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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:it's not wrong “Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang, remember that time?" "Yeah, Frost, but the one that you had was male." "It doesn't matter when it's Arcturian, baby.”
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Yeah but did he get to move out of the space barracks?
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Of course they’d marry the one with serious daddy issues
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Jun 21, 2018 14:59
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Chappelle did it already, Donald. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-NkX86uPI0
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M_Gargantua posted:Of course they’d marry the one with serious daddy issues And a psychotic sister who shows up and makes a scene at the WORST possible times.
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Scratch Monkey posted:“Hey, I sure wouldn't mind getting some more of that Arcturian poontang, remember that time?" His armor had a heart with an arrow through it with "HEATH" written on it. Guess it really doesn't matter.
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"The guy at the rocket store gave me a really good deal on this SpaceX Falcon. Only 23.99%!"
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CainFortea posted:"The guy at the rocket store gave me a really good deal on this SpaceX Falcon. Only 23.99%!" That the one on VD space route?
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In a totally surprising turn of events I think my roommate is getting married to girl he constantly fights with over the phone at all hours. Can't wait to have the place to my self again.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:See guys, this is why they tell you not to touch UXO. 99% of the time it's an expended smoke grenade but that other 1% is a big whoops. There's currently a debate going on between departments at a base that will not be named over safety in some of the range areas. Most of the O-4s through O-6s are making the case that because it's not a live drop area, landing helos, operating UASes, and driving trucks around is no big deal. The guys who would actually be driving said trucks are, for some reason, hung up on the fact that the whole area was a live drop area from roughly 1940-1980. Leadership's response: "But it's not a live drop area!" I'm just waiting to read THAT news article. Godholio fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Jun 24, 2018 |
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Jun 24, 2018 22:31
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That's an odd way to get early retirement.
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Jun 24, 2018 22:34
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defending my freedoms by getting blown up by 60 years old UXO
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Jun 24, 2018 23:16
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Just realistic training guys what’s the big deal?
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Godholio posted:There's currently a debate going on between departments at a base that will not be named over safety in some of the range areas. Most of the O-4s through O-6s are making the case that because it's not a live drop area, landing helos, operating UASes, and driving trucks around is no big deal. The guys who would actually be driving said trucks are, for some reason, hung up on the fact that the whole area was a live drop area from roughly 1940-1980. Leadership's response: "But it's not a live drop area!" I mean Germany is still inhabitable.
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DoktorLoken posted:I mean Germany is still inhabitable. Inhabitable sure, but And don't even start with Belgium. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jun 25, 2018 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Inhabitable sure, but It's still trippy looking at pictures of the Verdun battlefield, it's like somebody sodded over the moon.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Inhabitable sure, but There's a bunch of groups in East Europe that go around fields looking for World War 2 remnants and reselling them, calling themselves archeologists. Often finding mines, shells, and....whats left of people.
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DoktorLoken posted:I mean Germany is still inhabitable. Eeeeehhh, debatable.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:defending my freedoms by getting blown up by 60 years old UXO I used to work for a company that has a copper mine in Laos, in Savannakhet province. The single largest expenditure that the Exploration department has is UXO. A friend of mine who still works for them once grumbled about "a buncha stupid yank flyboys who got lost on the way to Hanoi" and I had to explain to him that no, those bombs landed exactly where they were supposed to.
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*within CEP for an air dropped dumb bomb from a b52, but yeah.
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A dude got jail-raped at a CCC center not too far away from me. I knew the rapist personally back when I joined. I legitimately thought this place couldn't phase me even more but I honestly can't wrap my mind around how someone convinces a group of people to do that to someone and have no one go "What the gently caress?".
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:wait are you still with CCC Yeah, I promoted to Specialist (green hat). Most of the people I came in with are gone, only three made it a whole year. I haven't looked too deeply into the gangrape thing aside from hearing about it, but I knew the guy who initiated it personally (he led part of my COMET), and I think one of my friends at that same center may have been involved in it. My friend also happens to have gotten kicked out of the army for cocaine and was infantry, so if anyone was down for jail raping that poor soul, it might've been him  .
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How long have you been doing this???
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what is CCC
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Smiling Jack posted:what is CCC Califoria conservation corps, they clean up after wildfires and blaze trails and whatnot. Conservation corps were born out of the depression, but california kept them going. From what I remember from his thread the CCC attracts a lot of fuckups. To my limited undertanding, basically neverending bootcamp. e: here's his thread if you want to learn more, looks like you need archives though: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813346&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Jun 26, 2018 |
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As Nero Danced posted:Califoria conservation corps, they clean up after wildfires and blaze trails and whatnot. Conservation corps were born out of the depression, but california kept them going. From what I remember from his thread the CCC attracts a lot of fuckups. To my limited undertanding, basically neverending bootcamp. I'm not gonna disagree with this at all. I'd say that the CCC is really for people who understand, at some level, that something is wrong with their life, and that they want to fix it. For those who want this to happen, it's fantastic. The CCC 100% turned around my outlook on life. I went from being a smug shithead who thought he knew everything (read my thread), to a more humble, and competent person. I can get a job in a bunch of poo poo now because of what the CCC did for me. I wrote that thread my first two months in the CCC. Now, a year plus down the line, I get to look back and go what the gently caress is wrong with me. Unfortunately,the CCC is really is only good for those who are willing to accept a certain...receptive kind of learning in their lives. If you look through my thread, two of my COMET brothers (COMET is kinda sorta not really like Indoc) and I had some serious disagreements over stupid petty poo poo. Ultimately, they got fired (the first for getting caught with a weed pen, the second for threatening to beat the Conservation Supervisor's rear end), and I survived a year in the CCC. 94% of corpsmembers don't make it a year. I am not making that up: 9.5 out of every 10 people that come in the CCC do not manage to finish a year in it. Slavic Crime Yacht posted:How long have you been doing this??? One year, 3 months. I just promoted which grants me another 8ish months, and I might get extended again to go to the backcountry program (or promote again to Crew Leader II, whichever comes first). I've got loving oooooddles of dumb corpsmember stories, but I was rightly laughed at for being a racist shitheel the last time I was here a year ago so I don't know if I should post.
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How long was your initial hitch for
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https://ccc.ca.gov/ Their motto on the main website should be the slogan for the military
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Nice and hot piss posted:https://ccc.ca.gov/  holy poo poo HARD WORK LOW PAY MISERABLE CONDITIONS AND MORE!
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maffew buildings posted:How long was your initial hitch for 1 year. I got extended a month to apply for a 'tent' camp program. I live in a classroom with 12 other dudes who snore super loving loud. I go on 8 day work 'spikes' and then I get 6 days off. We take vets up to the age of 29. With the exception of one really kind of weird dude, every vet I've met in the Cs has gotten kicked out or was med boarded out. I'd say that on the dumb bullshit scale we're somewhere between Army and USAF level. Microtrash. Satan almighty, microtrash. Microtrash is the task that happens when your C1 (your supervisor) can't think of any thing else to do. Walk around and find litter. Cigarette butts, bottle caps, anything will do. Pick it up and deposit it in a trash bag. Imagine doing that for 16 hours a day. Now you have an image of what we do if we get assigned 'Facilities' on a fire. That and traffic control. You ever stood in a parking lot for two weeks straight, 16 hours a day? I did that. If any of you goons went to the Thomas Fire in Ventura, CA, you and I met when I told you that you can't park your loving fire engine in loving overhead. Death to all firefighters.
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A White Guy posted:1 year. I got extended a month to apply for a 'tent' camp program. I live in a classroom with 12 other dudes who snore super loving loud. I go on 8 day work 'spikes' and then I get 6 days off. lmao sick
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You really, really can't find something better to do?
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Yeah, like, pretty sure handing out towels at the gym as a Services Airman would pay better and be less lovely than this CCC thing.
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I clicked around a bit and almost every page reminds you of how much doing that would suck rear end. Not even sugar coating it, just "you know what else we do that sucks? Check this out!". The focus on the CCC member one is just a video of telling you "hey, this girl's job sucks rear end, look at her go!" e: in short I think it's the greatest thing ever
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posted:Death to all firefighters. Lmao Not my fault you not only chose CCC but then chose to STAY in CCC. windshipper fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jun 26, 2018 |
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windshipper posted:
Holy gently caress I thought you were paraphrasing.
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A White Guy posted:1 year. I got extended a month to apply for a 'tent' camp program. I live in a classroom with 12 other dudes who snore super loving loud. I go on 8 day work 'spikes' and then I get 6 days off. lmao what the gently caress
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