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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lmao

quote:

Last week, officials at Mid Continent took pains to praise Trump as they ran a full-page ad in the local newspaper, warning Trump in an open letter that 500 jobs here are in jeopardy and urged him to save the company.

“More than any president in our time, you have shown compassion for U.S. manufacturing workers,” the letter began. “It is in your power to keep our plants running and save our jobs.”

While the company has requested exclusions from the tariff, the Department of Commerce has a backlog of more than 20,000 requests. So far, it has issued 42 exclusions.

As Mid Continent pleads for relief, local officials in Poplar Bluff have been conspicuously silent about the fate of hundreds of assembly line workers. The mayor, the city manager and city council members did not respond to phone calls or emails about the potential closure of the town’s second largest employer.

quote:

Asked whether she would rethink her support for Trump if she lost her job at the nail plant, Brogdon said probably not. The tariffs ultimately would be good for the nation — even if it left her unemployed.

“Overall, he’s done good,” she said. “I’m not going to be selfish just because of me.”

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Uncle Wemus posted:

im absolutely amazed that rural america went all in for the sleaziest big city new york con man ever

it's not a huge step from giving all their money to tv preachers to this

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
“socialism is bad ‘cuz it hurts the job creators, but I ain’t mind if I lose my job from taxes cuz I ain’t selfish” - a literal voter in 2018

Meldonox
Jan 13, 2006

Hey, are you listening to a word I'm saying?

quote:

Munch-N-Pump
Nice.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Aren't a whole bunch of these the 'moderate, suburban Republicans' that Hillary Clinton banked her entire campaign on winning over?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Aren't a whole bunch of these the 'moderate, suburban Republicans' that Hillary Clinton banked her entire campaign on winning over?

No, tbh. She meant college educated, still basically doing okay suburbanites.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ikanreed posted:

No, tbh. She meant college educated, still basically doing okay suburbanites.

Yeah, fair enough.

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc

Uncle Wemus posted:

im absolutely amazed that rural america went all in for the sleaziest big city new york con man ever
it's high comedy that after 8 years of complaining that Obama was an effete, celebrity-obsessed, elitist narcissist that Republicans elected the guy that cranked all those traits up to 11

it's also funny that the Democrats were so bad at messaging, making a vision, crafting a platform, and campaigning that they let a guy with gold-plated toilets--and who bilked every blue-collar contractor he came across--occupy the rhetorical position of man of the people

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

etalian posted:

Also evangelicals despite Trump's general history of hedonism.

protip: evangelicals are more concerned with subjugating and excluding blacks than anything else

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/05/religious-right-real-origins-107133

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

etalian posted:

Also evangelicals despite Trump's general history of hedonism.

Cruz was their first choice tbf, a lot of the states that went for Cruz in the primary were Evangelical heartlands

Of course, they fell in line with trump come November

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Imagine if these people could show the same kind of loyalty to someone who even partially deserved it instead of the selfish spoiled cheeto man who is surely going to ruin their lives.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Dreddout posted:

Cruz was their first choice tbf, a lot of the states that went for Cruz in the primary were Evangelical heartlands

Of course, they fell in line with trump come November

pence had a lot to do with that one since him being one heartbeat away is the closest they've ever come to having a true believer as president

hillary picking a centrist just like her as a running mate was mistake instead of a progressive to broaden her base was mistake #42069 of her campaign

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Knight posted:

Imagine if these people could show the same kind of loyalty to someone who even partially deserved it instead of the selfish spoiled cheeto man who is surely going to ruin their lives.

Regrettabbly that crosses wires with the "Hate all Others" that somehow never got addressed in their church's sermons about opening their doors to the strangers, which is one of those central tenants in Christianity.

Yeah, I dunno either, and I grew up going to church. The Catholics are far and away the least bad at it.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

The Dipshit posted:

Regrettabbly that crosses wires with the "Hate all Others" that somehow never got addressed in their church's sermons about opening their doors to the strangers, which is one of those central tenants in Christianity.

Yeah, I dunno either, and I grew up going to church. The Catholics are far and away the least bad at it.

My theory is Catholics have an outlet for their authoritarian tendencies

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Knight posted:

Imagine if these people could show the same kind of loyalty to someone who even partially deserved it instead of the selfish spoiled cheeto man who is surely going to ruin their lives.

He does deserve it. They are fine with being broke and unemployed as long as black people and Mexicans get hurt worse than them, Trump is giving them what they want although I'm sure they'd prefer Huey Long.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ikanreed posted:

My theory is Catholics have an outlet for their authoritarian tendencies

Yeah, I figured something like that. And an existing hierarchy means some semblance of stability as they have someone to (actually) answer to.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



catholics are fine except for that whole international sexual predator coverup thing

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Shear Modulus posted:

catholics are fine except for that whole international sexual predator coverup thing

You made me realize there are conservatives who think that's fake but pizzagate is real

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


ikanreed posted:

You made me realize there are conservatives who think that's fake but pizzagate is real

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of thing.

AngryBooch
Sep 26, 2009
https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1015275528767537153

Honestly, I'm ok with this guy getting deported.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Shear Modulus posted:

catholics are fine except for that whole international sexual predator coverup thing

I still think Pope John Paul II's real "modern miracle" was making all those child abuse charges disappear

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
edited out family drama

D1Sergo has issued a correction as of 23:07 on Jul 19, 2018

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Filthy Hans posted:

I still think Pope John Paul II's real "modern miracle" was making all those child abuse charges disappear

it's one of the fascinating things about that whole shitshow

by the numbers the catholic church was no worse than any other job with easy access to children re: pedophilia. but in other religious denominations there was no grand hierarchy to keep it quiet. the catholic church had enough size and clout to successfully Sandusky the problem away, and kept doing it for long enough there were priests who specialized in it.

hooray for institutional rear end-covering

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Shear Modulus posted:

catholics are fine except for that whole international sexual predator coverup thing

And supporting fascist regimes, and stealing and murdering "unwanted" babies, and opposing gay rights and contraceptives, and, and....

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
the catholic church is terrible on every issue related to sexuality, from child molestation to LGBT issues to birth control and abortion. its exactly what you'd expect from a group run entirely by old men who never get laid

ofc there are tons of evangelical schools that do poo poo like discipline rape victims when they report (for allowing themselves to be alone with a man) and then forgive the rapist if he prays and repents. not to mention being a successful sports coach is apparently a free pass to molest your athletes

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

the catholic church is terrible on every issue related to sexuality, from child molestation to LGBT issues to birth control and abortion. its exactly what you'd expect from a group run entirely by old men who never get laid

ofc there are tons of evangelical schools that do poo poo like discipline rape victims when they report (for allowing themselves to be alone with a man) and then forgive the rapist if he prays and repents. not to mention being a successful sports coach is apparently a free pass to molest your athletes

it wasnt even that it was that being an assistant to a successful sports coach gives you a free pass to invite small children to the school for the explicit purpose of molesting them

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

ofc there are tons of evangelical schools that do poo poo like discipline rape victims when they report (for allowing themselves to be alone with a man) and then forgive the rapist if he prays and repents.

actually, instead of writing this lets pretend i just linked this story and embedded this tweet:

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1015093680691122176

Shear Modulus posted:

it wasnt even that it was that being an assistant to a successful sports coach gives you a free pass to invite small children to the school for the explicit purpose of molesting them

sorry, i must've been thinking of team doctor

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

AngryBooch posted:

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1015275528767537153

Honestly, I'm ok with this guy getting deported.

Leopards, vote, face eating party, MY FACE, etc.

Doesn't stop being wonderful schadenfreude though.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

AngryBooch posted:

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1015275528767537153

Honestly, I'm ok with this guy getting deported.

quote:

He said he supports the Republican agenda on fiscal and social issues and that he still supports Trump.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

quote:

Inside the detention facility, he’s been counseling and supporting other detainees with a message of hope and love, he said. Since he began attending a daily Bible study group in the facility, its numbers have grown to around 25 from about 10, he said.

"youre all criminals and you deserve to be deported. but not me of course"

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

actually, instead of writing this lets pretend i just linked this story and embedded this tweet:

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1015093680691122176


sorry, i must've been thinking of team doctor

true detective is real life

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Gringostar posted:

true detective is real life

we're even ruled by a piss-yellow king

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

TotalLossBrain posted:

Choice quotes:

Munch and pump.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

What's up with Trump supporter self-flagellation?

Like the tariffs leading people getting laid off in midwest due to more expensive metal prices but they brag about how they are willing to sacrifice for patriotism

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

etalian posted:

What's up with Trump supporter self-flagellation?

Like the tariffs leading people getting laid off in midwest due to more expensive metal prices but they brag about how they are willing to sacrifice for patriotism

They're very very dumb.

You don't have to overthink it, we're a nation full of idiots.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

etalian posted:

What's up with Trump supporter self-flagellation?

Like the tariffs leading people getting laid off in midwest due to more expensive metal prices but they brag about how they are willing to sacrifice for patriotism

Should also not forget the old media trick of reporting on 3, or 4 people and pretending that this speaks for everybody laid off.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
If throwing all the *racist to the nth level slurs* out of are country means losing my job then it's worth it. :911:

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


etalian posted:

What's up with Trump supporter self-flagellation?

Like the tariffs leading people getting laid off in midwest due to more expensive metal prices but they brag about how they are willing to sacrifice for patriotism
If they admit that Trump is loving them over and ruining America it would mean admitting that they, personally, got conned and made horrible stupid decisions. Whether consciously or unconsciously it's easier for them to admit that it "has to be" for the greater good or whatever so they can salvage their self-image even as the president pisses into their face.

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Asimo posted:

If they admit that Trump is loving them over and ruining America it would mean admitting that they, personally, got conned and made horrible stupid decisions. Whether consciously or unconsciously it's easier for them to admit that it "has to be" for the greater good or whatever so they can salvage their self-image even as the president pisses into their face.
It's totally this and it's hilarious.

Related hot take: We're so used to the idea that having bad and wrong opinions online is the worst thing ever that it's all leaking into meatspace.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
there's also how they only interview the white employees and even then only the most deranged subjects are chosen.

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