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Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

contains neither literature nor clubs, 0/10 blatant false advertising

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The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Sakurazuka posted:

Obviously big Resident Evil fans



Honestly I prefer Silent Hill's content warning

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

FoolyCharged posted:

It's like a sign saying dont walk into this cave during rainy season. You can tell people not to use your product when it would be harmful to them all you want, but if you let everyone in eventually an idiot will ignore that warning and trap a soccer team in there.

Any visual novels about a soccer team trapped in a cave appear on Steam yet?

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

The MSJ posted:

Any visual novels about a soccer team trapped in a cave appear on Steam yet?

yeah gimme a minute

just one question: dickgirls y/n?

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

The Sun often thinks of the children, which is why they keep publishing articles about how they want to gently caress underage actresses, and why their porn page archive was, briefly, after a change in legislation, probably the most publicly accessible CP repository in the world.

is this real

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Digirat posted:

is this real

Welcome to England.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Digirat posted:

is this real

Yes, the Sun regularly publishes articles about how underage actresses are "all grown up" now, and it used to run a titty page for a long time, and they were... shall we say... lax about their record keeping as to the ages of the models involved until the laws were tightened to force them to change that.

So yes basically welcome to England, basically Japan as far as child molestation goes except we don't do it in videogame form.

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.
In classic Terrible Awful Games Thread news, Winter Voices 2 is being kickstarted.

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007

OwlFancier posted:

Yes, the Sun regularly publishes articles about how underage actresses are "all grown up" now, and it used to run a titty page for a long time, and they were... shall we say... lax about their record keeping as to the ages of the models involved until the laws were tightened to force them to change that.

So yes basically welcome to England, basically Japan as far as child molestation goes except we don't do it in videogame form.

Also more politicians involved. Somehow.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Gulping Again posted:

Also more politicians involved. Somehow.

Hell, possibly royalty.

Also apparently a radioactive college professor.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

OwlFancier posted:

Yes, the Sun regularly publishes articles about how underage actresses are "all grown up" now, and it used to run a titty page for a long time, and they were... shall we say... lax about their record keeping as to the ages of the models involved until the laws were tightened to force them to change that.

So yes basically welcome to England, basically Japan as far as child molestation goes except we don't do it in videogame form.

You don't need documentation if they're over 2000 years old.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

dregan posted:

In classic Terrible Awful Games Thread news, Winter Voices 2 is being kickstarted.

I wasn't around for the first one, can you fill me in on this?

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Discendo Vox posted:

I wasn't around for the first one, can you fill me in on this?

Winter Voices 1 is an intensely indie strategy rpg about a woman dealing with the loss of her father and other traumas by literally fighting the emotions/memories. Her skills are based on methods to handle grief - repression, perseverance, etc.

It's got a beautiful soundtrack and opaque yet gorgeous language...and it's clunky.

There is a great LP of it on the lparchive and another one in the subforum, and I really hope the KS funds, if only because Winter Voices is so much a work of art.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Yeah that sounds awful alright, though I don't really enjoy affectedly artsy games.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Welcome to England.

OwlFancier posted:

Yes, the Sun regularly publishes articles about how underage actresses are "all grown up" now, and it used to run a titty page for a long time, and they were... shall we say... lax about their record keeping as to the ages of the models involved until the laws were tightened to force them to change that.

So yes basically welcome to England, basically Japan as far as child molestation goes except we don't do it in videogame form.

yall are supposed to be better than us

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
I think we disproved that in 1776. :911:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Digirat posted:

yall are supposed to be better than us

We are, thank you very much, we've been doing institutionalized child molestation since before your nation was even founded :colbert:

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
Practice does make perfect, I guess.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/MangaGamer/status/1015656279400804353?s=19

Oh, Mangagamer

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Hot

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


I wonder how much you get paid for recording a cd of sex lines

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Ainsley McTree posted:

I wonder how much you get paid for recording a cd of sex lines

Not enough

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
It's actually just the Japanese VA's reading history texts "sexily."

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'd pay good money to have some cute voiced Japanese actress read some of Joyce's filthier stuff.

edit: though I bet if I looked around on the internet enough I wouldn't have to pay for it

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'd pay good money to have some cute voiced Japanese actress read some of Joyce's filthier stuff.

edit: though I bet if I looked around on the internet enough I wouldn't have to pay for it

I'd be surprised if this doesn't exist for Gravity's Rainbow.

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/771190/XZ_XL/

27 supported languages!

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007


"Sexy Zombies" is an idea I've never been able to even begin to get my head around.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Why's one of those only $200



Why is it discounted


What did they do

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

FirstAidKite posted:

Why's one of those only $200



Why is it discounted


What did they do

Presumably more popular characters cost more and vice versa, I feel like that's how it goes with most merch.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Kanfy posted:

Presumably more popular characters cost more and vice versa, I feel like that's how it goes with most merch.

No, they just hosed it.

resistentialism posted:

"Sexy Zombies" is an idea I've never been able to even begin to get my head around.

For when you aren't sure if you're a necrophile but really wish you were.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

resistentialism posted:

"Sexy Zombies" is an idea I've never been able to even begin to get my head around.

OwlFancier posted:

For when you aren't sure if you're a necrophile but really wish you were.

There's a zombie apocalypse tabletop game, All Flesh Must Be Eaten. You can build your own characters, but the books also provide a selection of pre-built archetypes like Fireman, Preacher, Soccer Mom. One of them, in an official book, is Necrophiliac. Among his gear is a van, duct tape, and a zombie.

Psst, check out the FATAL & Friends thread for more horrible games where you're supposed to be sat around a table looking other people in the face while describing your atrocities.

Drakenel
Dec 2, 2008

The glow is a guide, my friend. Though it falls to you to avert catastrophe, you will never fight alone.

Dareon posted:

There's a zombie apocalypse tabletop game, All Flesh Must Be Eaten. You can build your own characters, but the books also provide a selection of pre-built archetypes like Fireman, Preacher, Soccer Mom. One of them, in an official book, is Necrophiliac. Among his gear is a van, duct tape, and a zombie.

Psst, check out the FATAL & Friends thread for more horrible games where you're supposed to be sat around a table looking other people in the face while describing your atrocities.

Aw hell. I used to think the core book of that was kind of neat. Good thing I didn't get any of the extra material it apparently had. Ugh.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Digirat posted:

yall are supposed to be better than us

Who told you that?

Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jul 8, 2018

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

Regarde Aduck posted:

Who told you that?

Y'all.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

does anyone actually own a body pillow or do people just have a ton of cases.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING

Synthbuttrange posted:

does anyone actually own a body pillow or do people just have a ton of cases.

We definitely have one in my bed, it's just not in a funky case. poo poo's handy as a buffer if you roll a lot in the night to keep you from going off the bed.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
yeah body pillows are great to lean against too, so you can sleep at an angle that isn't fully on your back or fully on your arm. though i do have a waifu cover as well

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
I got one in college because it doubled as an extra cushion/chair in a pinch and I couldn't overlook a 3 in 1 value

Thuryl
Mar 14, 2007

My postillion has been struck by lightning.
A friend of a friend has back problems and apparently they find a body pillow helpful for those. Or at least that's their story and they're sticking to it.

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Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
My mother has one to help her sleeping position. If I wanted to troll her, I'd buy her a Preston Garvey cover.

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