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I seem to recall when McNabb signed for Washington back in the day people lost their poo poo over the money the Team From Washington were going to pay him but it was pointed out quickly that they were on the hook for very little of that. The only exception is like, Brady type deals where you sign for 4 years with like, 40 million for the first, then 1 million thereafter, theoretically Brady COULD retire after that first year I think, having mostly gotten his contract paid out in advance. But cap wizardry isn't my thing, I'm just here to shitpost and badmouth the Niners.
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The 49ers are beating the rest of the NFC West, and the season hasn't even started  https://twitter.com/AP_NFL/status/1006649812073238528 (From Bush's time with the 49ers) https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1006668520917106688 (Former terrible 49er CB)
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I bought a knockoff Richard Sherman 49ers jersey so if my visit to Seattle later this summer still happens I'm prepared 
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Coldforge posted:The 49ers are beating the rest of the NFC West, and the season hasn't even started If I were the Redskins and their lovely loving field I would take notice of this judgment.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I bought a knockoff Richard Sherman 49ers jersey so if my visit to Seattle later this summer still happens I'm prepared I wore my Marshawn Lynch jersey to my client site down in the bay area last time I was there. I got more "hey cool a Seahawks fan, me too!" And only one person gave me a hard time about it. You're more likely to get poo poo on if you go the suburbs like Everett or Renton, but Seattle has so many transplants no one really cares.
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lmao this dude is freshly fired by the Browns and made the Colts the shallow, talentless team they are today. Of course the Seahawks are interested, too loving perfect
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I've never been more convinced that monkey paws actually exist and one was found by someone from the greater Seattle area around 2012
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Play posted:lmao this dude is freshly fired by the Browns and made the Colts the shallow, talentless team they are today. Of course the Seahawks are interested, too loving perfect Who better to help fix our o line?
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seiferguy posted:I wore my Marshawn Lynch jersey to my client site down in the bay area last time I was there Well that's what you did wrong: you chose the single most universally likable Seahawk in history who's a former Cal player anyway.
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Tweak posted:I've never been more convinced that monkey paws actually exist and one was found by someone from the greater Seattle area around 2012 At least we managed to get one Super Bowl win out of it. Nevermind that I'll probably never see another good Seahawks team in my lifetime. 
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Fun fact: It's been better than SF's in every single one of those years. And we also never went 2-14. Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Jun 14, 2018 |
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Jun 14, 2018 16:25
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Fun fact: It's been better than SF's in every single one of those years. And we also never went 2-14. https://twitter.com/GoldBlooded44/status/1007050634317582336
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Once again: I agree that it's extremely painful to almost suck as bad as the 49ers.
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Sometimes when the mind wanders I imagine a season so bad that I have to get all my joy out of offseason news and I want to just put my head in the oven
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Man I almost thought this was going into hot take territory saying they were team cancers bringing everyone down.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Sometimes when the mind wanders I imagine a season so bad that I have to get all my joy out of offseason news and I want to just put my head in the oven Start preheating for that third place nfcw finish
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God grant me the confidence of 49er fans who bring up another teams potential for a 3rd place division finish lmao
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You seem angry and prone to lashing out... have you tried the 2018 seahawks method of cleaning your room and being more like a raving lunatic misogynist/lobster to calm down? Or whatever the seahawks 2019 method to center yourself will be. Which is whatever new hc brian schottenheimer decides to fart out. I dunno, think of 6 yard curls on third and ten? Maybe that'll help?
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I will pinch the everloving poo poo out of you, buckeroo
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I will pinch the everloving poo poo out of you, buckeroo I understand. It must be hard being the Nelson Muntz of the division https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1003727106474274817 lol jbp is borderline insane what was carroll thiking
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Boeing spends billions of dollars every year in R&D attempting to create surfaces as smooth as Pete and Jordan's brains.
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He's probably just a moron and forgot about him but I like to imagine that he memory-holed Jimbo as a bully who is clearly higher on the Lobster rankings because his incel fans would remember that Jimbo cucked Bart.
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Someone please change the Seahawks logo into a lobster, TIA
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Benny the Snake posted:Someone please change the Seahawks logo into a lobster, TIA 49ers could be The Crabs, Rams would be Catfish, and the Cardinals become Fossilized Sea Turtles, which would have been more appropriate when Palmer was their QB, but still kinda works thanks to Fitz.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I bought a knockoff Richard Sherman 49ers jersey so if my visit to Seattle later this summer still happens I'm prepared I just got my knockoff Jimmy G jersey in the mail the other day, my body is ready for 19-0.
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Sharing that Schottenheimer.gif lead my Seahawks homer friend to go off on how I don't understand the improvements they have made this year and led to a bet that if they are worse on offense this year, he will drink a pint glass of Jaegermeister. I feel like that's money in the bank
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Cancel the parade. http://www.pressdemocrat.com/sports/8432288-181/49ers-quarterback-jimmy-garoppolo-struggles
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lol you read a Cohn article.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Cancel the parade. Yeah no poo poo jimmy garappolo is bad
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poly and open-minded posted:Sharing that Schottenheimer.gif lead my Seahawks homer friend to go off on how I don't understand the improvements they have made this year and led to a bet that if they are worse on offense this year, he will drink a pint glass of Jaegermeister. I feel like that's money in the bank Jesus christ, just imagining drinking a pint of jeager makes me nauseous. Also that is such a dumb bet before we even see what the team looks like in preseason. I too am more optimistic than most about the Seahawks this year but no need to play with your life like that
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Hopefully this David Johnson contract gets worked out sooner rather than later. ~some computer algorithm~ says he's worth $9.2M/yr. Keim seems to think it'll all work outquote:"I don't think there is any question David is one of our core players and someone we look forward to having a long-term future with," Keim said, "[It's] no different from in the past when we've rewarded players like Pat Peterson, Chandler Jones, Larry Fitzgerald, Carson Palmer, just to name a few.
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The Seahawks aren't really any worse off on offense, letting Paul Richardson walk was dumb, but the running back situation is better maybe? The defense is going to get way worse if Thomas walks. The issue is Pete Carroll made two really loving stupid coordinator hires.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Cancel the parade. Jimmy G is actually really bad at the deep ball, it's a known thing. Last season Handsome Jimmy completed only one deep ball out of 12 attempts, and I'd bet it wasn't even that deep. His release isn't well suited to that throw because he sacrifices accuracy for speed of release. On short to intermediate throws you don't really notice the accuracy problems (sometimes you do, Goodwin saved Jimmy's rear end a couple times coming back to the ball) but on deep throws they come out clearly. His deep passes tend to take a high arc, flutter and then fall short or go long which is pretty scary for maintaining possession. A lot of 49ers stans insisted that his deep ball problems were due to not knowing the playbook or having a good connection with the receivers; that's pretty much bullshit, once you've decided to throw the pass the playbook makes no difference, the only question is can you hit your guy or at least give him a chance. Usually the answer was no. Shanahan's offense is pure west coast and he wants efficiency, he wants short passes to playmakers in space, he wants the ball out of the QBs hand. Most of the passes he calls will be well within ten yards and usually within five. The deep ball doesn't really come in there. HOWEVER, sometimes you want or need to take a shot. Moreover, if defenses know that his deep ball is garbage they can bring more pressure at the line of scrimmage and use more cover 1/cover 0 looks. If you can't punish them for aggressive defensive playcalling then they'll crowd the line of scrimmage and bring more pressure all the time. Shanahan can probably minimize the damage here, but personally I hope Jimmy get it together and figures out how to make it happen. It'll be real tough if defenses refuse to respect the deep pass. DariusLikewise posted:The Seahawks aren't really any worse off on offense, letting Paul Richardson walk was dumb, but the running back situation is better maybe? The defense is going to get way worse if Thomas walks. The issue is Pete Carroll made two really loving stupid coordinator hires. Yeah the offense is close to the same, maybe the O line and RB situation will be better. The TE/WR situation is definitely worse. But those hires are absolute head-scratchers. Ken Norton is responsible for the Raiders defense of the last two years (even in their awesome 2016 season they were 26th in yards allowed). He wasn't working with great personnel but he's also getting a gutted defense in Seattle. Brian Shottenheimer destroyed the Georgia offense, going from 8th in scoring offense to 85th in one season. He wants to use the run to set up the deep ball, the only problem being that the team can't run for poo poo. It certainly looks like a trainwreck but we'll see how it plays out.
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Play posted:A lot of 49ers stans insisted that his deep ball problems were due to not knowing the playbook or having a good connection with the receivers; that's pretty much bullshit, once you've decided to throw the pass the playbook makes no difference, the only question is can you hit your guy or at least give him a chance. This is wrong as gently caress. If you don’t think timing and familiarity with the WR are important for a deep pass, you are bad. That said, Jimmy’s deep balls are not great, but he definitely makes up for it in other ways. :bigtran: Coldforge fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jun 15, 2018 |
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Happy International Lobster Day, fellow Seahawks fans. Remember to clean your rooms and pedantically debate Disney movies.
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Coldforge posted:This is wrong as gently caress. If you don’t think timing and familiarity with the WR are important for a deep pass, you are bad. I more was talking about not knowing the playbook, but you're right a good connection is important to get the timing right. Juding by his misses though it seems like there are much more fundamental problems going on there. Although it's easy to think otherwise, Handsome Jimmy is not a god. He's just a beautiful, amazing man with many godlike qualities 
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