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Colostomy Bag posted:
Who the gently caress techno-recluse who has never sat at a bar designed this?
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Green Toast bear is best bearPotato Salad posted:Who the gently caress techno-recluse who has never sat at a bar designed this?
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Jun 28, 2018 12:21
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Potato Salad posted:Who the gently caress techno-recluse who has never sat at a bar designed this? …and who brings and still wears their enclosed helmet to a drinking establishment?
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Jun 28, 2018 12:23
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Tippis posted:…and who brings and still wears their enclosed helmet to a drinking establishment? No you see this is the Hotline Miami crossover.
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Jun 28, 2018 12:26
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Potato Salad posted:Who the gently caress techno-recluse who has never sat at a bar designed this? There are so many drat things wrong in that pic.
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Neltharak posted:
It's bearable
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I'm so happy to be alive and itt
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Fleetwood Crack posted:Dolphins rape people. Why do you love these horrible rape-fish? #notalldolphins And it’s fairly obvious that people are singling out Dolphins and producing false flag to make Dolphins look bad, because no Dolphin that *I* know would force themselves on a human. Derek Smart notably hates Dolphins and his game is poo poo. Hav fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Jun 28, 2018 |
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lmao, this "game" never disappoints in laughs with its own set of disappointments.
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Colostomy Bag posted:
Ah gently caress, this is so good. The distance, the dangling feet, the helmet, the slumped shoulders. This is a forelorn space child, world weary, ending his day, escaping from the docks where he’s been space unloading an Idris for hours. He’s snuck into the space bar and somehow managed to fool the space bartender, but for some reason the victory feels hollow. Is this all there is? He’s space alone with his space drink and he’s just realized that everyone space dies alone too. He thought he’d have his first space adult space experience but instead he’s having his first space existential crisis.
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Colostomy Bag posted:
George: Look at this Jerry! I never believed I would be in a space bar. I've always wanted to be in a space bar some day. Ever since I was a little boy, I've always wanted to be in one of these. Floating through space, sipping a drink. It's amazing Jerry! Jerry: It is nice, the lighting is very futuristic. George: Barkeep! Barkeep! We'll have 2 of your best space drinks! Bartender: That feature isn't implemented yet, you just have to imagine the unique combination of alcohols from different systems. George: Imagine it? What do you mean imagine it? Bartender: It's a great feature, it's going to be a wonderful minigame, the possibilities are endless with the amount of combinations of drinks you can make! Jerry: Sounds like you can't make any combinations. *Laugh Track* Bartender: Well this feature is one of a kind! Jerry: I think it's none-of-a-kind! *Loud laugh track* George: Well we can still enjoy the view, look how sleek everything is, we'll have some water. Jerry: *sighs* alright, let's go sit down. *George sits down, tries to lean back, falls over backwards* *Intense laugh track* *Seinfeld Music Plays as they cut to Kramer flying a ship he and Elaine stole accidentally before the commercial*
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doingitwrong posted:Ah gently caress, this is so good. 
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Ooops.... https://www.gobankingrates.com/making-money/business/biggest-crowdfunding-scams-failures/#16
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Either these dopes are married for their money, or not married at all. No rational man is going to lose his rational spouse yet have spent $27k on pictures of spaceships. At least I really loving hope so. Maybe there's some enterprising child out there who is no longer going to college though. That's a funny thought.
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Jun 28, 2018 16:08
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Scruffyhawk posted:"Recently I've been working on scrap piles" Probably just a code word for trying to recycle all the Wing Commander junk Ben bought with his crowdfunded money.
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Bofast posted:Probably just a code word for trying to recycle all the Wing Commander junk Ben bought with his crowdfunded money. He's working on Star Citizen. It's probably not a code word; it seems very literal.
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My favorite part is how in space you kind of hover 3 inches above your seat. Maybe this is what they interpreted "edge of your seat gameplay" to mean?
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Potato Salad posted:Who the gently caress techno-recluse who has never sat at a bar designed this? Pretty sure anyone who has ever been to any other kind of company which serves food, or seen almost any one movie or TV show ever made or even just played some old videogames should be able to design a better bar than this. Star Citizen - forever lowering the bar Bofast fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Jun 28, 2018 |
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Hahaha looks like the scaling issues are back. Love that his feet don't even touch the floor. Enjoy your complete ground-up rework as soon as Crobberts sees this, 600i owners!
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Paramemetic posted:My favorite part is how in space you kind of hover 3 inches above your seat. How else are you going to reach the procedurally generated food, which is also hovering 3 inches above the table?
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Tippis posted:…and who brings and still wears their enclosed helmet to a drinking establishment? Well it's either that a grain of sand got into one of the 424,242 articulating pieces of the helmet and jammed it or that this project is a scam.
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Paramemetic posted:My favorite part is how in space you kind of hover 3 inches above your seat. I like the physical distance between the seat and the bar.
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Sarsapariller posted:Hahaha looks like the scaling issues are back. Love that his feet don't even touch the floor. Could be a design consideration--"any area with a seat animation needs a minimum of one person width to avoid clipping through objects" or whatever.
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8ugjh7/does_anyone_else_feel_like_theyve_been_brought/ This is pathological. This is a mental illness. It's nothing more than rote recitation of the articles of faith because what they see in front of them doesn't fit what they believe. They might as well just set aside an hour a week for the litany so that they can at least pretend to live normal lives the rest of the time.
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Scruffpuff posted:This is pathological. This is a mental illness. It's nothing more than rote recitation of the articles of faith because what they see in front of them doesn't fit what they believe. They might as well just set aside an hour a week for the litany so that they can at least pretend to live normal lives the rest of the time. I mean, alternatively the poster could be a giant space monster who's favorite food actually is planets and moons.
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8ugjh7/does_anyone_else_feel_like_theyve_been_brought/ Lucy isn't going to pull the football away this time. I just know it!
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big nipples big life posted:Lucy isn't going to pull the football away this time. I just know it! Pretty much, except Charlie Backer is paying for the privilege of trying to kick the football.
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We're going to have an entire planet in our space game!
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Viscous Soda posted:Charlie Backer I love this, it's so perfectly descriptive and succinct.
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Viscous Soda posted:Pretty much, except Charlie Backer is paying for the privilege of trying to kick the football. And the ball is just a giant dogshit.
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Hav posted:I like the physical distance between the seat and the bar. I also like the part where the seat is like a giant piece of furniture built into the floor on a panel that is 6x6 feet because instead of a normal piece of furniture with such as 4 legs, they need to have this ridiculous thing. God there's just so much right about it.
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