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Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal

Flikken posted:

You never answered my question on what puts Austin Davis in the top 35 QBs in the league.

Obvious. Ex Ram.

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Nit Wit Dog poo poo posted:

Obvious. Ex Ram.

Ex Browns QB too.

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/SBNationNFL/status/1011688346203009024?s=20

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Flikken posted:

You never answered my question on what puts Austin Davis in the top 35 QBs in the league.

Hes the best backup in the league

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Only 5 more weeks until fake football, guys.

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


agree. how can you put a guy (albeit handsome) on the top 100 list when he only played 6 games?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

EmbryoSteve posted:

agree. how can you put a guy (albeit handsome) on the top 100 list when he only played 6 games?

It's almost like Jimmy garoppolo has made 49ers fans retarded. :shrug:

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
49ers fans are so desperate they are crowning his rear end

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
You look at the low pageviews from the Santa Clara area and then adjust your clickbait article accordingly.

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

It's almost like Jimmy garoppolo has made 49ers fans retarded. :shrug:

They were retarded long before.jimmy garappolo

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Jalen Ramsey calling his coaches trash to excuse his teams’ hilarious loss to the 49ers has definitely been one of the highlights of June.

Seems like a pretty fragile guy :3:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

DaFrugalGamer posted:

49ers fans are so desperate they are crowning his rear end

The fans don't vote on that list you idiot. So obviously some players were convinced. I definitely am not and I'm not a niners stan anyways, but a lot of that list was just hype. For example JJ Watt was on the list despite being hurt basically the entire season.

Anyways, suck on this

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Cool a graph that's not even half as good as Coldforges av text

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Cool a graph that's not even half as good as Coldforges av text

that's the stuff :fap:

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

DaFrugalGamer posted:

Hes the best backup in the league

Based on what?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Flikken posted:

Based on what?

Playing on the team I like = 1 bajillion thousand super special happy points

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Jimmy will be much worse than 49ers fans think and it will be glorious.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Peachfart posted:

Jimmy will be much worse than 49ers fans think and it will be glorious.

But think of all the Sexiest Man Alive awards.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I'll be delighted if he's good enough to be unquestionably a starting NFL QB and that's the bar I've personally set. I don't think he's been tested by tape-prepped defenses yet and when that happens his performance compared to the end of last season will decline significantly. I don't think the niners are going to end the season above 3rd place in their division, but I'm not sure if it'll be the cards or the hawks beating them to 2nd place.

He's definitely the handsomest QB in the league, though, and really in the end... isn't that more important anyway?

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Play posted:

Playing on the team I like = 1 bajillion thousand super special happy points

Yeah I am never going to forgive him for sliding instead of running out of bounds against the Ravens on MNF setting up that infamous fg block

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Peachfart posted:

Jimmy will be much worse than 49ers fans think and it will be glorious.

Inshallah

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Benny ur banned from this topic

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
DFG has some good views. He’s familiar but i can’t put my finger on it

Edit in it

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Jimmy G will be exposed as a fraud like Messi.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Jimmy G will disappoint Niners fans but be good enough to keep Seahawks fans from feeling any joy.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Jimmy G will disappoint Niners fans but be good enough to keep Seahawks fans from feeling any joy.

Is this the NFCW's version of 8-8?

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Play posted:

The fans don't vote on that list you idiot. So obviously some players were convinced. I definitely am not and I'm not a niners stan anyways, but a lot of that list was just hype. For example JJ Watt was on the list despite being hurt basically the entire season.


The only thing that NFLN top 100 list shows every year is that players have just as bad opinions as fans

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
https://twitter.com/KamChancellor/status/1013556290700836864

Hope he's okay.





Vernon Davis just felt a weight fall from his shoulders.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Vernon Davis wins the war.

Seahawks are gonna be so bad lmao

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Spoeank posted:

Vernon Davis wins the war.

Seahawks are gonna be so bad lmao

ruh-roh, yeah this is bad

More importantly I hope he's okay, that sounds like some scary medical stuff.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Spoeank posted:

Vernon Davis wins the war.

Seahawks are gonna be so bad lmao

Crowing about injuries isn't a good look for you.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Peachfart posted:

Crowing about injuries isn't a good look for you.

Kam kills Vernon on the field, giving him PTSD that lasts for years, “ooooooooooo, that was awesome!”
Kam suffers lengthy injuries as a direct result of the physical way he plays, “how dare you make a joke, everyone must be respectful!”

I genuinely hope he’s okay, but drat that’s an impressive double standard :banjo:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Edit nm I'm not doin that

Kam was a force of nature but that playing style does not lend itself to a long career.


The seahawks will be awful in a hurry and that is hilarious though because I called that they were on the 49ers single season implosion plan

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 07:32 on Jul 2, 2018

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Coldforge posted:

Kam kills Vernon on the field, giving him PTSD that lasts for years, “ooooooooooo, that was awesome!”
Kam suffers lengthy injuries as a direct result of the physical way he plays, “how dare you make a joke, everyone must be respectful!”

I genuinely hope he’s okay, but drat that’s an impressive double standard :banjo:

Let me guess, you don't feel that way about Ronnie Lott.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Chichevache posted:

Let me guess, you don't feel that way about Ronnie Lott.

What way are you implying I feel, exactly?:crossarms:

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Coldforge posted:

What way are you implying I feel, exactly?:crossarms:

Let me know how you feel when you come in second to the Rams this year.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Sodomy Hussein posted:

Let me know how you feel when you come in second to the Rams this year.

I imagine I’ll feel pretty drat good about the team moving up from last place to second.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Sodomy Hussein posted:

Let me know how you feel when you come in second to the Rams this year.

It'll feel fantastic looking down at the Seahawks, lemme tell you

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
RIP Kam, you were very good and will be missed.

Also sorry to all other Hawks fans but I bought an Earl Thomas jersey from goodwill so he's about to get traded to the Cowboys.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Hey guys... I just gotta say.

The Seahawks are fine.

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