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weird Asian candy posted:Stop yourself. There are plenty of good cops...also plenty of poo poo heads...but still plenty of good cops. People that type acab online are 100% of the time middle class white people that don't participate in any sort of activism.
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weird Asian candy posted:Stop yourself. There are plenty of good cops...also plenty of poo poo heads...but still plenty of good cops. And "good cops" participate in the blue wall of silence and never report abuses by their colleagues.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:And "good cops" participate in the blue wall of silence and never report abuses by their colleagues. I don't really want to derail the thread with politics so this will be the last thing I say on it but it's dangerous to make sweeping general statements assuming they are absolutes because "always" and "never" aren't really things in the real world.
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Abuses by colleagues are reported by police officers all the time, so I guess there are okay cops. Should happen a lot more obviously, and I'm gonna go for the cops anyways. The first incident is maybe a little unclear regarding why the cops picked up Bennett in particular, but living in Las Vegas myself I absolutely believe they slammed him against the wall and put their knee way too hard on his back. The whole thing with the Super Bowl and those charges looks even worse; to me, it also seems like totally fabricated charges. Nothing about it makes sense and it was probably an abortive attempt to get the local sheriff reelected by pleasing their racist citizenry
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Well, an interesting surge in anti-cop voting but it wasn't quite enough! Santa Clara DA Kevin Smith Wins, 29-25. Next up: Jeff Triplette vs. Chris Collinsworth! Jeff Triplette Jeff Triplette is a retired American football official in the National Football League (NFL) from the 1996 season through the 2017 season. He wore uniform number 42.  seiferguy posted:I want to nominate Jeff Triplette, NFL ref. Not for one thing in particular but the fucker retired, and I think he was one of the worst refs of all time. It would be a shame he left without a chance to be a douche. OK but so we have to specifically look at this year, since this is a DotY nomination: seiferguy posted:Here's arguably his worst calls: Every ref misses a few calls, but it seems Triplette has a poor reputation. Chris Collinsworth Anthony Cris Collinsworth (born January 27, 1959) is a former professional American football player who was a wide receiver in the National Football League (NFL) for eight seasons, all with the Cincinnati Bengals, during the 1980s. He played college football for the University of Florida, and was recognized as an All-American. He is currently a television sportscaster for NBC, Showtime, and the NFL Network and winner of 15 Sports Emmy Awards. He is also the owner of Pro Football Focus, a sports statistic monitoring service.  Cris admiring the photo of Tom Brady he uses as his phone background, probably bobjr posted:It's just throwing names in now but I'd nominate Cris Collinsworth for really making it seem like he was biased while announcing the Super Bowl. https://www.oregonlive.com/nfl/index.ssf/2018/02/everyone_hates_cris_collinswor.html quote:Collinsworth had a tough time on the call from start to finish. In the first half, he chided the decision by Philadelphia Eagles head coach Doug Pederson to go for a score on a 4th-and-goal from the 1 yard line with the Eagles leading 15-12 and under a minute to go in the half. The Eagles converted for a score and went to the locker room leading by 10 points. Every announcer misses a few calls, it it seems Collinsworth has a poor reputation.
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Collinsworth, the salt spewing from him during that game was loving awful. I'm sure there were plenty of other games where he made lovely calls too but that was extra noticeable.
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Chris Collinsworth because Triplette's nomination sounded more like a lifetime douche achievement award nomination than one for Douchebag of the Year.
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*Zach Ertz makes a catch at the five yard line, runs upfield and breaks the plane with possession of the football* "Ooh, ahh, yeah, gee, I just don't know there Al, ooh, yeesh, wow..." Eat poo poo in hell forever, Cris Collinsworth.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Chris Collinsworth because Triplette's nomination sounded more like a lifetime douche achievement award nomination than one for Douchebag of the Year.
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very stable genius posted:gently caress chris collinsworth
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Collinsworth because unlike Triplette, we have to endure at least another season of Sunday night games in which Collinsworth repeats his miserable performance from the Super Bowl by highlighting his Patriot or Steeler of the week on every play regardless of merit. At any rate, the refs actually got it right in the Super Bowl, unlike Cris.
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I might be alone in liking Collinsworth generally but he was so goddamn whiney in the Super Bowl and deserves to move on. Triplette just kind of sucks at his job, and that isn't inherently douchey.
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gently caress Anthony Cris Collinsworth and his patriot loving rear end.
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Chris Collinsworth by a country mile. I used to not mind him but he has gotten Joe Buck levels of awful in recent years.
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Chris Collingsworth I absolutely hate that raspy gently caress. He used to be okay but he's gotten extremely repetitive with his commentary and he misses things that are beyond obvious. A lot of the announcers do it but he's always officiating from the announcer's box in a way that I find irritating because what he thinks doesn't matter at all. His commentary in the Super Bowl was amazingly bad, honestly I was shocked they chose him for that and not Tony Romo. I wasn't happy with those Triplette calls but he's gotten more right than he has wrong and at the end of the day if you blew the whistle early then you kind of have to stand by it, just like if you didn't blow it at all. Still an absolutely horrible forward progress call
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Chris Collinsworth, that Superbowl announcing was so bad. Obviously biased and wrong - sad!!
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I wish we could utilize Collinsworth's shittiness from earlier years but even within the voting's timeline he's pretty terrible.
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It's a pleasure to vote Cris Collinsworth
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In a unanimous decision, Cris Collinsworth wins, crushing Jeff Triplette 42-0. Next up we have That one dude from the goon fish bowl who took almost all 12 allotted hours to make the first of two back-to-back picks, then got a new clock for his second pick and timed out. vs. Jason Whitlock OK so bear with me here. That one dude from the goon fish bowl who took almost all 12 allotted hours to make the first of two back-to-back picks, then got a new clock for his second pick and timed out.  That one dude Drunk Nerds posted:I'd like to nominate That one dude from the goon fish bowl who took almost all 12 allotted hours to make the first of two back-to-back picks, then got a new clock for his second pick and timed out. Last year, our own forums nerd and professional comedy writer Drunk Nerds ran a fantasy football league modeled after the Scott Fish Bowl. This format involves pooling something like 48 players together into one giant league. There was a "slow draft" style snake draft. Sometimes people took all their allotted time to draft, and one person kind of stopped bothering and timed out multiple times, which sucks. But one specific player did as described above: despite having two picks in a row, they took their entire clock, made their pick manually (that is, actually made a pick rather than autodrafting), and then didn't bother to make their next pick so the entire full time of the next pick went through until they timed out and autodrafted. Douchebaggy! Jason Whitlock Jason Whitlock (born April 27, 1967) is a sports journalist. He co-hosts the daily sports TV show Speak For Yourself alongside Colin Cowherd on Fox Sports 1. Whitlock is a former sportswriter for ESPN and a former columnist at the Kansas City Star, AOL Sports and Foxsports.com, as well as a radio personality for WHB and KCSP sports stations in the Kansas City area.  douchebaggy smile, douchebaggy hat, douchebaggy man Perennially a nominee for this contest, Whitlock is the token non-woke black guy of NFL punditry. His lovely takes help white people with the same lovely opinions claim that their bullshit can't be racist, because look, a black person shares them. Most prominently in the last couple years is Whitlock's asinine opinions about Colin Kaepernick, as presented admirably by GobiasIndustries: GobiasIndustries posted:I nominate Jason Whitlock for poo poo like this: Who is worse? I have no idea how this matchup could possibly turn out! It's suspenseful!
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I think I made a very compelling case for Jason Whitlock with my initial nomination. The only reason I didn't nominate him for the HoF is I felt like that category was already 100% decided. gently caress Jason and gently caress his lovely stupid awful opinions.
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I have no idea who he is but that one dude seems to have done something that sounds funny, douchey, and distinctive and I’d rather not think about Jason Whitlock ever again.
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that one dude, as whitlock is a broken record who does what he does for money rather than pure malice like that one dude
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Jason Whitlock because jesus loving christ how can you be that blinded by stupidity
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Jason Whitlock and really anyone who chases right wing dipshit money.
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Jason Whitlock because holy poo poo he is an enormous douche.
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Jason Whitlock is a regular in this tournament for good reason.
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Darth Brooks posted:We should swap out Drunk Nerds for being a part of Football Absurdity. Alas Drunk Nerds smartly pulled off this recent douchebaggery after the nomination window closed. My vote is for Whitlock for continually making GBS threads on Kaepernick.
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Whitlock sucks. I don’t care about some dumb goony goon.
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Jason Whitlock is worse than an Uncle Tom. He actively works against black people's interests for a paycheck by the powers that be. He is a demagogue trying to add a sense of legitimacy to every entitled racist that watches football.
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Whitlock for sure. Massive douche that just can't stop douching his douche all over the place.
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