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Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

My absolute favorite thing about the Q stuff is probably just how juvenile it all is. Like divorce it, for a moment, from the political and racial aspects and from the fact that they honestly believe this stuff. It basically sounds like the sort of edgy grimdark stuff you'd expect a That Guy DM to throw at you or to see in some edgy fanfic or something. The bad guys control the whole world! They're so evil you guys! They, uh, victimize kids! Sexually! But violently, too! Literal cannibalism! They gently caress and eat children! Aren't my villains extreme!?

It was like that during the first "modern" Satanic Panic of the 80's, too. Really, a lot of the whole "Luciferian cabal" part of the story can be traced directly back to the McMartin preschool case and the religious fearmongering about heavy metal music and Dungeons and Dragons.

I've read papers that suggest that imagining purely-evil people doing purely-evil things is one of the few vents for "negative" emotions sexually-repressed groups of people have, and it's been like that for hundreds of years. They're not allowed to think about people other than their spouses having sex... But if it's framed as an "informational" report about scandalous moral failings, then suddenly it's totally okay to think about! It's like all of those paperback books in the 50's and 60's that purported to be factual exposés about the true, shocking world of The Sexed-Up-Teens, when in reality it was just made-up smut with the thinnest veneer of educational language. Hell, there was just straight-up erotica in older times that was framed by "look at what these horrid hell-bound covens of witches are doing", and that somehow made it okay to own.

This current Satanic Panic is just spiraling out of (narrative) control, because it's tied up with the current politics of the day. Otherwise widly-disparate conspiracy nuts are all getting together and playing nice, because they think the President is Their Guy. So, not only are millions of Americans full-blown Generational Satanists having child orgies, but North Korea is going to save us by finally destroying HAARP in a covert operation, thus freeing the MKULTRA victims from their Satanic masters! I just totally made that up by connecting a few dots at random, but someone on r/GA probably believes it!

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TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

I've read papers that suggest that imagining purely-evil people doing purely-evil things is one of the few vents for "negative" emotions sexually-repressed groups of people have, and it's been like that for hundreds of years. They're not allowed to think about people other than their spouses having sex... But if it's framed as an "informational" report about scandalous moral failings, then suddenly it's totally okay to think about! It's like all of those paperback books in the 50's and 60's that purported to be factual exposés about the true, shocking world of The Sexed-Up-Teens, when in reality it was just made-up smut with the thinnest veneer of educational language. Hell, there was just straight-up erotica in older times that was framed by "look at what these horrid hell-bound covens of witches are doing", and that somehow made it okay to own.

Police Gazette was the ur- lads' magazine and proto-porn.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Police_Gazette

"I just read it for the articles. Oh look! A pictorial essay about brothels in Portsmouth!"

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Jun 19, 2018

SpeakSlow
May 17, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

So, not only are millions of Americans full-blown Generational Satanists having child orgies, but North Korea is going to save us by finally destroying HAARP in a covert operation, thus freeing the MKULTRA victims from their Satanic masters! I just totally made that up by connecting a few dots at random, but someone on r/GA probably believes it!

get out of my head

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

SpeakSlow posted:

get out of my head

Brother, have you heard the Good Word of Q?

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
I really, really hope this is sarcasm.

quote:

The space marines already exist, he's just trying to legitimize the secret space program officially discontinued in the 60s but funded through black budget sources.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Obviously the space force is just a cover, everyone knows that the air force have been the US's extraplanetary arm since the 90's and their base is out of cheyenne mountain.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
Oh no, the "secret space program" people are totally out there. They're on the fringe even within the UFO community, but they totally exist and think we're already secretly colonizing Mars 'n poo poo, and that's even before getting to the people who believe in aliens.

bad day
Mar 26, 2012

by VideoGames
We already had a colony on Mars, dude, back in 2003. They seceded from Earth in 2014 however and have been incommunicado ever since.

bad day
Mar 26, 2012

by VideoGames
Someone finally told them about the Ron Paul revolution and all hell broke loose; pods eight thru sixteen were ultimately destroyed.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Lurdiak posted:

If that were true you'd think he'd like, take credit for that.

Like Hamlet, he is feigning madness until Claudius is exposed, or something.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Mermaid Autopsy posted:

Like Hamlet, he is feigning madness until Claudius is exposed, or something.

GEOTUS knows a lion from a camel and a hawk from a handsaw.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
During a discussion of otherwise semi-sane posts about the Tarmac Meeting:

quote:

That is the biggest bomb to drop, the mega wealthy use children as they please. The Clinton foundation was trafficing children and using them as sex toys and would not doubt harvesting of adreniachrome either.

Per Wikipedia, adrenochrome is simply oxidized epinephrine (essentially adrenaline, and not even a Controlled Drug). And per WP is has never been documented to have a psychedelic effect, thought it may play a role in schizophrenia.

The Qult is genuinely obsessed with a drug made up for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

See half of that post is correct, the parts that are wrong is that the clintons are behind it all and that they really like eating epi pens.

It's really weird that they need to make up random poo poo to add to their recognized facts.

Jygallax
Oct 17, 2011

Every human being deserves respect. Even if if they are a little different.
This poo poo it too depressing to even read about at this point with them calling all the parents having their children taken away pedophiles transporting the kids for sex slavery. When what you are doing is so clearly evil you have to make up an alternate reality where what you are doing is actually really good and you are the good guy.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

OwlFancier posted:

Obviously the space force is just a cover, everyone knows that the air force have been the US's extraplanetary arm since the 90's and their base is out of cheyenne mountain.
Warren Ellis's PLANETARY was a documentary, and the events were portrayed as they happened, in real time.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Holy poo poo, the Qult loves ganja since daddy gave them permission:

quote:

I think the tax act was just the first legislation to ban pot by making the tax absurd and hard to get "the stamp". Over the years it's been further and further criminalized and placed on the "narcotics" schedule. Nobody in 1938 thought of this as a narcotic except the prohibitionists.

quote:

Exactly. A very very important observation. The safer our borders, the safer we are. Our farmers will profit too. A win win all around. I love this POTUS.


Horseshoe theory with the Whoo crowd:

quote:

FreeTheWeed #HealTheNation #EndBigPharma

quote:

Thank god. I'm not into weed but I don't see the point in hauling people off to jail for a plant when we give people narcotics for a dollar at pharmacies.

quote:

What has this got to do with Q? Has there been a mention of marijuana legalisation from Q before? Might have missed it.

quote:

OMG! The same mom of 3 here whom commented last week, followed all the rules, then Nov 2017 to March 2018 smoked entire weed plants due to Awakening and Q+++ researching as coping mechanism. I literally commented last week it would REALLY HELP others with their Awakening and now I see this article!!! And I'm in Texas ya'll! Been working on red pilling my vegan soy boy friend and this freakin' article did it!!!!!!!!

Great, weed psychosis added to schizophrenia! Most folks should be fine with reefer, but I fear too many Qultists fall into the "predisposed" category.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Q is buffing his output by quoting Trump tweets then adding a seven-word rhetorical question.

EDIT: 8chan asked Q to have Trump use the word "popcorn" and today Nunes used the popcorn emoji while mentioning the IG report. Qproof!

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

These guys were probably the same weed warriors spamming cannabis cures on Facebook in the before times.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
A Qultist posts that Trump has been dodging multiple Mossad assassination attempts.

Another asks why, hasn't he given them the Jerusalem embassy?

Others reply it's because (((Israel))) supports the Rothschilds.

Then this bit of old-school comes up:

quote:

The khazarian imposters must go!

The Khazar hypothesis/myth is that modern Ashkenazi Jews (or all Jews) are not genetically descend from the ancient Israelites, but are instead descended from Turkic speakers in more or less modern Ukraine. This is vitally important to some people, since it means that the true inheritors of the Old Testament blessings are not actually modern "Jews" but rather are white/black/whatever people depending on your theory.

So a tiny little reference, but it says a lot.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khazar_hypothesis_of_Ashkenazi_ancestry

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

A Qultist posts that Trump has been dodging multiple Mossad assassination attempts.
You have to admire that level of antisemitism when their orange champion is one of the most pro-Israeli American president in decades.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Toplowtech posted:

You have to admire that level of antisemitism when their orange champion is one of the most pro-Israeli American president in decades.

The Qult seriously distinguishes between "Good Jews" and (((Jews))).

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
The Qult is now sniffing around Amanda Renteria, a former Senate staffer who worked on the Hillary campaign. I've read some threads and still not clear on what she's actually done, but they're predicting she either spills the beans and sends Hilldawg to Gitmo, or gets "Arkancided" any day now. Aaaaaaaaany day now.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

-- he held it by his waist is where the Freemasons wear an apron that looks exactly like that.



To be fair, Royal Arch Masons do use an apron that looks suspiciously like the gmail logo...

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Q is buffing his output by quoting Trump tweets then adding a seven-word rhetorical question.
Q's had a rough few days. The volume is probably an attempt to crowd out the recent failures.

1. The IG report had nothing for the Qult other than some vague bullshit about Weiner's laptop and a couple Strzok/Page texts.
2. IG Horowitz testified before the Senate Judiciary Committee yesterday and said under oath that the report hadn't been tampered with, contradicting Q's claims about Rod Rosenstein messing with the report. Q has previously allcapsed TRUST HOROWITZ so this is pretty interesting.
3. Q posted a video of Obama speaking to the Bilderberg Group. Except he was speaking at an EU meeting, and even the Qultists quickly figured this out and had to scramble for explanations as to why Q would pass on the Bilderberg claim.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010
well, rip this thread.

hangedman1984
Jul 25, 2012

Toplowtech posted:

You have to admire that level of antisemitism when their orange champion is one of the most pro-Israeli American president in decades.

To be fair, there is a pretty sizable chunk of people in this country that are both extremely pro-Israel, yet also giant anti-semites. Since the state of Israel plays a pretty big role in their end of the world prophecy bullshit.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I once called someone out on anti-semitism on face book and they said "hey I have Jewish friends and coworkers! I just hate the Jews that secretly control the world!". Which was just :psyduck"

hanales
Nov 3, 2013
To go back to the gmail thing, why couldn’t they reroute their email accounts to specific servers? I mean I know they’d have to hit external MTAs but they could isolate the DBs that the addresses were on, and could even route them to specific MTAs with rules if they were using them for specific comms between specific people.

Oh god am I a crazy person now?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

hanales posted:

To go back to the gmail thing, why couldn’t they reroute their email accounts to specific servers? I mean I know they’d have to hit external MTAs but they could isolate the DBs that the addresses were on, and could even route them to specific MTAs with rules if they were using them for specific comms between specific people.

Oh god am I a crazy person now?

It'd hit whatever the mx record for gmail.com is first defeating the purpose of the entire thing.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

hobbesmaster posted:

It'd hit whatever the mx record for gmail.com is first defeating the purpose of the entire thing.

Yeah but for webmail now it has you do login on a separate page from password, so it could redirect based on that.

God I’m down the loving rabbit hole.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

hanales posted:

Yeah but for webmail now it has you do login on a separate page from password, so it could redirect based on that.

God I’m down the loving rabbit hole.

How does someone deliver mail to you though?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I doubt Qults actually understand how email functions.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

twistedmentat posted:

I doubt Qults actually understand

FTFY

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
Apropos of nothing, I think this image is fake: https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8s43w8/q_drops_19th_jun_2018_text_and_links_for_reference/

Marines haven’t used that particular vest in almost ten years. Also, when viewed up close the text looks like it was made in MS paint. Lastly, that dude’s squad leader would be like, “Hey what does that mean?” and would haze the conspiracy out of his head.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Is it in black and white because of artfulness?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Deathy McDeath posted:

Apropos of nothing, I think this image is fake: https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8s43w8/q_drops_19th_jun_2018_text_and_links_for_reference/

Marines haven’t used that particular vest in almost ten years. Also, when viewed up close the text looks like it was made in MS paint. Lastly, that dude’s squad leader would be like, “Hey what does that mean?” and would haze the conspiracy out of his head.

Also this.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

hanales posted:

To go back to the gmail thing, why couldn’t they reroute their email accounts to specific servers? I mean I know they’d have to hit external MTAs but they could isolate the DBs that the addresses were on, and could even route them to specific MTAs with rules if they were using them for specific comms between specific people.

Oh god am I a crazy person now?

If they really wanted to they could have their own network over VPN or avian carriers or literally any thing that would make a goddamn bit of sense if they were this international evil cabal trying to communicate in secret.

So of course they're doing it half rear end so Totally Sane Internet Posters can uncover the Real Truth etc.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Jay Rust posted:

Is it in black and white because of artfulness?

It hides the 'shop well enough for gullible idiots.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



yeah and it's that specific idiocy that is not embracing the idea that you're real dumb outside of your lane, metastasized to form a hard shell you can't really get through to

everyone forgets that sometimes, but it's like these people depend on being the best stupid-smart

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Deathy McDeath posted:

Apropos of nothing, I think this image is fake: https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8s43w8/q_drops_19th_jun_2018_text_and_links_for_reference/

Marines haven’t used that particular vest in almost ten years. Also, when viewed up close the text looks like it was made in MS paint. Lastly, that dude’s squad leader would be like, “Hey what does that mean?” and would haze the conspiracy out of his head.

Because i don't want to ever visit that, what is the image you're talking about?

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