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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Weekly World News owned in every possible way.

Well, before 9/11, anyway, then they pulled back on the batshit insanity a bit.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Facebook Aunt posted:

Raccoons experiencing high blood sugar levels from eating our food Study found that raccoons in urban areas are more likely to be hyperglycemic

Won't someone think of the trash pandas?

This, but unironically. :smith:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


EU diplomats reveal Boris Johnson said 'f**k business' over Brexit fears

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i really wish someone would comb boris johnsons hair back so we could see his shameful hairline

i cant imagine another reason to have that dumbass hair, its somehow worse than trumps

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Raccoons experiencing high blood sugar levels from eating our food Study found that raccoons in urban areas are more likely to be hyperglycemic

Won't someone think of the trash pandas?

Cash Crab :ohdear:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Welcome to the Revolution, Comrade Boris

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
If I were a politician I'd open every single one of my speeches with that sentence

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Samuringa posted:

If I were a politician I'd open every single one of my speeches with that sentence

And end it with "I keep him in my attic, thank you."

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I was thinking of following it up with an exaggerated, bad wink too

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






Boris Johnson is a career 'Interesting Person I met at Dinner' - he's a collection of outrageous anecdotes wreathed in cigar smoke and brandy fumes.

There is no actual substance to him whatsoever.

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull
Man Wearing SpongeBob Shirt Allegedly Exposed Himself In Front of a Woman

The police sketch is beautiful.

https://twitter.com/FerndalePolice/status/1009496349782536192

Also, they caught the curly haired bastard.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/MeanwhileinCana/status/1011072549617307648

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

More like grasshopper simulator.



Norbert's on a tear.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Why, Human Squidward, why?

Also, I hope that angry beaver is just viral marketing for a revival on Nickelodeon.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is the greatest Bourbon collapse since the French Revolution.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013

Platystemon posted:

This is the greatest Bourbon collapse since the French Revolution.

:wow:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Dead bodies found at Walmart stores a nationwide phenomenon

:rip:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

I guess those savings are to die for.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I assume this is just a typo, but I was surprised to learn this morning that grocery shopping finally became a real thing in Canada. :raise:

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Samuringa posted:

If I were a politician I'd open every single one of my speeches with that sentence

open with "there's no sex slaves in my basement", close with "gently caress business"

rest of speech is irrelevant

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Wife credited with returning husband to jail following error

quote:

Court records say a Colorado inmate, mistakenly released from jail, enjoyed less than two hours of freedom before his wife realized the error and made him turn himself in.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014




"Are you guys seeing these loving crabs?"

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


He was actually talking about the Egyptian god and not a terrorist organization.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

8,999 barrels of bourbon crash to the ground

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


[/quote]

MizPiz posted:

Welcome to the Revolution, Comrade Boris

“Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?”

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Every picture I've seen of Theresa May curtsying looks like one of those compilations of poorly drawn swastikas.

Zil posted:

I don't hate it, cilantro just tastes like soap to me. :shrug:
You have the gene they're testing for, you're just not going on an anti-cilantro crusade about it.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

More like grasshopper simulator.
:golfclap:

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Sir Lemming posted:

8,999 barrels of bourbon crash to the ground

pick one up, you're like "what the gently caress"...

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/lesbian-escapes-russia-boat-sails-canada-woman-loves/#gs.VS=qYLQ

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

GWBBQ posted:

Every picture I've seen of Theresa May curtsying looks like one of those compilations of poorly drawn swastikas.

Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug
^^ I'm glad I'm not the only person who saw it as a dinosaur impression

Professor's 'penis size' research project seeks 3600+ explicit photos

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Goons our time has come.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Zil posted:

Goons our time has come.

That guy should just make Tinder profile.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Just pretend to be an attractive woman on the Internet and there you go.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/06/26/gay-swans-attack-anyone-threatening-their-nest-containing-plastic-cup.html

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