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Sagebrush posted:the "tributes" bit takes that one out of the realm of belief. there's no way anybody jizzes on their ipad and then methodically documents each time in their porn folder. i think la brea carpet's suggestion that this was written one-handed is correct. people definitely do that poo poo. look in the photo galleries of any big name tube porn site.
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Picayune posted:I had to go dig this one up again. what the hell
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found the hottest of takes in the comments:quote:The pics are clearly for TRADING to his friends for pics of THEiR fam members. Get over yourself op.
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Jul 7, 2018 17:03
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That story is fake as gently caress you idiots.
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Jul 7, 2018 17:03
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My [23F] BF [24M] of 5 years left me at a rest stop in the middle of nowherequote:Sorry for bad formatting: mobile. Rushed story because I have to get this up before BF returns home Literally dumped in the middle of nowhere and never came back to find me! I want to leave but he's really really sorry! What do, reddit?
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Jul 7, 2018 17:07
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Darkhold posted:Gifted my boyfriend [25M], an expensive graphics card thinking he would give me [22F] his existing one, instead plans on selling his I wonder what the hell she bought, even the current top of the link gfx card, a 1080ti, is around 750-900 USD. Still, if bf won't give you his old card just take the new one back and use it yourself. Sure, it's lovely to ask for a gift back, but it's even more lovely of him to not give her his old one. Also, funeral girlfriend is a fun story to dig up - but does anyone have a link to the gf who demands to have her rear end eaten every night so she can sleep?
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:My [23F] BF [24M] of 5 years left me at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere Okay, I am not excusing this guy, but the lady kinda set off my pet peeve. "I talked him into it, but I made sure he knew it was his decision!" Yeah or maybe you argued with him until he caved because it seemed easier? You admitted it took a ton of convincing, maybe consider it wasn't a yes from the heart but a yes from exhaustion. His everything after that was completely crap, though.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:That story is fake as gently caress you idiots. it is real and strong and greasy as hell ps: don't sign your posts  Dunning Krugerrand posted:My [23F] BF [24M] of 5 years left me at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere i think the buried lede (sp?) is that she doesn't think she could use her phone w/ him home to post. it should be pretty easy to slowly type something out over the course of an evening... unless your abusive partner insists on always reading your texts/screen Caganer fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Jul 8, 2018 |
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Jul 7, 2018 17:27
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Sagebrush posted:the "tributes" bit takes that one out of the realm of belief. there's no way anybody jizzes on their ipad and then methodically documents each time in their porn folder. i think la brea carpet's suggestion that this was written one-handed is correct. There's no bottom to how intricate and weird jerking off habits can get.
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Jul 7, 2018 17:34
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Midnight Voyager posted:
Yeah that whole "I had to convince him but it's totally his own decision!" is such a bullshit thing in a relationship. I've been 'talked' into things before and been a bitch the whole time because I didn't want to do it. Getting 'convinced' to drive for four hours when you hate driving and your family might be enough to trigger a dramatic dick move from someone who's been 'convinced' a lot of times before, because there's no way she doesn't pull this poo poo a lot over a five year long relationship.
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Jul 7, 2018 17:44
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Caganer posted:i think the buried lede (sp?) is that she doesn't think she could use her phone w/ him home to post.
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Jul 7, 2018 17:46
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:She wants it up before she gets home so she knows how she should act when he arrives, not because he's going to prevent her from posting. Him stranding her in the middle of nowhere is the abuse red flag. Not every lede is buried. Yes, that is abusive - thought that went w/o saying. There can be buried ledes in juicy stories, like when the NYT casually mentioned there’s ufo parts in a warehouse in Nevada after showing a video of a ufo
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Jul 7, 2018 17:54
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the guy selling his old card instead of giving it to his girlfriend is a douche, and that situation is a perfect test for douchiness
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another victim of the weirdo societal trend of "if you aren't literally obligated to do a thing, then doing or not doing that thing have the same ethical value and anyone who judges you for your choice is a monster you should sever from"
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Jul 7, 2018 18:56
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:another victim of the weirdo societal trend of "if you aren't literally obligated to do a thing, then doing or not doing that thing have the same ethical value and anyone who judges you for your choice is a monster you should sever from"
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Jul 7, 2018 19:24
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Darkhold posted:Who are you talking to? Most people are agreeing he's a dick. She's can also be considered a dumbass too in this situation. I was commenting, on the post above mine, and also referring to the comments on reddit, where the decision was defended by some and then generally, on this attitude, which I previously commented on as an extension of the corruption of the idea "not everyone can be a firefighter and that's okay" into "no non-overtly-negative action can ever be judged as worse or not as praiseworthy than another, more-positive action" this concludes the conceptual breakdown of my recent comments in this, the thread for commenting on things posted on the reddit subforum r/relationships
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Jul 7, 2018 19:35
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Who the gently caress buys a $1200 birthday present for someone they aren't married to
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Jul 7, 2018 19:36
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Sagebrush posted:Who the gently caress buys a $1200 birthday present for someone they aren't married to Someone rich or delusional.
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Jul 7, 2018 19:37
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She's 22 years old, too like that's fuckin, couples' weekend at a resort kind of money, and she spent it on a marginal improvement to video games Now that I think about it they should stay together. Why ruin two couples
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Jul 7, 2018 19:40
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Mr. Lobe posted:Someone rich or delusional. She said she wasn’t rich sooo. Really I can’t decide who is worse either. I’m leaning towards the guy but drat she comes in a close second for being such a dumbass.
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Jul 7, 2018 19:44
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Sagebrush posted:Who the gently caress buys a $1200 birthday present for someone they aren't married to For my sister's first birthday after they started dating, my brother in law got her tiffany diamond earrings. Those run at about $1200
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Jul 7, 2018 19:59
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My Imaginary GF posted:For my sister's first birthday after they started dating, my brother in law got her tiffany diamond earrings. Those run at about $1200 Yeah but they are married now and he wasn’t expecting her hand me down jarred earrings 
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Jul 7, 2018 20:00
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:another victim of the weirdo societal trend of "if you aren't literally obligated to do a thing, then doing or not doing that thing have the same ethical value and anyone who judges you for your choice is a monster you should sever from"
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Jul 7, 2018 20:18
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Sagebrush posted:She's 22 years old, too they could have mined so many coins
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Jul 7, 2018 20:21
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Sagebrush posted:Who the gently caress buys a $1200 birthday present for someone they aren't married to I'm married and don't even spend that much on a birthday present for my wife, nor does she for my birthday. That's "sit down and discuss it" money. And we know that they're not rich because otherwise she wouldn't give a gently caress about the hand-me-down card and she wouldn't have had to save up for it The buried lede in this story is that they're bad with money types and make the kinds of poor choices that BFC would lose its poo poo over
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Jul 7, 2018 20:30
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hawowanlawow posted:the guy selling his old card instead of giving it to his girlfriend is a douche, and that situation is a perfect test for douchiness That story had the added bonus of causing douches in this thread to reveal themselves.
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My Imaginary GF posted:For my sister's first birthday after they started dating, my brother in law got her tiffany diamond earrings. Those run at about $1200 that is also pretty ridiculous if they were in/just out of college and not independently wealthy but even then it's not quite the same. diamond earrings at least are something you can use for the rest of your life and also getting a girl diamond anythings is kind of a "i am entwined with you and want this to relationship to continue" signifier this is like, fuckin, i dunno, buying your new girlfriend a $1200 bottle of perfume or something.
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My husband [32M] wants to quit his job now that I make a decent living. I [29F] had to work even while studying[new] (self.relationships)quote:My husband is a simple guy who means well for the most part however he was spoiled rotten by his parents and had very much a centralized "me" mindset where everything revolved around him and how things benefited him.
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Sagebrush posted:that is also pretty ridiculous if they were in/just out of college and not independently wealthy but even then it's not quite the same. diamond earrings at least are something you can use for the rest of your life and also getting a girl diamond anythings is kind of a "i am entwined with you and want this to relationship to continue" signifier perfume is something you could ration out for a lifetime, 3 years from now the video card will be in a garbage dump somewhere
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Jul 7, 2018 21:11
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QuarkJets posted:perfume is something you could ration out for a lifetime, 3 years from now the video card will be in a garbage dump somewhere not really, iirc it goes bad/changes scent pretty fast?
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:not really, iirc it goes bad/changes scent pretty fast? oh my mistake
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Perfume is an odd one but there are a lot of luxury goods which stay good essentially forever. Gems are a gimme, but the same is true of, for example, high-quality riding gear or a wardrobe's worth of properly-sized cedar shoe inserts.
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Jul 7, 2018 21:15
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Anyone have that one where some lad is owned by his MIL when she throws all his Elk meat out of his freezer and any sympathy instantly evaporates when he says he weeps and prays over every deer he shoots
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Jul 7, 2018 21:21
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EmmyOk posted:Anyone have that one where some lad is owned by his MIL when she throws all his Elk meat out of his freezer and any sympathy instantly evaporates when he says he weeps and prays over every deer he shoots not me, that mom was still a turd
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Jul 7, 2018 21:23
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Pick posted:Perfume is an odd one but there are a lot of luxury goods which stay good essentially forever. Gems are a gimme, but the same is true of, for example, high-quality riding gear or a wardrobe's worth of properly-sized cedar shoe inserts. "high quality riding gear" - is that what sent Harry Reid to the hospital?
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Pick posted:not me, that mom was still a turd If you can shoot a deer and then eat it you can tell some oul bitch to go gently caress herself
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EmmyOk posted:If you can shoot a deer and then eat it you can some oul bitch to go gently caress herself oh yeah for sure. although when you shoot her and put her in the freezer you dont have to cry
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EmmyOk posted:If you can shoot a deer and then eat it you can tell some oul bitch to go gently caress herself IIRC I don't think his question was "how do I move past this and forgive her," it was "my wife is telling me not to come home because she wants time to kick her mom out of the house before I physically hurt her and I'm typing this because I'm mad" but maybe I just internalized how I thought the story should have gone
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Jul 7, 2018 21:28
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Yeah I'd give that bitch about five minutes then I'd call the cops. Small claims court for delicious meat seems reasonable.
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Scathach posted:Yeah I'd give that bitch about five minutes then I'd call the cops. Small claims court for delicious meat seems reasonable. 100%.
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