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Malachite_Dragon posted:Neil Gaiman tried to write a masturbation joke into Sandman and they wouldn't let him. "There's no masturbation in the Marvel Universe", they told him. He later said something to the effect that that explains a lot about why everyone goes around in skin-tight spandex beating the hell out of each other.
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It's especially weird to fluff up that quote since the panels in question are also DC.
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Jun 18, 2018 09:20
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Say Nothing posted:But wait, there's vore... Why is she naked? Man, this is like if every appearance of some C-tier villain like the Gentleman Ghost or similar involved the Gentleman Ghost having his dick out. Poor Giganta.
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Jun 18, 2018 10:08
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She's not wearing her unstable molecule suit. They're expensive.
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Jun 18, 2018 10:10
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Synthbuttrange posted:She's not wearing her unstable molecule suit. They're expensive. We meet again, Green Lantern! I see you have surprised me, the Gentleman Ghost, while I am in the sauna having my dick out! Let's tussle!
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Jun 18, 2018 10:16
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Also, man, does the Atom even care about being eaten? Like 90% of his comics appearances are him Fantastic Voyaging people. Giganta is huge, he probably wouldn't even to shrink that much to surf on her blood vessels.
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Jun 18, 2018 10:18
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I think for that comic she was some kind of weird emissary for a cancer-god or something and regular biology poo poo didnt apply to her?
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Jun 18, 2018 10:22
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Neil Gaiman tried to write a masturbation joke into Sandman and they wouldn't let him. "There's no masturbation in the Marvel Universe", they told him. He later said something to the effect that that explains a lot about why everyone goes around in skin-tight spandex beating the hell out of each other. 
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Jun 18, 2018 13:31
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Marvel comics is famously pro jacking off. Embarrassing mistake by that guy.
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Jun 18, 2018 14:33
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Android Blues posted:We meet again, Green Lantern! I see you have surprised me, the Gentleman Ghost, while I am in the sauna having my dick out! Let's tussle! Gotta say I'd probably read this comic
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Jun 18, 2018 14:37
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Matt Lindland posted:Marvel comics is famously pro jacking off. Embarrassing mistake by that guy. 
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Jun 18, 2018 14:40
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TwoPair posted:Gotta say I'd probably read this comic Oh yeah, absolutely.
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Jun 18, 2018 15:01
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anyone who doesn't want to see gentleman ghost's schlong isn't worth associating with
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Jun 18, 2018 15:02
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Android Blues posted:We meet again, Green Lantern! I see you have surprised me, the Gentleman Ghost, while I am in the sauna having my dick out! Let's tussle!
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Jun 18, 2018 15:07
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:anyone who doesn't want to see gentleman ghost's schlong isn't worth associating with I assume he's wearing a condom or else it'd just be an empty pair of pants with the fly open running around.
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Jun 18, 2018 15:10
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purple death ray posted:I assume he's wearing a condom or else it'd just be an empty pair of pants with the fly open running around. It has a tiny monocle on it.
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Jun 18, 2018 15:14
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purple death ray posted:I assume he's wearing a condom or else it'd just be an empty pair of pants with the fly open running around. That's how they get around the censors.
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Jun 18, 2018 15:21
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Matt Lindland posted:Marvel comics is famously pro jacking off. Embarrassing mistake by that guy. I mean, they did have a comic called Giant Sized Man-Thing.
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Jun 18, 2018 17:20
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Jun 18, 2018 17:31
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Marvel Two In One is actually really filthy.
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Jun 18, 2018 17:33
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Lurdiak posted:Marvel Two In One is actually really filthy. 
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Jun 18, 2018 17:35
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I mean, that looks like a hell of a lot more than two (fingers) in one to me.
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Jun 18, 2018 18:03
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Jun 18, 2018 18:04
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Uh we are talking about Marvel Two In One not Marvel Five In One
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Jun 18, 2018 18:04
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Wow that guy really knows how Pete likes it huh
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Jun 18, 2018 18:12
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Say Nothing posted:But wait, there's vore... Attack on Gigan(ta).
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Jun 18, 2018 19:13
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Can't believe we've gone this long without a Giant-Size Man-Thing reference.
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Jun 18, 2018 23:56
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You can do whatever you want to in life.
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Android Blues posted:Man, this is like if every appearance of some C-tier villain like the Gentleman Ghost or similar involved the Gentleman Ghost having his dick out. Poor Giganta. If I ever get to write for DC comics then I will make a point of having Gentleman Ghost appear all the time and never wearing pants. It'll just be a top hat, monocle, wastecoat, jacket, and spats running around. This is why I'll never get a job working for DC comics.
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Jun 19, 2018 00:19
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Darthemed posted:Those DC editors, always trying to make the Marvel Universe sound terrible. Ghostlight posted:It's especially weird to fluff up that quote since the panels in question are also DC.  In my defense I don't pay much attention to comics, I get DC and Marvel mixed up more often than I'd like.
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Jun 19, 2018 00:39
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Random Stranger posted:If I ever get to write for DC comics then I will make a point of having Gentleman Ghost appear all the time and never wearing pants. It'll just be a top hat, monocle, wastecoat, jacket, and spats running around.
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Jun 19, 2018 01:01
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Well, if we're doing unintentional innuendo...
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Jun 19, 2018 01:46
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Innuendo in your endo, just go straight up saucy    (Green Arrow and Black Canary Wedding Special)
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Jun 19, 2018 02:15
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Is Zatanna shouting at a stripper to take it off backwards a magic spell to make her do that?
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Jun 19, 2018 02:57
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Clearly it's a case magical sexual assault and we should have a multi-page derail to discuss it. Or just post things... 
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Jun 19, 2018 03:31
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chitoryu12 posted:Is Zatanna shouting at a stripper to take it off backwards a magic spell to make her do that? Him. On the next page in the "!" stringer and cape.
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Jun 19, 2018 03:39
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Rhyno posted:Why does everyone in the DCU get turned on by gigantic women? In real life it'd probably turn you off because you'd be able to see their pores times 1000 and stuff.
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Say Nothing posted:Clearly it's a case magical sexual assault and we should have a multi-page derail to discuss it. stop derailing with discussions of magical sexual assault! *posts image from story about a magical disease transmitted by biting other smurfs on the rear end*
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Say Nothing posted:Clearly it's a case magical sexual assault and we should have a multi-page derail to discuss it. 
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