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morestuff posted:Devil is basically a mid-tier episode of the Forest Whitaker Twilight Zone revival but I like mid-tier episodes of the Forest Whitaker Twilight Zone revival so ymmv Yeah same.
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Yodzilla posted:Does After Earth actually go somewhere interesting? I turned it off after an hour because I was bored to tears and I can't stand looking at Jaden Smith. That's still a half hour longer than Avatar lasted though, what a dogshit film that is. Not really. The son has to fight one of those aliens at the end, his greatest fear. But he defeats it and he ends up sending a distress signal (or whatever needed to happen). Happy ending. No twists, no turns, very predictable.
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Yodzilla posted:Does After Earth actually go somewhere interesting? I turned it off after an hour because I was bored to tears and I can't stand looking at Jaden Smith. That's still a half hour longer than Avatar lasted though, what a dogshit film that is. There is a whole theory that the movie is meant to be an allegory for (and secretly promoting) Scientology. Will and Jada have both apparently become members, and although they deny it publicly, they also defend it, and have given a lot of money to the organization.
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Have RLM done a Best of the Worst on Demon Cop? No Cameron Mitchell trash fire must escape.
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Jack Skellington enters the age of digital spoopiness.
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MacheteZombie posted:"Welcome to the abusement park" is gold "He'll read your last rites" ain't bad either
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MacheteZombie posted:"Welcome to the abusement park" is gold Sounds more like a cold.
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The sad thing about Avatar and After Earth is that those are Shyamalan at his most hands-off, when he's basically doing big studio work to try and get out of movie jail after several high-profile flops and burning his bridges with several studios, but those are undoubtedly considered his worst movies and held up as examples of how terrible he is. I'm glad the dude apparently went through whatever his problem was and is back to making smaller schlock because he's way better at it.
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Considering the Little White Cuck Ball is prominently featured I'm calling bull. Also it has Finn on it, but that might have more to do with it not being a Chinese poster than anything else.
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Thanks for reminding me to go pledge another $10,000 to this remake. I can't believe they're almost at $400 million of actual, real money that people will definitely give them! This poo poo is going to be amazing!
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I know it's supposed to be mocking the idea, but it makes a very strong case in favor of a fan remake
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What's the thing to the right of Bigger Luke's head?
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MacheteZombie posted:"Welcome to the abusement park" is gold Yeah, that entire poster is loving aces, actually. Whatever the movie is, it's not gonna live up to what I imagine it to be from that one-sheet.
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Pretty good, but to make it accurate to the desires of the dude(s) wanting a remake, Finn should be smaller and more subservient. Also the lips gotta be funny davidspackage fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Jul 3, 2018 |
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RBA Starblade posted:What's the thing to the right of Bigger Luke's head? Kylo Ren by way of Super Shredder  EDIT: Wait, you mean my right
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Kylo Ren by way of Super Shredder It’s Yoda in a mech suit from The Matrix Revolutions.
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Gynocentric Regime posted:It’s Yoda in a mech suit from The Matrix Revolutions. Amazing.
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This poster is the only kind of Star Wars discussion that should be allowed. Condense the endless words words words into evocative imagery.
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Bar Crow posted:This poster is the only kind of Star Wars discussion that should be allowed. Condense the endless words words words into evocative imagery.  (Source: some guy's Deviant Art page.)
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I just heard they're doing a Terminator 6 with Arnie and Linda Hamilton. With Cameron's supervison. It's going to ignore all the sequels past T2. And then this popped up: quote:A writers room with David S. Goyer, Charles H. Eglee, and Josh Friedman was established to create the story of the trilogy under the supervision of Cameron and Miller  Terminator Genisys posted:On September 5, 2014, Paramount announced that Terminator Genisys would be the first film in a new standalone trilogy, with two sequels scheduled for release on May 19, 2017 and June 29, 2018 Terminator Salvation posted:While Terminator Salvation was initially intended to begin a new trilogy, production of a fifth film was halted by legal trouble, as well as The Halcyon Company filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection And T3 was also meant to be the start of a trilogy, that got reworked as Salvation. It says a lot when over 50% of your franchise is failed trilogies, and aborted reboots. The only acceptable Terminator trilogy, is of course, T1, T2, and T2-3D. 
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I was wondering when they'd finally make a Tongue of the Fatman movie.. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_of_the_Fatman#/media/File%3ATongue_of_the_Fatman_North_American_Box_art.jpg
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Pesky Splinter posted:I just heard they're doing a Terminator 6 with Arnie and Linda Hamilton. With Cameron's supervison. There's like a half dozen surprisingly good episodes in the second season of The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
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Some good pairings currently hanging up at the Egyptian Theater in Los Angeles.  
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Guy Goodbody posted:There's like a half dozen surprisingly good episodes in the second season of The Sarah Connor Chronicles. The premise of the series never really interested me.  It's just one of those franchises I've never cared enough about after the first two films, because they just work so well. The first film is a great horror film - second is a semi-remake but with a bigger budget and expands on the characters from the first. And they're drat good films. What's frustrating about the other sequels is the constant undoing of T2's resolution to make them work. T3's like "Oh, you only delayed Judgement day", and is pretty tedious overall. Salvation at least attempted something different, although the future war looked boring as gently caress, and you can tell there was a dozen or so rewrites to try to end it. Including the one with the twist so loving dumb they actually put that in the next movie. And Genysis was absolute trash on so many levels. ruddiger posted:Some good pairings currently hanging up at the Egyptian Theater in Los Angeles.
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Pesky Splinter posted:The premise of the series never really interested me. Oh yeah, it's was mostly garbage. The entire first season is complete trash. And a good amount of the second season. Bu there was a good chunk of the second season where they started dealing with the logistics of multiple people from different points in the future trying to change their past by altering the past's future, but if the Terminator is non-deterministic then each person from the future who goes to the past changes the future already, so the futures experienced by the people who went back before hand might not exist anymore, so their future knowledge may be completely useless. And it looked like the third season was going to deal with the idea that humans would've won anyway even if John Connor had died, which is a pretty great idea and it's a shame it didn't happen.
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Man, that Funland poster is rad as gently caress. I don't know if I want to watch the actual movie after that, but I'm all for what the poster promises. Edit: This a synopsis for it so maybe I do want to see it?! quote:A wax-museum Humphrey Bogart (Robert Sacchi) and a pizza-parlor clown (David L. Lander) help a fun-park owner (William Windom) pressured by mobsters.
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I really wish Salvation had gone with the original "Sam Worthington gets Christian Bale's face grafted onto him to pose as John Conner" ending. Like Salvation was not a good movie, but at least you could have set up a new status quo to mine new stories from at the end, rather than being so limp-dicked by the time credits rolled that the next movie went out of its way to retcon the entire franchise into oblivion.
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I did at least enjoy the T1 scene recreations in Genesis since I saw the original again the day before. They were pretty meticulous. Hamilton looks great for the new one. 
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Between this and Halloween, it's a good year for badass older women giving the business to movie monsters that gave them a hard time in classic movie series that we're ignoring all but the first two movies of.
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Waffleman_ posted:Between this and Halloween, it's a good year for badass older women giving the business to movie monsters that gave them a hard time in classic movie series that we're ignoring all but the first two movies of. Halloween is ignoring all but the first.
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