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Ham Sandwiches posted:Can I just ask that if you're posting a giant rear end wall of text and its some wretched story with no advice to give where a family takes turn suiciding over pokemon or w/eva , that maybe as a courtesy toss some kind of heads up somewhere for those who find those stories dull, namaste Might I suggest an alternative: VanSandman posted:Downers like that should get a fuckin week probe.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 01:59 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:My parents[58f, 59m] are giving me[25f] an ultimatum concerning my fiancee's[23f] leg hair. This is assume OP grows a spine and lets them do that instead of attempting to 'keep the peace' and worrying what people will think when her shithead parents don't show on July 4th.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 02:02 |
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Oh my god. It took 8 months but I read the whole thread. It was not healthy, all I can think about is severing, asking for an open relationship, and sometimes when I wake up I involuntarily whisper "berth el pup." There were some terrible derails in there, guys. You know who you are. I guess I will have to go back to like, reading books and poo poo.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 02:25 |
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[Flutieflakes017 posted:Oh my god. Sorry, now that you’ve completed your studies you must begin collecting tales for the threadkeeper. Caganer posted:I’m (23 M) starting to feel put off by my girlfriends (23 F) sexual desires (self.relationship_advice) Not being aggressive is a form of aggression
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 02:28 |
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My[30M] fiancée's[30F] wanderlust is driving us apartquote:Hello, I am using a throwaway, thanks for reading this. I need some advice.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 02:34 |
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Dump her rear end. She's probably cheating on you anyways and/or using you for free room and board between her trips.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 02:39 |
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CheesyDog posted:My GF wanted to have sex with a stranger for money. I wanted to have a threesome. Which is worse? Your girlfriend is already having sex with strangers for money. Caganer posted:I’m (23 M) starting to feel put off by my girlfriends (23 F) sexual desires (self.relationship_advice) My father committed suicide, so please, if you decide that killing yourself is truly the only option, try to do it somewhere public as a form of protest. Alternatively:
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 02:40 |
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Suicide story is bullshit. A real Irishman would have just slowly killed himself with whiskey or decided to live because his hobby was drinking.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 02:44 |
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Flutieflakes017 posted:Oh my god. One of us! One of us! You from Buffalo by any chance, given the username?
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 02:55 |
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Caganer posted:I’m (23 M) starting to feel put off by my girlfriends (23 F) sexual desires (self.relationship_advice) Perform the ultimate domination by telling her she's total loving trash and you're dumping her, then .
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:00 |
My [23F] son [4 months] has a Empoleon pokemon plush he sleeps with that my friend [22M] bought him. My brother [16M] almost threw it out because he hates pokemonquote:I'm staying with my mother after a nasty break up with my boyfriend. I have a good job so I don't really need a partner financially once I'm ready to go back to work. I'm staying here for another month and then I'm moving out in the new year. You're 23. He's 16. Give him a wedgie or something.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:09 |
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chitoryu12 posted:My [23F] son [4 months] has a Empoleon pokemon plush he sleeps with that my friend [22M] bought him. My brother [16M] almost threw it out because he hates pokemon lmao won't have it in his house? gently caress off dweeb
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:11 |
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chitoryu12 posted:won't have it in his house
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:12 |
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This is a Digimon household. Digimon are champions.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:12 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:One of us! One of us! Austin, Tx! Just a big Doug Flutie fan. Kids in middle school in the late 90s used to mockingly chant "flutie flutie flutie" at me, no idea why that was an insult but it turned me into a fan. A couple years ago I started wearing a Flutie jersey when I ski over my jacket and I discovered alot of people really, really, like "Doug." They all refer to him on a first name basis too.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:13 |
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chitoryu12 posted:My [23F] son [4 months] has a Empoleon pokemon plush he sleeps with that my friend [22M] bought him. My brother [16M] almost threw it out because he hates pokemon Ah, your brother was reacting to the aggressive nature of the gift and was focusing on its Pokemon nature because he's a whiny dipshit. You cannot allow him to be aggressive towards you or your son in this way. A simple tit-for-tat solution is to throw his phone in a garbage disposal or post his embarrassing secrets to social media.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:18 |
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Empoleon is a fat and powerful penguin and thus optimal shape for baby-hugging.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:20 |
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it came from /r/AmItheAsshole AITA for going off on my wife for calling as opposed to texting me at work. quote:I'm at work. I can get away with using my phone on the production floor but as far as answering my phone goes, it can be a bit of a problem and I have to stop what I'm doing and sneak off to the bathroom. I've told my wife that if it's not an emergency to text me instead of calling because I can respond easier. But still, she will ring my phone and it will not be what I consider an emergency but instead it will simply be something that she doesn't want to wait for an answer for. OP isn't getting the validation he expected from reddit
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:25 |
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really? because I'd have told her to stop loving calling me at work for stupid bullshit
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:29 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Some highlights include: giving one of the managers oral sex in the parking lot, getting black-out drunk in front of the director at a happy hour, attending my boss’s family functions, having a tumultuous and abusive five-month relationship with a different manager, making out with one of the facilities guys in a conference room at work, doing shots with my boss’s husband, sleeping with a supervisor that my best friend at work also slept with and ruining that friendship forever, getting hammered on lunch with a supervisor and returning to work drunk, heavy petting with a senior manager at a work function in front of multiple coworkers, smoking weed with coworkers and giving oral sex to another manager, who is now my current boyfriend, in my office. I became known amongst the management team as the happy hour go-to and a partier and people were constantly asking me to go out drinking with them. I bet she never had to buy a drink lmao goddamn girl Nessa posted:I took my husband's last name because I like it better. It's shorter and easier to spell. I also get a lot of comments from people asking if it's my real name because it's also the name of a video game character, so at least it's memorable! Mrs. Bastard took mine which is interesting and ethnic and left behind her boring rear end white bread name. Either that or I successfully oppressed her, it's hard to tell. quote:But still, she will ring my phone and it will not be what I consider an emergency but instead it will simply be something that she doesn't want to wait for an answer for. I think that poo poo would fly about twice before I stopped taking her calls, fo sho. I work with a bunch of people with SOs that apparently lie around the house all day bored, needing constantly talked to and that drives me nuts.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:32 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I call bullshit on Dad’s note. No one goes from “perfectly content” to “immediate suicide” over the course of one conversation. guess you’ve never had a conversation with me, b i t c h
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:38 |
I (16F) want to disobey parents (48M/F) for the first time.quote:Ok long story short. My parents are the very overprotective "tiger" type parents. They 100% forbid me playing video games, and I've complied with them since I was 12. I really want to get the new 3DS with Pokemon. I talked to them recently about it and they still 100% forbid me playing games. I'm sorry you saved how much at 16 quote:Link to my first post: http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/1p07q4/i_16f_want_to_disobey_parents_48mf_for_the_first/ Get her an account.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 03:50 |
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quote:[–]Midnight443 [S] 59 points 4 years ago
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:04 |
If you look at her profile, virtually every single post she's made on Reddit since getting the game has been putting up hundreds of Pokemon to trade.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:19 |
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Pick posted:really? because I'd have told her to stop loving calling me at work for stupid bullshit reading more into the comments he controls like literally all the finances, she doesn't have a debit/credit card and feels so uncomfortable handling their money that she wasn't willing to spend 5 without asking permission.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:26 |
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Ooooohhhh
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:30 |
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Pick posted:Ooooohhhh yeah op is trying to play it off like "of course she didn't need to ask me to buy her lunch" but like I really can not fathom a relationship with that dynamic where he wasn't abusive and controlling.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:33 |
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ArbitraryC posted:reading more into the comments he controls like literally all the finances, she doesn't have a debit/credit card and feels so uncomfortable handling their money that she wasn't willing to spend 5 without asking permission. Yeah, I went to see how stupid Reddit was being and pretty much every comment is along the lines of "I was gonna she's rear end in a top hat, but then you kept talking..." And hell, same. 02-6611-0142-1 posted:guess you’ve never had a conversation with me, b i t c h Yeah yeah, you talk big. But if you can't deliver I'm taking you to court for false advertising.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:39 |
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chitoryu12 posted:If you look at her profile, virtually every single post she's made on Reddit since getting the game has been putting up hundreds of Pokemon to trade. Each Pokemon is a tiny rebellion against her lovely parents
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:41 |
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Is she selling the pokemon? She says she's taking $250 out of some game to pay for the 3DS. It sounds like she's grinding loot or gold for cash in some game because her parents never let her go anywhere.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:44 |
cumshitter posted:Is she selling the pokemon? She says she's taking $250 out of some game to pay for the 3DS. It sounds like she's grinding loot or gold for cash in some game because her parents never let her go anywhere. I don’t have her profile up but a lot were just trade for items and she had poo poo like 6 Dittos simultaneously. It seems like she does practically nothing in her free time now except play Pokémon.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:50 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I don’t have her profile up but a lot were just trade for items and she had poo poo like 6 Dittos simultaneously. It seems like she does practically nothing in her free time now except play Pokémon. If your parents don’t even allow you to attend a school dance, what else are you gonna do when all you have is Pokémon X?
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:54 |
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Everyone involved is lucky that such helicopter parenting *cough abuse cough* has manifested itself in a Pokemon obsession and not murder-suicide. Also that person is hosed if/when they move away for college.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:55 |
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She's probably just working as 1000% at it as she does at everything else
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 04:56 |
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she should hide that money pronto
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 05:02 |
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COMRADES posted:Everyone involved is lucky that such helicopter parenting *cough abuse cough* has manifested itself in a Pokemon obsession and not murder-suicide. I mean she's showing some signs of independence in a more-or-less sensible manner at 16 so she might be ok or very much not
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 05:03 |
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Her last post was 5 months ago and was one of dozens of Ditto trades. The posts about buying the 3DS were from 4 years ago. I'll leave it to you to decide whether or not that means she turned out ok.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 05:58 |
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Were they 6iv dittos?
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 06:28 |
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Haifisch posted:Her last post was 5 months ago and was one of dozens of Ditto trades.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 06:51 |
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Dittos sound rare and hard to copy are they better than bitcoins and if so should I throw my life savings at them?
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