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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

drat, Maru has gotten very fat.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Chair In A Basket
Aug 6, 2005

I'm basically Jesus.

Nap Ghost
I am currently enjoying the sweet music of 5 raccoons sitting in my backyard fighting over a tipped over compost container. gently caress these 20 pound vermin.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
***RACCOON ALERT***
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2018/06/12/st-paul-mpr-raccoon-may-climb-down-on-its-own-expert-said

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Chair In A Basket posted:

I am currently enjoying the sweet music of 5 raccoons sitting in my backyard fighting over a tipped over compost container. gently caress these 20 pound vermin.

Real talk, a raccoon fight in the trees outside your bedroom window as a kid sounds like the goddamn apocalypse.

I thought for sure a demon was about to bust through the window and eat my face.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

:siren: SPIDER RACCOON UPDATE :siren:

https://twitter.com/timnelson_mpr/status/1006805559285354496

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


https://people.com/pets/mpr-raccoon...=peoplemagazine

SHE IS SAVED

PicklePants
May 8, 2007
Woo!


I caught this guy and the rest of his family in my back yard, sadly, I had to go run upstairs and grab my phone. But, they were dancing around trying to catch a moth.

It was adorable, sadly, this is the only shot I could get.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/1010769992290144256

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k

Feral for one second before he sees the food

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/U2uiaac.mp4

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Why does that raccoon have a sex toy?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

We Know Catheters posted:

Why does that raccoon have a sex toy?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ronquiogue/is-this-a-sex-toy-or-a-dog-toy-26p7m?utm_term=.grJYxlPwN#.eh31La5rk

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://m.imgur.com/r/gifs/7taz5Xt

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

lmao what the gently caress is it doing

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Having a good time

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

goose willis posted:

lmao what the gently caress is it doing

Crossfit.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




https://twitter.com/MeanAnimals/status/1015336332766433285

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
Impossible! The dog knows judo!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Por qué no los dos?


cash crab posted:

Having a good time
I'd never leave the house if I could do that

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
post more raccoons pls tia

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

You didn't say how cute the raccoon should be so I found a real cute one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMyP8lW3mWY

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
The new Die Hard is looking good.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Raccoon-Stuck-House-Fire-New-Jersey-488124791.html

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/rYWhpQL.mp4

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlP7iy0hqgo/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1wv8updn8fi33

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Rexxed posted:

You didn't say how cute the raccoon should be so I found a real cute one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMyP8lW3mWY

I was wondering how Mrs. Rogers was getting along.

Blessed be she I guess!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1017599793403609089

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
Russians love their drat raccoons

It says, “I am my own plate”

https://instagram.com/p/BkuUYyYhWFx/

#енотик is an easy way to find adorable

E: omfg mini tiny wash bears washing to get toys :swoon:

https://instagram.com/p/Bj9f7sInhLL/

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 02:15 on Jul 17, 2018

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is it still ok to raccoon? :ohdear:

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Mover
Jun 30, 2008


https://i.imgur.com/jWRI93O.gifv

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

D'awww. He's gots a teddy bear.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Thin Privilege posted:

Russians love their drat raccoons

It says, “I am my own plate”

https://instagram.com/p/BkuUYyYhWFx/

#енотик is an easy way to find adorable

E: omfg mini tiny wash bears washing to get toys :swoon:

https://instagram.com/p/Bj9f7sInhLL/

I wonder if that’s the same lady who walked in on her raccoon washing her iPhone

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