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You guys are such squares. Drinking can be fun, hangovers are just the price you pay, I’d say that almost all of my worst hangovers were definitely worth it.
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I try to alternate a soda (sugar free, preferably) or sparkling water instead of every other beer. Keeps me from hitting a wall at festivals and such, and significantly lessens any hangovers.
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Jun 9, 2018 22:27
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PYF Stupid Lifehacks: put the IV site in before you go out drinking
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Jun 9, 2018 23:27
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Scientastic posted:You guys are such squares. Drinking is just borrowing happiness from tomorrow
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Jun 9, 2018 23:39
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The Snoo posted:I have literally never been hungover in my life and idk why you wouldn't just stop drinking before the point that gets you hungover unless you're an alcoholic or a teenager tbh its gets progressively more fun though and a headache the next morning can be worth a ton of fun the night before
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Jun 9, 2018 23:41
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Jun 10, 2018 02:20
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That is in fact a very BIG "not".
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Jun 10, 2018 02:25
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The Snoo posted:I have literally never been hungover in my life and idk why you wouldn't just stop drinking before the point that gets you hungover unless you're an alcoholic or a teenager tbh Lifehack: Getting drunk is fun
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Jun 10, 2018 04:13
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 She should knot be making this so complicated. https://www.amazon.com/Heinz-Tomato-Ketchup-0-32-Ounce/dp/B0045TWRXA/
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Jun 10, 2018 04:19
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PostNouveau posted:Lifehack: Getting drunk is fun not to sound like a dumbass but my brain has enough trouble functioning as a sober person and I don't know how being drunk can be fun I have an alcoholic coworker and it's very sad. like he's cool but it's sad. I'm sad
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Jun 10, 2018 04:23
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Alcoholics and people who like to get drunk are not the same thing. There is a Venn Diagram overlap, but it isn't a single circle.
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Jun 10, 2018 04:27
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Life hack: Buttchug water at the end of the night to nip a hangover in the bud. Also cleans out the colon.
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Jun 10, 2018 04:28
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The Snoo posted:not to sound like a dumbass but my brain has enough trouble functioning as a sober person and I don't know how being drunk can be fun not to sound like a smartass, but making your brain not function is exactly how it works drinking alcohol makes you dumber, which some people find enjoyable
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Jun 10, 2018 05:12
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weed lifehack for page 420quote:Getting stoned before brushing your teeth almost guarantees that you’ll brush them for the recommended two full minutes. You’ll be too high, messing with random stuff around your bathroom to notice that you’ve actually been following your dentists orders.
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Jun 10, 2018 05:19
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:not to sound like a smartass, but making your brain not function is exactly how it works ime with drunk people it only made them (more?) angry and violent, or otherwise unpleasant to be around, so I just like to avoid that all together 
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Jun 10, 2018 05:26
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The Snoo posted:ime with drunk people it only made them (more?) angry and violent so I just like to avoid that all together Lifehack: Get new friends, yours sound bad
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Jun 10, 2018 05:30
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I've never drank with friends or anyone lol it was my parents who were like that actually, for years lifehack: uhhhhhhh don't grow up around that kind of poo poo and I guess you won't be a square for not punishing your liver on a weekly+ basis
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Jun 10, 2018 05:33
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The Snoo posted:I have literally never been hungover in my life and idk why you wouldn't just stop drinking before the point that gets you hungover unless you're an alcoholic or a teenager tbh The Snoo posted:ime with drunk people it only made them (more?) angry and violent, or otherwise unpleasant to be around, so I just like to avoid that all together
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Jun 10, 2018 05:43
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Lifehack: realize your fascination with alcohol has been with the disassociation all along and trade your hangovers in for becoming a jimson weed zombie.
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Jun 10, 2018 05:57
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In conclusion, alcohol is a land of contrasts.
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Jun 10, 2018 05:58
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:weed lifehack for page 420 tbf this is completely true 
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Jun 10, 2018 06:05
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Page 420 hacks Alternately, stuff a tube with dryer sheets, because you probably actually have poo poo like that lying around, I don't know.
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Jun 10, 2018 06:06
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Tiggum posted:Alcohol doesn't fundamentally change who you are, it just takes away some of the filters. The best way I've heard it described is that alcohol doesn't make you anything, the impairment just makes it harder to hide who you really are. Anyone that "turns into" an rear end in a top hat when they drink is already an rear end in a top hat, they're just more low key about it when they're sober.
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Jun 10, 2018 06:58
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Avoid getting a hangover, by doing weed instead of alcohol.
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Jun 10, 2018 08:21
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Get high before doing anything and make it amazing #lifehack
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Jun 10, 2018 08:31
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Fo3 posted:I read this a while ago but it had no replies. Only you and me remember gauntlet it seems Nope, because the elf always ends up shooting the food. And the rear end in a top hat has a bunch of quarters so you can't kick him off the machine.
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:The best way I've heard it described is that alcohol doesn't make you anything, the impairment just makes it harder to hide who you really are. Anyone that "turns into" an rear end in a top hat when they drink is already an rear end in a top hat, they're just more low key about it when they're sober. Yep. My dad was a violent alcoholic who would have drunken rage to the point where he would attempt to murder his own wife and kid, which is why my mom took me when I was a baby and fled down to Florida here. She was terrified that I had the same predisposition to ruinous alcoholism. Turns out all that happens when I drink is I talk a lot more. My dad was violent because he was a naturally violent rear end in a top hat who supported the Confederacy (despite being from New Jersey and living in Canada) and went out gay bashing at bars. Drinking just removed what little social inhibition prevented him from trying to hurt everyone around. If you know someone who gets violently angry when they drink, you may want to stop associating with them if possible. That means they're already a violently angry person and the alcohol just helps them bring that to the surface. chitoryu12 has a new favorite as of 15:25 on Jun 10, 2018 |
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I knew someone who went on a drunken racist rant advocating for genocide and then later claimed they didn't feel that way really they were just drunk. Stopped hanging with them. No regrets. I'm the happiest, chattiest drunk. I'm a very anxious person but alcohol makes me feel not anxious, so I just get kind of emotional and love everything ever. I've never advocated for genocide after a few beers.
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Jun 10, 2018 15:51
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Turpitude II posted:Avoid getting a hangover, by doing weed instead of alcohol. You can't get a hangover if you never stop drinking. #liefhaxx
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Jun 10, 2018 15:59
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Avoid the DTs by never stopping drinking. Lifehack!
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RoboRodent posted:I knew someone who went on a drunken racist rant advocating for genocide and then later claimed they didn't feel that way really they were just drunk. Yeah, alcohol is almost like a truth serum. It allows you to do the stupid stuff you want to do but know better normally. It doesn't make you a different person, it makes you the real you that you usually hide. Normally that person knows that advocating genocide will get him frowned at, but enough alcohol and he doesn't care anymore! When I would get drink I just wanted to watch music videos and sing along. Maybe go hang out at a park or around a fire.
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Jun 10, 2018 16:43
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I'm in the "gets terribly depressed" drinking crew so I'm jealous of you guys who can have fun.
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Len posted:I'm in the "gets terribly depressed" drinking crew so I'm jealous of you guys who can have fun.  
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Getting drunk just makes me wake up early instead of sleeping in. So now i get drunk every weekday night just so i wake up on time for work the next day.
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Jun 10, 2018 19:01
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HenryEx posted:Getting drunk just makes me wake up early instead of sleeping in. hosed up if true.
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Jun 10, 2018 19:22
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HenryEx posted:Getting drunk HenryEx posted:So now i get drunk every weekday night just so i wake up on time for work the next day.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:You can't get a hangover if you never stop drinking. #liefhaxx Not true, unfortunately. I am now an old man, and I have recently started occasionally getting hangovers midway through an evening out. Edit: when I say evening out, I mean sitting in the garden, drinking dry martinis with my wife Edit edit: alright, warm gin on my own, sitting on the sofa in my pants
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Scientastic posted:Not true, unfortunately. I am now an old man, and I have recently started occasionally getting hangovers midway through an evening out. Drink faster.
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RoboRodent posted:I knew someone who went on a drunken racist rant advocating for genocide and then later claimed they didn't feel that way really they were just drunk. Me too. I am a cheerful friend to all and sundry. I also seem to forget my depression when I am fairly well plowed.
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