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Nocheez posted:I enjoyed this immensely. Thanks, anon goon. Ya that was a solid one.
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The roomate confession is now my favorite lovely roomate story. It managed to top "I found my roomate with a tuba in a bathtub of filthy water (after days of using an elaborate locking system involving a RC car)".
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Jun 15, 2018 20:45
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if that's a fake fesh, then drat son you are a better writer than 99% of the thread.
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Jun 15, 2018 20:45
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nthing that, really well written: I had a smile on my face the whole time.
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Jun 15, 2018 20:54
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Thats a good fresh! Now will Adam please share his side of the story?
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Jun 15, 2018 20:57
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Yeah if that was fake at least it was interesting.
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Jun 15, 2018 21:11
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Good fesh anon/non-premarital rapist goon. Did you guys actually bone before spergy-smalls got himself arrested?
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Clockwerk posted:Thats a good fresh! Now will Adam please share his side of the story?
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i like nice words
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:The roomate confession is now my favorite lovely roomate story. It managed to top "I found my roomate with a tuba in a bathtub of filthy water (after days of using an elaborate locking system involving a RC car)". ....
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:The roomate confession is now my favorite lovely roomate story. It managed to top "I found my roomate with a tuba in a bathtub of filthy water (after days of using an elaborate locking system involving a RC car)". Wasn't it not dirty water, but I believe it was described as toilet paper and feces layered like a lasagna Or am I thinking of something else
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Danaru posted:Wasn't it not dirty water, but I believe it was described as toilet paper and feces layered like a lasagna Having just reread it myself recently I can confirm that it was feces lasagna. Also it was a saxophone not a tuba, not that that really matters but hey, the more you know.
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shy boy from chess club posted:Having just reread it myself recently I can confirm that it was feces lasagna. Also it was a saxophone not a tuba, not that that really matters but hey, the more you know. Man I was really hoping to be wrong on that one
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Jun 15, 2018 22:21
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shy boy from chess club posted:Having just reread it myself recently I can confirm that it was feces lasagna. Also it was a saxophone not a tuba, not that that really matters but hey, the more you know. Also I'm pretty sure it was newspaper, not toilet paper. Also also, I'm almost certain we've had a fesh before the most recent one that mentions a goons.txt to keep track of personal details posted. Someone is reusing their plot device.
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Jun 16, 2018 01:09
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i mean literally those people exist but gently caress those people. the secret is to always post like poo poo then you are never notable
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Jun 16, 2018 01:13
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That was a good confession and I hope Adam got the help he needed
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sorry I've been slacking on feshposting lately, guys  I'll post more than usual today because they're short anywayquote:I frequent one or more of the "ironic" subforums (fyad, byob, iz, bbv, yospos) and I tend to emptyquote posts that gets a lot of emptyquotes or lol's or lmao's just to fit in, and get in on the camaraderie, even if I don't understand the joke, which is often the case. This is basically everyone AFAICT also yospos isn't ironic in my experience, they are deadly serious quote:Some years ago I was feeling very lonely, and ended up masturbating to a friend's voice on skype a few times (muted, of course) because their voice was turning me on big time. We were in a group voice chat, talking about random poo poo and games and stuff, and whenever the mood was right I'd mute myself for a few moments, tell people I was going to the bathroom, but instead I would listen to this guy talk for some minutes while enjoying a good wank in the dark. He's not exactly Sean Connery, voice-wise, but hey, I did say I was feeling lonely. Plenty of people think about people they know while they masturbate, the only weird part about this is that it's a voice but that's not that weird really quote:I identify as a straight woman, but lately I'm realizing just how much I cringe when being referred to as "she" and "her". I don't think I'm trans, but this is definitely a thing that is really making me feel weird and uncomfortable and I feel all hosed up about it. The standard Internet answer is "get people to use gender-neutral pronouns" but personally I think you should try to figure out more about why you're feeling this way first (see thread title if necessary) This one's longer than the others and a bit hard to follow quote:First off, this isn't a restaurant. I know it sounds like one but it's important you understand I'm not talking about cooking expired food or something. I am involved in my family business and have been, formally and informally, for thirteen years. It's failing like almost every other business in this industry. We're scraping by but the reality is that it isn't of a question of if we close but how long we can scrape by and prepare for it. It's a dying industry. If you know about this, and you don't whistleblow, you are complicit. Your only prayer of getting out of this intact AFAICT is to immediately spill the beans and make sure as much of it is pinned on him as possible. If you can try to break the news anonymously, though, do that. Your family might not understand. e: Actually it might not be a bad idea to be very public and open about your identity here. Act like you just found out, like "The rest of the Anon family and myself are simply shocked and disgusted to find these vile practices have been going on right under our noses. We can't and won't stand for it!"
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Jun 19, 2018 20:53
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Yeah seriously. Call that fucker out publicly. Get your facts in order beforehand and do your homework. if your family is fine with this id  but for real, dont be a part of the problem by saying nothing.
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Jun 19, 2018 20:59
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Resturant goon: are the health hazards as bad as this documentary footage? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuy8zZdXgTo
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Jun 19, 2018 21:25
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would chef ramsey make your family cry?
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Jun 19, 2018 21:40
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Consult a loving lawyer beforehand so you can protect yourself from the possibility of being sued by GM for defamation, for God's sake
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Jun 19, 2018 21:41
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the pos is actually now one of the oldest and most experienced programming focused forums on the net
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Jun 19, 2018 21:46
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Gather irrefutable evidence of wilful negligence, Talk to a lawyer, Talk to the family. If the family cover for the GM, its probably time for a new job.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:the pos is actually now one of the oldest and most experienced programming focused forums on the net For real?!
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Jun 19, 2018 22:25
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Even more than Hardforum?
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:Resturant goon: are the health hazards as bad as this documentary footage? When you say "restaurant goon," are you referring to the confession that begins with "first off, this isn't a restaurant"
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Jun 20, 2018 02:52
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That one sounds like Arrested Development for some reason...
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Jun 20, 2018 03:08
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My money is on construction company.
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loquacius posted:also yospos isn't ironic in my experience, they are deadly serious as a frequent yosposter, can confirm also lol @ anon for not getting puns about the amiga' s chipset couched in a nuromancer reference, as is the form of all jokes in the 'pos
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bob dobbs is dead posted:the pos is actually now one of the oldest and most experienced programming focused forums on the net more importantly, it's the only computer/programming/electronics forum on the planet where the community (1) is genuinely talented and (2) doesn't do lol le bacon epic or horrible redpill misogyny 8 days a week plus it gave us one of the greatest words in the english language, lomarf anyway i'm tryina figure out what not-a-gross-restaurant goon is actually working at. what sort of other industries have both OSHA and health code stuff to worry about? i suppose like a farm or a meat packing plant isn't a restaurant, so it could be something like that. maybe like a hotel not changing the bedclothes between guests? day care letting kids run around free-range and poop in the yard? dentist's or doctor's office reusing needles?
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loquacius posted:empty quote fesh When I first started posting my roommate was desperately trying to get accepted in FYAD and would do this and add like a "lol" or something , and the entire reason why I bought an account was because he asked me to empty quote him to increase his exposure or something. All it does is ascends you to white noise status which isn't exactly hard, unless you gently caress up and empty quote something they end up not finding funny and you can't convincingly explain that you did it ironically, then you get made fun of. re: yos pos I don't get how people can read yospos with that obnoxious template. It hurts my eyes to look at. My money for the last goon is on farming or some type of food processing/butchering type of thing like the goon above me said since it's the only thing I can think of that can have regularly both OSHA and health code violations. But anyway yeah you kind of have to tell someone because even though he's hid it for this long, he won't be able to forever and you don't want to be found to be complicit in it when things come falling down.
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lollin at the idea of FYAD noobs acting like Tom Cruise trying to sneak into an Eyes Wide Shut party
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Last I heard FYAD is dying fast because most everything who was actually entertaining moved to Twitter full time and they get literally no new blood.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Last I heard FYAD is dying fast because most everything who was actually entertaining moved to Twitter full time and they get literally no new blood. Most of the "weird twitter" people who left weren't even the funny ones imho. The most notable one I can think of got ruthlessly owned by a hockey mascot and the shrek song guy in an event where he should have come off looking like a good guy doing charity work.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Most of the "weird twitter" people who left weren't even the funny ones imho. The most notable one I can think of got ruthlessly owned by a hockey mascot and the shrek song guy in an event where he should have come off looking like a good guy doing charity work. One of them owned Pitbull once, that was p funny
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loquacius posted:One of them owned Pitbull once, that was p funny That was pretty funny sure but pitbull didn't really seem to mind really.
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Sagebrush posted:more importantly, it's the only computer/programming/electronics forum on the planet where the community (1) is genuinely talented and (2) doesn't do lol le bacon epic or horrible redpill misogyny 8 days a week It could also be pharmaceuticals, supplements, prepackaged foods like canned goods or candy, medical supplies, a brewery or winery. I could see any of those factories coming under health code and OSHA.
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Leviathan Song posted:It could also be pharmaceuticals, supplements, prepackaged foods like canned goods or candy, medical supplies, a brewery or winery. I could see any of those factories coming under health code and OSHA. Adjective goon if these are primarily male gatherings you may be feeling otherised or excluded since you're the only one these adjectives are being applied to. e: like it's not being called "she" it's being called "she" when everyone else being called "he". Or perhaps what's bothering you is people referring to you with third person pronouns during conversations you're physically present for, instead of using your name or talking to you directly. Splicer fucked around with this message at 14:41 on Jun 20, 2018 |
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Some good ones lately. MILF story rules because it’s awesome the mom is so hot that she’s a distraction to her daughter in law and spergin Andy is hilarious.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:When I first started posting my roommate was desperately trying to get accepted in FYAD and would do this and add like a "lol" or something , and the entire reason why I bought an account was because he asked me to empty quote him to increase his exposure or something. All it does is ascends you to white noise status which isn't exactly hard, unless you gently caress up and empty quote something they end up not finding funny and you can't convincingly explain that you did it ironically, then you get made fun of. 
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Lacey posted:going to fyad like follow me and bring your emptyquoting scarf
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