AusPol July - Due to penalty cuts and tax hikes all wit is suspended

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kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Australian National University (ANU) system

The ANUS, huh

# ? Jul 6, 2018 12:14

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bigis: Jun 21, 2006

To be fair the traffic around Scarborough is utterly hosed. Better roads and PT are needed before high density development.

# ? Jul 6, 2018 12:18

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

kirbysuperstar posted:

The ANUS, huh

And they've still got access

# ? Jul 6, 2018 12:35

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Beetphyxious posted:

And they've still got access

where do I even start with the yo momma jokes

# ? Jul 6, 2018 12:37

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

Now, I know I'm not the only one in here that works for a uni, and I'm sure it's not news to most that IF YOU WANT VICE CHANCELLOR'S TO ACTUALLY FUND CYBER SECURITY, YOU NEED TO STOP TAKING OUR FUNDING AWAY YOU LEG HUMPING NEOLIBERAL FUCKS.

# ? Jul 6, 2018 13:14

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

Don Dongington posted:

Now, I know I'm not the only one in here that works for a uni, and I'm sure it's not news to most that IF YOU WANT VICE CHANCELLOR'S TO ACTUALLY FUND CYBER SECURITY, YOU NEED TO STOP TAKING OUR FUNDING AWAY YOU LEG HUMPING NEOLIBERAL FUCKS.

We have a dedicated cyber security team :smuggo:

# ? Jul 6, 2018 13:47

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

We have a paranoid workaholic.

# ? Jul 6, 2018 13:49

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

We have a Tamagotchi dangling off the server and assign the most autistic students to keep it fed.

# ? Jul 6, 2018 14:11

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Ghost Leviathan posted:

We have a Tamagotchi dangling off the server and assign the most autistic students to keep it fed.

this is a euphemism right

# ? Jul 6, 2018 14:31

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Birdstrike posted:

this is a euphemism right

It guards the server from virus-type digimon I'm assured by anime advertisements

# ? Jul 6, 2018 15:35

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

G-Spot Run posted:

We have a paranoid workaholic.

Same.

They will be bringing in multi factor authentication soon at my place, I�m waiting for the tears

# ? Jul 7, 2018 01:46

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

We have a pretty big cyber security team, but they're dealing with 20 years of technical debt due to it being a 2 man team up until last year, who had no time for anything beyond firewall changes and ssl certificate updates (sometimes).

We had to sacrifice a lot of other functions we wanted to fund that, but it's not like you have a choice in 2018.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 02:10

Brown Paper Bag: Nov 3, 2012

Today must be opposite day or something

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-07/baptist-pastor-to-be-deported-for-harassing-mosque-worshippers/9953242

quote:

A self-styled Christian Baptist pastor from New Zealand accused of harassing worshippers at two Brisbane mosques earlier this week has had his visa cancelled and is facing deportation.

New Zealand national Logan Robertson, 31, and two others were charged on Friday after allegedly abusing community members at the Kuraby and Darra mosques on Wednesday and Thursday .

On Wednesday, they were accused of entering the Kuraby mosque and harassing worshippers inside, including teenage boys.

The following day, there were heated scenes outside the Darra mosque, when members from the Pillar Baptist Church confronted Islamic leaders.

The Immigration Department reviewed Mr Robertson's case and the Australian Border Force cancelled his visa overnight and placed him into detention.

Minister for Home Affairs and Immigration Peter Dutton said he was "disturbed" by the allegations.

"I'm completely against people being vilified because of their religious belief," he said.

"I want to make it very clear to people who come to our country, that our country obviously embraces free speech but we don't tolerate hate speech and we don't tolerate people who are going to harass those people going about their business at a place of worship."

Mr Dutton said Mr Robertson had been counselled about his behaviour prior to entering Australia.

"He was warned before he came into the country that he needed to abide by his conditions of the visa and that if he conducted himself outside of the conditions of the visa then he would be subject to cancellation," he said.

"It's unacceptable to anybody to act outside of the conditions of your visa particularly where people are given warnings or counselled before they come into our country," he said.

All three men were expected to face court next month on charges of public nuisance, entering a premises with intent and trespass.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 03:50

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Potato... Good?

# ? Jul 7, 2018 04:05

Hollandia: Jul 27, 2007; rattus rattus; Grimey Drawer

Even a broken potato is right occasionally.
Watch as it is later used as justification for something terrible.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 04:05

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

maybe ban milo this time after his call to kill journos and sending $14.88 paypals to jewish people

# ? Jul 7, 2018 04:53

BBJoey: Oct 31, 2012

kirbysuperstar posted:

The ANUS, huh

the system the ANU uses to manage enrolments, fees, records, transcripts etc. is called ISIS

they have bad luck with acronyms

# ? Jul 7, 2018 08:18

Brown Paper Bag: Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/tamsinroses/status/1015525213784510465

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:11

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/JMasanauskas/status/1015535176259022848?s=19

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:24

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/JMasanauskas/status/1015535176259022848?s=19

A take so hot it ignites the atmosphere.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:31

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/JMasanauskas/status/1015535176259022848?s=19

Can�t imagine why the herald suns immigration reporter would engage in whataboutism with regards to nazis

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:32

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

>"BUT WHAT ABOUT COMMUNISTS! THEY KILLED PEOPLE TOO" *proudly wearing nazi tattoos*

# ? Jul 7, 2018 11:51

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

https://twitter.com/JMasanauskas/status/1013235371092525056

Mental midget confirmed

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:01

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

NTRabbit posted:

https://twitter.com/JMasanauskas/status/1013235371092525056

Mental midget confirmed

Coles bags are free right now. This guy is even more of an idiot.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:07

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

NTRabbit posted:

https://twitter.com/JMasanauskas/status/1013235371092525056

Mental midget confirmed

We haven't had plastic shopping bags in SA for over 10 years... You'll get used to it. (just chuck a bunch of reusable bags in the boot of your car)

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:08

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

or pull the plastic bag over your head

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:22

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Zenithe posted:

Coles bags are free right now. This guy is even more of an idiot.

Ahahaha, what a spectacular self own.

# ? Jul 7, 2018 12:56

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

Man, wait 'till these passionate advocates for affordable services find out people forego medication because their antipsychotics come with a five dollar co-pay and they haven't eaten in three days

# ? Jul 7, 2018 13:27

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1015641602113589248

:australia:

# ? Jul 7, 2018 20:20

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

# ? Jul 7, 2018 23:11

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Anidav posted:

how much did you donate?

# ? Jul 7, 2018 23:45

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Zenithe posted:

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1015641602113589248

The town where my dad grew up

# ? Jul 7, 2018 23:51

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Birdstrike posted:

how much did you donate?

$14.89

# ? Jul 7, 2018 23:52

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

Anidav posted:

Heil 'Itler

# ? Jul 8, 2018 00:04

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

Hope to hear about Leyonhjelm's idiot fans throwing their money into the fire

# ? Jul 8, 2018 02:42

MysticalMachineGun: Apr 5, 2005

It really doesn't get more projection-y than "toxic ideology" huh?

# ? Jul 8, 2018 02:48

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Getting taken to the cleaners in court to own the libs.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 02:50

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Anyone else sort of feeling down about Fairfax? I'm a daily reader of the Brisbane Times and they used to be fairly hard hitting about local and national politics and if I recall they also hired a bunch of former Guardian Australia people but recently within the last few months I feel like their editorial has shifted to be extremely pro-Turnbull and I don't know if its because of them republishing Sydney Morning Herald pieces or not because I know they used to have there own Brisbane journalist opinion pieces that were quite fair and reasonable but recently I've noticed a lot of republished stuff from The Age and SMH that is quite cheerleader of Turnbull and his tax cuts and the Brisbane journalists seem to not be posting opinion pieces anymore. So I feel like the company ordered that the opinion pieces section be exclusive to known dickheads like David Crowe & Jessica Irvine.

It's depressing, I'm not sure what happened, its just one day SMH was all over the website when before it wasn't.

Job cuts maybe?

# ? Jul 8, 2018 03:22

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Anidav posted:

https://www.gofundme.com/fight-the-greens

I know you should never read the comments, but lol. Amazing comments.

# ? Jul 8, 2018 03:26

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Zenithe posted:

https://www.gofundme.com/fight-the-greens

I know you should never read the comments, but lol. Amazing comments.

They're not all bad :unsmith:

quote:

28 mins ago

disgraceful piece of crap. i hope next time you stand at the trough taking a piss, a real man. who respects women knocks you into it, where you deserve to be. the bradbury vote may have put you there mate. but you still as low as the cake soap in the trough

# ? Jul 8, 2018 03:43

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