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Doc Hawkins posted:Why? It can't have been fatal. Explosives aren't guns.
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Batman canonically does everything he can to not kill anyone with a bomb, even if it means he just can't get rid of it. E: to be clear I'm talking about the good movie
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Jun 24, 2018 03:51
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Jerusalem posted:I love the idea of Bruce having to roll out of bed and grumpily pull on a cowl before making the call It's more funny to think he just has it in a drawer on his nightstand just for situations like this.
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Jun 24, 2018 05:07
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PoptartsNinja posted:It's hard to tell with absolute certainty (I don't think Big Barda has ever encountered a chair she wasn't hitting someone with) but if Orion and Darkseid are any indication, it's that manspreading is simply a part of the New Gods' culture. Is it perhaps a matter of their hip structure?
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Jun 24, 2018 05:10
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Wait, that's superboy in injustice? Like from the future but also past superboy or the other kind of superboy?
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Jun 24, 2018 05:32
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unruly posted:That all being said: Batman didn’t have a contingency plan for the kids taking the car out for a late night spin? For shame! His plan was the alarm. He knew no one from Earth could disable it, and it would eventually drive them crazy. He never counted on the intervention of the New Gods...
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Jun 24, 2018 05:45
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David D. Davidson posted:It's more funny to think he just has it in a drawer on his nightstand just for situations like this. Dude never took it off actually
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Jun 24, 2018 06:08
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Calaveron posted:Dude never took it off actually Do you want the cowl on or off? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgpOdRXXu0
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Jun 24, 2018 06:20
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TwoPair posted:Do you want the cowl on or off? RIP Captain Murphy.
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Jun 24, 2018 06:24
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David D. Davidson posted:It's more funny to think he just has it in a drawer on his nightstand just for situations like this. Dude has a plan for everything. EVER-Y-THING
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Jun 24, 2018 07:49
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selina taking bruce down a peg is pretty much exactly what she was created for and i am ok with that
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Jun 24, 2018 08:36
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Synthbuttrange posted:Wait, that's superboy in injustice? Conner Kent Superboy.
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Jun 24, 2018 14:34
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Doc Hawkins posted:Batman canonically does everything he can to not kill anyone with a bomb, even if it means he just can't get rid of it. .... I just realized something. Bruce's final act as Batman in the third of the new Batman movies... Is trying to get rid of a bomb. He really could get rid of a bomb that day, guys 
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Jun 24, 2018 20:41
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evilmiera posted:.... I just realized something. Bruce's final act as Batman in the third of the new Batman movies... Is trying to get rid of a bomb. You just realized that?
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Jun 24, 2018 20:49
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Also, the explanation of him surviving the explosion: He's Batman.
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Jun 24, 2018 20:53
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Absent some ducklings and nuns it's the same scene, runs/flies off screen, big explosion, everyone thinks Batman is dead, Batman is still alive.
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Jun 24, 2018 21:05
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I laughed until I cried when I first saw that scene. Admittedly, it was in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck&t=414s
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Jun 24, 2018 21:06
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Malachite_Dragon posted:He did but Selina talked him out of activating it, probably. More or less, actually. 
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Jun 24, 2018 21:09
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Veotax posted:More or less, actually. So it was a sex thing after all. So how often do you think they do it it costume?
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Jun 25, 2018 04:07
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David D. Davidson posted:So how often do you think they do it it costume? Always. Every time. 
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Jun 25, 2018 04:12
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And you know he hates it when she calls him Bruce.
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Jun 25, 2018 04:14
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I know he's had a bunch of gfs for the image as Bruce but I can't help but think of him as a night owl guy who can't get it up unless he has the costume on
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Jun 25, 2018 04:26
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Zil posted:And you know he hates it when she calls him Bruce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceca1JCRQbA
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Jun 25, 2018 05:16
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That show was better than a "same as X but in the FUTURE" show had any right to be.
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Jun 25, 2018 06:31
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Bruceski posted:That show was better than a "same as X but in the FUTURE" show had any right to be. And in this equation the X is Spider-man.
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Jun 25, 2018 09:39
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Jerusalem posted:I know he's a New God with an unfathomable mind and all... but why didn't he just ask him to help? A God does not ask  He creates situations where others have no other choice than to obey. Or pays them, apparently.
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site posted:I know he's had a bunch of gfs for the image as Bruce but I can't help but think of him as a night owl guy who can't get it up unless he has the costume on A string of ex-girlfriends report Bruce Wayne works out excessively, disappears from bed almost every night, and frequently makes excuses to leave when things are getting intimate...the tabloids can't stop arguing whether he's gay long enough to even consider that he's Batman. It's perfect!
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Jun 25, 2018 14:39
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Supposedly Greg Rucka when he was on Batman planned a story about Gotham socialites comparing notes on Bruce Wayne. The end point was they were going to come to the same conclusion as outlined in your post. Only they decide if Bruce is in the closet they owe it to him to keep his (Shameful) Secret. D.C. editorial nixed this story.
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Jun 25, 2018 15:22
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Bruce in the streets, Bats in the sheets.
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Rhyno posted:Always. Every time. So do their outfits have removable crotch panels or what? I'm having trouble making sense of this.
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Jun 25, 2018 16:41
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Catwoman def has a crotch zipper, if nothing else so she can go to the bathroom.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Catwoman def has a crotch zipper, if nothing else so she can go to the bathroom. I mean, it's a catsuit. You take the whole thing off down to your knees when you pee. They don't have a separate zip for pissing. I guess maybe Catwoman had a custom pissing/having sex with Batman secondary zip installed by a very accommodating tailor? But that is definitely not a feature of a standard catsuit.
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Jun 25, 2018 16:45
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As seen in the documentary Batman Returns (1992) Selina is an accomplishmed seamstress and could easily alter her own catsuits
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Jun 25, 2018 16:47
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purple death ray posted:As seen in the documentary Batman Returns (1992) Selina is an accomplishmed seamstress and could easily alter her own catsuits It's a real shame that the scene where Catwoman finishes stitching her own custom piss flap/Batman quickie hatch and is like, finally, I've done it! was cut for time, because Michelle Pfeiffer really made a meal of it.
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Batman on the other hand has a button in his gloves that sends an encrypted wifi signal to his crotch-computer to activate the routine that opens his dick flap and probably fluffs him a little bit
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Jun 25, 2018 16:58
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Android Blues posted:I mean, it's a catsuit. You take the whole thing off down to your knees when you pee. 
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Jun 25, 2018 17:07
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Feels good, girl!
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Jun 25, 2018 17:09
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Chinston Wurchill posted:So do their outfits have removable crotch panels or what? I'm having trouble making sense of this. That run was so mocked because of the art that even the artist himself started dunking on it.
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Jun 25, 2018 17:19
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Chinston Wurchill posted:So do their outfits have removable crotch panels or what? I'm having trouble making sense of this. Already covered in Watchmen:  Among the top three screw-ups in the movie: shooting that scene as though Nite Owl II and Silk Spectre II know what’s going on in the toilet. A humble request...could someone post the edit of the sequence that includes the following panel that uses the dialog from Dark Knight Returns, about 7 basic defenses from this position/something tells me to stop with the leg? It would be appreciated almost as much as Namor appreciates the subtle, fashion-forward design choices in the 2018 male Speedo low-cut mesh thong product line.
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Beachcomber posted:Explosives aren't guns. Mr. Torgue would beg to differ.
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