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For awhile, when I was in USAREC, I had to stress whether kids would graduate high school and poo poo like that and started having a frequent dream that I never graduated myself. Brains are weird, why can't you just let me dream about boobies or something
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:I like the dream where I'm supposed to be ready for deployment but I have no gear and nobody believes me when I tell them I'm not in the army anymore. That's pooki's dream tho?
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Jun 27, 2018 14:59
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I had a dream that I missed a class, and had to retake my senior year. The issue was, I was still in the NG. In my dream, I was fighting getting kicked out and having to repay all Army pay and allowances, along with all VA money I had spent. I was going to lose all my college credits. The Army said I had six weeks to get it straight, and no school would let me take the classes, because I was a piece of poo poo who faked a diploma and then built a life on the lie.
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Jun 27, 2018 15:34
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Y'all have weird AF dreams. The last dream I had I was in the tonight show with Conan obrien and we were discussing the latest romance novel that I wrote. And the only thing I could say and repeated was "well you just make sure..that when you're riding you bike you don't have a flat tire."
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Jun 27, 2018 15:53
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There's only one dream about the Army where I get in trouble that I have pretty often and that's that I smoked some weed and I'd get piss tested. Sometimes the dreams are so vivid that I'll wake up and for a minute and I'll think I actually smoked some weed until I fully wake up. I think it means that I really, really want to smoke weed again.
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Jun 27, 2018 16:00
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Mustang posted:There's only one dream about the Army where I get in trouble that I have pretty often and that's that I smoked some weed and I'd get piss tested. Sometimes the dreams are so vivid that I'll wake up and for a minute and I'll think I actually smoked some weed until I fully wake up. You should smoke a blunt in the BC's office.
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Jun 27, 2018 16:09
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Sleep in your PT gear and repeat your ARMY values in the mirror before sleep
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Jun 27, 2018 16:22
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I end up dreaming that they deploy me again and my wife and kids get mad because the Army basically kidnaps me and sends me to Tunisia or something.
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Jun 27, 2018 17:12
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maffew buildings posted:Sleep in your PT gear and repeat your ARMY values in the mirror before sleep You joke but I occasionally did this so I could stay in bed for an extra five minutes every morning.
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Jun 27, 2018 17:36
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Nice and hot piss posted:Y'all have weird AF dreams. No poo poo, right? One I used to have for the longest time was being back in that goddamn sandstorm, having to do fire missions while getting shot at, by our hq section. That or the pos where the worlds worst sniper took shots at us every morning and having to check on my guys. Don't know why y'all get this "back in high school naked but in uniform" nightmare poo poo. The fluffy rear end cat who purrs at me when I wake up and va drugs help, a lot.
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Jun 27, 2018 17:44
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I've had a few where I get recalled but haven't gotten a haircut or shaved my beard off. 
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Jun 27, 2018 18:05
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I had a dream once that I more or less stole a C130 for a joyride, then bailed out and watched it crash into the ground. I woke up panicking about how much poo poo I was about to be in
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Jun 27, 2018 18:22
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I dream that I lose my weapon and start checking a thousand identical ones for my serial 7261059
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Jun 27, 2018 18:48
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Mustang posted:There's only one dream about the Army where I get in trouble that I have pretty often and that's that I smoked some weed and I'd get piss tested. Sometimes the dreams are so vivid that I'll wake up and for a minute and I'll think I actually smoked some weed until I fully wake up.  That and that I rolled up with a beard.
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Jun 27, 2018 18:51
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Jun 27, 2018 18:56
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never memorized that poo poo that is what stock numbers are for.
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Also used to have one where I was burning hot, soaked on sweat in full mop gear and I'd take it off but each layer of mopp revealed another layer and the gas mask stayed off but it was hot as hell. I would wake up to my previous cat, a fuzzball bigger and floofier than my current one sleeping on my back. In the middle of summer. Same cat would wait till I was done lifting to beg for laptime. Because of course when I'm overheating, covered in sweat is the best laptime. That one stopped when he passed. Miss that fluffy jerk.
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Jun 27, 2018 19:10
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mods change my name posted:never memorized that poo poo that is what stock numbers are for. I don't even remember my stuck number from my time in the 82nd. The one I do remember is from the 173d.
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Jun 27, 2018 19:10
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mods change my name posted:never memorized that poo poo that is what stock numbers are for. We had to read it to the armorer before turning it in because he couldn’t be assed to read it himself and compare it to his paper. Then he would hand it back to us to keep cleaning. Do that long enough and you’ll start to remember it. Luckily enough time has passed that I have long forgot.
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Jun 27, 2018 19:44
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That's also what the stock number is for, but I guess it depends on the armorer
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Jun 27, 2018 20:40
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You guys ever been driving in to work at 0330 and just looking with hate at all the peaceful houses with peaceful people sleeping in their peaceful beds? I drove past a breakfast diner in some farmland the other day (it was around 0400, still quite dark) and it was full of local farmers laughing and drinking their coffee. Just getting ready for a day of riding a tractor and throwing hay around. If I sound jealous as gently caress, it's because I am.
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Jun 27, 2018 21:57
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spacetoaster posted:You guys ever been driving in to work at 0330 and just looking with hate at all the peaceful houses with peaceful people sleeping in their peaceful beds? Console yourself with the knowledge that farmers commit suicide more per capita than any other group.
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Jun 27, 2018 22:01
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If someone is happy to be up before 0730, they probably aren’t cool people.
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Jun 27, 2018 22:03
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Vahakyla posted:If someone is happy to be up before 0730, they probably aren’t cool people. If someone is happy to jump out of a plane after they already broke themselves by jumping out of a plane, they probably aren’t cool people.
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Jun 27, 2018 22:50
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AIRBORNE *destroys spine during a jump then rides a motorcycle. muffled hooah in the distance*
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Jun 27, 2018 22:59
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kawasaki ninja rolling down the strip oh god my back all my discs have slipped
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Jun 27, 2018 23:00
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redneck nazgul posted:kawasaki ninja rolling down the strip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTj-jJDkYkM
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Jun 27, 2018 23:01
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redneck nazgul posted:kawasaki ninja rolling down the strip
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Jun 27, 2018 23:02
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spacetoaster posted:You guys ever been driving in to work at 0330 and just looking with hate at all the peaceful houses with peaceful people sleeping in their peaceful beds? I feel like that every day I drive in too work and I've only been in a fraction as long as you have. Don't know how you did it.
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Jun 27, 2018 23:02
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Mustang posted:I feel like that every day I drive in too work and I've only been in a fraction as long as you have. Don't know how you did it. Maybe you should have joined the Navy so you could play extreme beach volleyball with your fellow Naval Aviators.
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Jun 27, 2018 23:04
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Console yourself with the knowledge that farmers commit suicide more per capita than any other group. I'm pretty sure that vets and lgbt FAR outstrip farmers. Mustang posted:I feel like that every day I drive in too work and I've only been in a fraction as long as you have. Don't know how you did it. Being the guy who was willing to take jobs that weren't fast tracks to "better" positions, but sent me to cool places to do cool things.
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Jun 27, 2018 23:26
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spacetoaster posted:I'm pretty sure that vets and lgbt FAR outstrip farmers. Farmers are around 85/100000, vets are around 30/100000. Farmers are killing themselves at a staggering rate wiki page on US veteran suicides (lol that that exists)
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https://www.creditdonkey.com/lgbt-statistics.html https://afsp.org/about-suicide/suicide-statistics/ tl;dr In LGBT its 175/100000 In genpop, .0014% have succeeded, but .035% have attempted. In LGBT groups, .175% have attempted (5x as genpop). In transgender people, 40% have attempted and 3% have succeeded  . for once I've gotten 97% on a test, at least Queen_Combat fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jun 27, 2018 |
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Jun 27, 2018 23:34
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Metal Geir Skogul posted:https://www.creditdonkey.com/lgbt-statistics.html Oh oops, prove me wrong. I guess I confused more with most. My b. Check in on any gay veteran farmers you know.
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Nah I didn't even see your reply as I was typing that on my phone. It was good to take a look at the numbers, it's been awhile.
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Working up a hot sweat I'm scratching in your pea patch Plowing through your bean field Planting my seed.
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Check in on any gay veteran farmers you know.
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