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# ? Jun 21, 2018 22:53 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 05:16 |
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Bocc Kob posted:I'm kind of morbidly curious whether the Ignis DLC actually shows what happened to blind him or if it ends just before it, so everything was a waste of time. Ignis DLC will be right after he's blinded and it's going to be a couple hours of a black screen with button prompts.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 23:12 |
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An audio cue only brawler. Then you get to watch the replays with vision at the end of every stage.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 23:18 |
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The Ignis DLC is obviously gonna be a real shoddy version of Cooking Mama.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 23:53 |
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goatface posted:An audio cue only brawler. Please, I want this. I want to see all the times where I was executing highly complex button combos only to see in the replays that Ignis flailed away at thin air in the opposite direction of the battle.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 01:49 |
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 18:30 |
tag yourself
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 18:49 |
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I wonder what they changed sword truck guy to.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:00 |
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Why is sword truck guy even in this game? The weapon upgrades seemed so pathetic.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:01 |
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goatface posted:Why is sword truck guy even in this game? The weapon upgrades seemed so pathetic. Yeah, you would think that they coulda come up with a better conceit to justify getting better gear than a dude hawking magic swords out of the back of his truck. The dudes can literally magic weapons into existence for gently caress's sake.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 20:49 |
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goatface posted:Why is sword truck guy even in this game? The weapon upgrades seemed so pathetic. Why do they have money in this game? You don't earn it from fights at all and you have to go on one hunt at a time and there's nothing that's ever been worth spending it on.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 22:05 |
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No money at all would even make thematic sense. You're the loving king, cash is for peasants.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 22:07 |
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Cerebral Bore posted:Yeah, you would think that they coulda come up with a better conceit to justify getting better gear than a dude hawking magic swords out of the back of his truck. The dudes can literally magic weapons into existence for gently caress's sake. They're just putting the weapons in a bag. Expect the bag is a magical dimension or something.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 22:13 |
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Not to mention that every country inexplicably uses the same currency (I know this is a common video game thing but that doesn't make it less stupid)
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 22:54 |
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topiKal posted:Not to mention that every country inexplicably uses the same currency (I know this is a common video game thing but that doesn't make it less stupid) It's even dumber than that. Throwaway dialogue at the beginning of the game establishes that the Crown City is the only place on the planet that does not use Gil, and I guess it must be extremely difficult to get through exchange because Noctis and friends were only given a tiny bit of it and what you start the game with is all that's left of it after paying Cid to repair the car after it breaks down half a mile into the journey.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 02:32 |
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At the same time the crown prince having to fight scorpions for gas money after his terrible car breaks down was one of the best parts of this piece of poo poo game.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 02:36 |
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Where we goin next suhsshshshssnake?
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 12:49 |
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Wrong duck.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 13:50 |
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goatface posted:Wrong duck. Everything about FF15 is wrong why can't I be
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:21 |
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Because mods are supposed to make it better.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 14:23 |
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goatface posted:Because mods are supposed to make it better.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 15:12 |
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Silly mods make it easier to laugh at. Therefore mods do make it better.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 16:59 |
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Except that you presumably paid money for and then spent time playing FFXV. You still lose!
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 19:29 |
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Bocc Kob posted:Except that you presumably paid money for and then spent time playing FFXV. You still lose!
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 20:38 |
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Fedule posted:It's even dumber than that. Throwaway dialogue at the beginning of the game establishes that the Crown City is the only place on the planet that does not use Gil, and I guess it must be extremely difficult to get through exchange because Noctis and friends were only given a tiny bit of it and what you start the game with is all that's left of it after paying Cid to repair the car after it breaks down half a mile into the journey. Maybe gil is an empire thing, and they forced it on everyone they conquered, which is everybody.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 20:57 |
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aegof posted:Maybe gil is an empire thing, and they forced it on everyone they conquered, which is everybody. I think you're putting more effort into this than Square Enix did
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 22:03 |
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That's what this thread is all about.
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# ? Jun 23, 2018 22:05 |
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UPDATE Episode 69: 21,900 pounds Finally almost done with this
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# ? Jun 26, 2018 23:53 |
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For my hidden ancient temple bid I'd price up an alternate for cast in place portland cement pillars maybe with some rebar reinforcement. Monolithic granite slabs would be crazy expensive, and there are chemical treatments to distress a period specific piece. The average tatooed leather daddy would never know the difference.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 00:33 |
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When I suggested people should be able to play Columns in FF15 this isn't what I meant
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:39 |
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So what's the bet Cor the Immortal never actually finished the trial?
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 15:36 |
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I'm still laughing at that joke about the Kenny Crow DLC only having two buttons, Drink and Sigh
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 16:08 |
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UPDATE Episode 70: Twenty Four Thousand Swords WE DONE (mostly)
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 20:52 |
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I have actually approved of all this Gladio segment DLC because it's real character development and an actual boss battle and series of trials for this guy to overcome. Holy poo poo, we actually get heart to heart conversations between two guys sworn to protect a dude and there's even the connotations of family in there. Somehow, everything absent from the rest of the FF15 mess is in this. Best of all, for as piss poor as it was intoned, there was ACTUAL TRIUMPH.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 21:17 |
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I would have respected them more if Gilgamesh had taken his arm back.
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# ? Jun 29, 2018 22:11 |
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Good thing Gladio learned how to do his duty, being a huge jerk to the king.
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 14:22 |
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coleman francis posted:Good thing Gladio learned how to do his duty, being a huge jerk to the king. He must protect the king's head and keep it from getting stuck in the royal rear end.
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 17:45 |
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This whole thing was really building up to "you have to kill Cor to proceed". But then he just hung around outside like a dad at a concert and barely restrained himself from snatching his sword back.
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 17:53 |
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https://i.imgur.com/3BIDETi.gifv
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# ? Jun 30, 2018 22:22 |
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Some model replacements are more fitting than others.
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# ? Jul 1, 2018 11:32 |