w/e would send the SEC and investigators after you. Plus QAnnon fans aren't gonna be flooding the options market with $. Except for Roseanne I suspect most Q folks are not rich.

- Scamming rich idiots
Always a fave, maybe reach out to any rich chuds an 'prove' you're Q, then ask for money for some operation. Legally you'd be better off not plugging it as an investment with a return, rather as a donation.

- Plugging some specific church/charity
This could be good, especially if you're careful to have only sock puppets draw the line to where the $ should go.

- Book / media / fame project owning the chuds
drat I'd like this but I'm not sure what the return would be. Frankly I thought that this was Trumps game, and it may have started this way, but, uh.

- Sell the account to Russia/China.
Lot of bucks but I would not expect to live long.

superpac

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
QCoin ICO

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Today we're privileged to watch a Compaction Event in real time: https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8q4p3h/tucson_so_you_want_to_talk_about_it_the_truth_may/

The Qult spent the weekend obsessed with the Tucson "child sex camp", the skull of a child adult found nearby 20 miles away, ties to a casino, a reservation, and one of the world's largest cement companies.

All of a sudden, they flipped a 180, and now the Qult is in agreement that the whole Tucson deal was a settup arranged by the MSM to make the Qult look bad by faking a debunkable event. All the hundreds of posters who discussed this breathlessly for days were "shills" sent to make r/GA look bad, and the Qult is patting itself on the back for never, ever having been fooled by this ruse.

Except somehow they're convinced that everything about Tucson was a fake *except* for the times to Cemex for some reason. That and it's still vitally important that the mayor of Tucson is a Rothschild (zero relation to the rich family), and for some reason Tucson was a distraction from the real news: the murder of a forensic psychiatrist who worked on the JonBenet Ramsey case:

quote:

loserofpasswordzz
Promises made. Promises kept. - Q
26 points·
3 hours ago

I made a thread like this up the other day and the mods shut me down

Tucson is important, but we all rushed right over the Jeanbenet Ramsey stories because of this.

Time to go back and look at the recent deaths surrounding her case again without being sidetracked

Ps, I still think CEMEX and Rothschild in Tucson are important

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Coolness Averted posted:

Seriously, this is exactly what I think of every time I read the bakers and their theories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKYQvP0zQ0&t=78s

Man, you aren't kidding. It's literally the same thing, but somehow even dumber and not meant to be a riddle in the first place.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Except somehow they're convinced that everything about Tucson was a fake *except* for the times to Cemex for some reason. That and it's still vitally important that the mayor of Tucson is a Rothschild (zero relation to the rich family), and for some reason Tucson was a distraction from the real news: the murder of a forensic psychiatrist who worked on the JonBenet Ramsey case:

That forensic psychiatrist has a suspect list a mile long, considering he judges people to be, you know, criminally insane for a living.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


So after President Pissbaby was spoken to like the child he is at the G7 conference the Qult have now decided everyone there is part of the satanist cabal

To top it all off they’re now speculating that other heads of state like Trudeau (who they also now believe wore fake eyebrows to G7 because he dresses as women sometimes too :psyduck:) will either have until February to surrender and be sentenced to Gitmo via military tribunals or the US will invade all of Europe/Canada with the seemingly only other country that is not run by Satanist and our one true ally, which is of course, Russia in order to kill them all and then rebuild every European country that didn’t surrender to be free from evil satanist cannibals

I’m going to guess that Russia suddenly swinging in to be the United States one true secret non-child eating satanist ally is how they’re prepping themselves when more and more leaks show how much Trump is compromised by Russia

Dr. VooDoo fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jun 11, 2018

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

quote:

I believe what President Trump is doing is so monumental that it will go well beyond adding a new face to Mt Rushmore. I truly believe if President Trump is successful at taking down the Cabal, there will be monuments to him in most countries around the world.

SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky
Just lmao if you aren’t woke enough to recognise Q as an alphabet soup psy op

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

SBJ posted:

Just lmao if you aren’t woke enough to recognise Q as an alphabet soup psy op

tell me more about Pizzagate

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



it's all like a weaponized john titor

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
Just been lightly following this batshit insanity....today is supposed to be some Holy Day of Epiphany, right?

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah, Trump is gonna put KJU under citizen's arrest, signaled very carefully and deliberately through the timing of his Core Dumps

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
Like half of the Q twitter hashtag family right now is basically just celebrity gossip for authoritarians. Since the Tucson thing has died down a bit they're going all in on Kate Spade suicide conspiracy theories and calling Robert De Niro a pedo. I guess the National Enquirer format is timeless.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

OAquinas posted:

Just been lightly following this batshit insanity....today is supposed to be some Holy Day of Epiphany, right?

Oh yeah, today is the day of the IG memo release. Expect the Qult to treat the report’s tut tutting and slight admonishment of James Comey as a huge victory, with BOOMs to be had by all.

Oh, and of course they’ll do their weird numerology analysis on the IG report and come to the conclusion that, like, Jeff Sessions is really running the government, or something.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Deathy McDeath posted:

Oh yeah, today is the day of the IG memo release. Expect the Qult to treat the report’s tut tutting and slight admonishment of James Comey as a huge victory, with BOOMs to be had by all.

Oh, and of course they’ll do their weird numerology analysis on the IG report and come to the conclusion that, like, Jeff Sessions is really running the government, or something.
The IG report actually got pushed back to the 14th so the only thing happening today is maybe the start of the Trump/Kim summit (today US time anyway).

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Well poo poo. I actually thought that today was the 14th. Perhaps you could say that....future proves past? :tinfoil:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Eox posted:

Yeah, Trump is gonna put KJU under citizen's arrest, signaled very carefully and deliberately through the timing of his Core Dumps

Kim Jong-un is secretly wearing an invisible house arrest anklet that prevents him from leaving North Korea. His arrival in Singapore is a carefully planned op.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
New development: Seth Rich faked his own death, and he's currently alive and well in Singapore being guarded by Blackwater, who I guess are good guys now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8q6a7p/new_q_1441/

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Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Blackwater? What year is it? 2004? They renamed themselves Xe Services in 2009 than Academi in 2011 and mostly work under their owner brand Constellis those days.

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