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Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

If we let the gays have sex, whats to stop people from not having sex with dogs.....?? [checking speech cards in confusion]

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Control Volume posted:

If we let the gays have sex, whats to stop people from not having sex with dogs.....?? [checking speech cards in confusion]

the morally inept

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/lauriegnyt/status/1006941168993792000?s=19

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


as opposed to blaming the person who decided to change policy to do this and could change it back by the end of the day today

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



zegermans posted:

as opposed to blaming the person who decided to change policy to do this and could change it back by the end of the day today

lol, he's saying that while it's disgusting and unchristian, it's still necessary because previous Presidents allowed the vermin hordes to overrun our precious white country

Graham would strongly oppose Trump stopping the genocide

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/davidjoachim/status/1007649729319264260?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
lol iowa farmers

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Ha. It's Iowa though. The solution voters come up with won't be "vote for the other guy," it'll be "help Trump dismantle the deep state satanic plot holding back his victory against China."

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Perdue said the Commodity Credit Corp., USDA agency that has broad authority to support farm prices and incomes, is among "the tools available" but provided no details.


Wait, isn’t that what the tariffs are supposed to be against? :thunk:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Potato Salad posted:

Ha. It's Iowa though. The solution voters come up with won't be "vote for the other guy," it'll be "help Trump dismantle the deep state satanic plot holding back his victory against China."

Iowa is purple tho?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Zeroisanumber posted:

Iowa is purple tho?

Really? Outside of Iowa city, seems really republican. Either way those farmers voted for trump.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Burt Sexual posted:

Really? Outside of Iowa city, seems really republican. Either way those farmers voted for trump.

The last three times Iowa went red were 2016, 2004, and 1984. It's a blue-tinted swing state.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

Really? Outside of Iowa city, seems really republican. Either way those farmers voted for trump.

Iowa is #2 in soybeans. Minnesota is #1. Minnesota is good.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Powered Descent posted:

The last three times Iowa went red were 2016, 2004, and 1984. It's a blue-tinted swing state.

Yeah but look at the governors. Terry nrandstad infected brains.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/Crw0430/status/1008736182019280901

https://twitter.com/J3M3G3/status/1008545456316649474

https://twitter.com/garylucas1953/status/1008731214348476417

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

how could they have known he would gently caress them, tho?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
if only time was linear, and records existed of past events....

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
:yeshaha:

Jedi Knight Luigi
Jul 13, 2009

This smiley was a long time coming.

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

george carlin would have LOVED this timeline

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/1009031963854954496?s=19

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
can't stop the trumpgret train, :11tea: :11tea:

https://twitter.com/cmfarms05/status/1009046791038423040

https://twitter.com/JonCalle3/status/1009115883371991041

https://twitter.com/FrytownAustin/status/1009118928956739586

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
straight into every vein

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Incredible

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Hashtag ouch

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Dang, things are bleak when even a Chad can't win in Trumps America.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

"ill vote for you next election even though you put the hurt on me"

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
A Trump voter realizing that they're going to die under Trump

extra lol for said Trump voter being DHS oval office Nielsen.

https://twitter.com/SmashRacismDC/status/1009234229899792385

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

TotalLossBrain posted:

A Trump voter realizing that they're going to die under Trump

extra lol for said Trump voter being DHS oval office Nielsen.

https://twitter.com/SmashRacismDC/status/1009234229899792385

dude

calling her a oval office is not cool

call that loving nazi oval office a loving nazi oval office instead

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

"ill vote for you next election even though you put the hurt on me"

"i only regret that i have but one life to give for trump's presidency"

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

More like "my life for you"

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1009201248963264512

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
He never paid anyone anything for any kind of service before, but this time, surely!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Michael Cohen should know better.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i don't think michael cohen has enough brain function to know things

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
This thread is a soothing balm for the soul.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



roll bitch

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

"ill vote for you next election even though you put the hurt on me"

"You may have annihilated my business with your petty childish behavior and stupidity, but I'd vote for you again because at least we can all agree to keep the brown people out, right?"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Lol Trump is doing exactly what he promised he would do in regards to trade

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
But but but he said a lot of things! I only paid attention to the things that I liked and that affected me and what I want! How was I supposed to know?!?!?! :confused:

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