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Motherfucker posted:I dunno, That dudes dead boring prose doesn't really give me much in terms of nuance but even with the fist sized grain of salt of him being the narrator I don't feel like he's unforgivable... I think he just did some dumb bullshit because he got spooked by stories on the internet, I mean he came clean... Than again he dosn't seem remorseful either and he's obviously easily manipulated. quote:I read some horror stories where guys have their wives cheat on them and end up raising other guys kids for their entire lives and find out several decades later and I started having this irrational fear that I would be that person. 1. Those stories are pretty common on MRA/redpill stuff, just saying. Where did he find his? 2. Leaving aside the betrayal and infidelity, if you raise a kid for decades, they're your loving kid. What does DNA matter? The guys who put that much stock in whose jizz created a child are generally not great dudes. The emphasis on "whose child" it is and not "I found out my wife cheated on me" is creepy. This is why I am seeing red flags on the OP of that one.
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Darkrenown posted:Uhh, drinking craft beer is a hobby, not alcoholism!!! tried to google the title and first result is https://www.mentalhelp.net/articles/why-do-adults-stay-in-abusive-relationships/
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Doc Hawkins posted:I guess no one but me read your post. Do you have a link for caganer? OP could have lied due to the heat of thousands of Redditors about to dox his dog touching son. A disavow from op means less than nothing. Darkrenown posted:I know the first story is a repost, but I am not sure if the update was ever posted. Hopefully people won't mind seeing it again if it was: He’s a Zoey and she’s a Zelda Caganer fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jul 8, 2018 |
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:tried to google the title and first result is https://www.mentalhelp.net/articles/why-do-adults-stay-in-abusive-relationships/ Fitting, although the actual thread if you didn't find it is here: https://reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/42zyvu/me_27_f_with_my_boyfriend_26_m_together_3_yrs/
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Bored posted:Some dude punched his girlfriend's dog when it tried to jump up on him while he was wearing an expensive suit. Thanks, I remember it now. It had been bugging me intermittently. Sometimes you’re reminded of a great post; other times you’re reminded of a horror show, e.g., molested dog. Thank God that one was probably fake. I suppose those really terrible ones are the price for the great ones and even the baseline everyday but entertaining schad — you can’t have Pete stories as steak dinner every night.
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Doc Hawkins posted:I guess no one but me read your post. Do you have a link for caganer? he just had an update that the dog passed away from old age and he is still divorced from his wife, so the awfulness may be real. I'm going to have to dig way back in this thread and see if whoever called it fake has a quote. It was someone who actually read things, not just randomly calls "fake!" Edit: I am not having any luck searching Google for the original posting in this thread and the phone app doesn't have a "search feature". Maybe someone else can find it? Bored fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Jul 8, 2018 |
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ZearothK posted:I was arguing with mom yesterday while she's on her business trip. I warned the new call of duty game and she said no. I accidentally said the words go gently caress yourself. She said "just you wait." My idiot sister Jane 14 told the twins. Thank you, it was as great as I remembered it being.
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Heliotrope posted:Thank you, it was as great as I remembered it being. succinctly awesome
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Jeza posted:relationships/r/: insatiable appetite for the booty of sophisticated and elegant women Reported. If you report a post with a thread title suggestion and list the report as something like "thread title change request", it usually gets changed.
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Bored posted:he just had an update that the dog passed away from old age and he is still divorced from his wife, so the awfulness may be real. I'm going to have to dig way back in this thread and see if whoever called it fake has a quote. It was someone who actually read things, not just randomly calls "fake!" extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence I [24F] had an allergic reaction to something my boyfriend's mom [50sF] cooked. She won't give me the recipe to find out what it was because it's a "family secret."Non-Romantic quote:We've been dating for 2.5 years, normally my boyfriend's mom is a very kind, reasonable lady. Over the holiday we stopped by her house very briefly to say hello and hang out for a bit. She was having a neighborhood party later that evening so she had cooked up a bunch of stuff. She asked right before we left if we wanted to try one of the dishes she had tried. She was super excited about it, it's an old recipe from her grandma, etc. We tried it. Admittedly it was super delicious. We then got in the car and left. Caganer fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Jul 9, 2018 |
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caganer really wants a kid to have hosed a dog repeatedly
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 00:18 |
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Brother Entropy posted:caganer really wants a kid to have hosed a dog repeatedly nah tbh i just don't like when people doubt the stories because it's a pointless aside that derails the thread.
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i'll gladly take on the sin of [squints at notes] 'derailing the thread' if it means assuring people the story about a kid loving a dog repeatedly was a fabrication
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Brother Entropy posted:i'll gladly take on the sin of [squints at notes] 'derailing the thread' if it means assuring people the story about a kid loving a dog repeatedly was a fabrication do you have a source for that assertion?
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 00:23 |
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Caganer posted:do you have a source for that assertion? no because this is a goofy thread on the internet about gossiping over total strangers' drama, not a term paper
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 00:26 |
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Brother Entropy posted:no because this is a goofy thread on the internet about gossiping over total strangers' drama, not a term paper You are being sealioned. Me [22 F] with my SO [22M] having problems after 4 years b/c of anal quote:The last year with my boyfriend has been kind of hard. This year he told me that what really turns him on is anal. We had done it once when I was black out drunk, and I hurt for a week after but apparently it was his new thing. I really wanted to be supportive so I bought butt plugs and told him I'd try it out. At first it wasn't so bad, if I said I didn't want to try them I wouldn't. As time went on he started making me feel bad about not trying them, so I started to do it more hoping that I'd find some pleasure in it. I don't. It's been almost a full year now and it hurts just as much as it did in the beginning. The worst part is that he's not even turned on if I don't let him put things in my rear end anymore, and I'm so turned off when he does. When it happens I'm in pain, we'll use lube we'll be careful, but it still hurts. Eventually I've realized that if I put it in myself it isn't as bad, but he wants to put it in, and it sucks. Sex has been ending with him upset at me for saying no and me asserting myself saying he doesn't get to be mad about such a thing. It's really ruining our relationship. "Aside from the horrific anal pain and abuse that makes my life a living hell, and that one time he raped my butt, he's perfect!"
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 00:43 |
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There is one solution. You have to poop on your boyfriend.
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 00:46 |
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"It's fake" loses a lot of its comfort when you realise there are 7.5 billion humans so everything bad you can possibly imagine happens 10 times per minute
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 00:47 |
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Caganer posted:extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 00:47 |
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One-up him by telling him you have a fetish for making GBS threads dick nipples and you want him to wear fake boobs filled with chocolate sauce
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 00:48 |
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A testicle crushing fetish is apparently a thing, she should go with that.
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Haifisch posted:My sister got my dog’s tail docked without permission I hope she never speaks to her sister ever again because that is ultra hosed up yo. People who think docking tail, ears, etc of animals for cosmetic reasons are horrid excuses for garbage rear end human beings. I'm so mad reading this one. gently caress.
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Spatial posted:One-up him by telling him you have a fetish for making GBS threads dick nipples and you want him to wear fake boobs filled with chocolate sauce What? That doesn’t even make sense.
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 01:23 |
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My father [55M] has had a tendency to playfully smack my butt since I was a kid. I'm a [29F] now and I've found it disturbing for awhile.quote:I don't get a vibe that there's anything sexual about it. My dad has just always been this kind of socially derpy, lovable, teddybear type who still treats me like I'm a 10 year old. He still buys me like 5 stuffed animals for every Christmas/Birthday and I don't really have the heart to tell him that I don't know what to do with 200 stuffed animals as a grown rear end woman except shove them in a trash bag in storage. He has a lot of little idiosyncrasies like that that annoy me sometimes, but it's adorable and it makes him happy so I placate it. loving hell, "Jesus dad, I'm like 30. It's weird" is about the mildest possible form of protest besides just saying "Please don't smack my butt". Just say it. Say those words. If that doesn't work start carrying a knotted rope to wack him in the nuts with, like the scene from Casino Royale, each time he smacks you. One one hand, it's super weird he hasn't figured this out on his own or from how OP reacts, but if someone keeps doing something you dislike and you literally never mention that you dislike it over the course of 30 years they are probably not going to stop on their own.
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Darkrenown posted:My father [55M] has had a tendency to playfully smack my butt since I was a kid. I'm a [29F] now and I've found it disturbing for awhile. he knows what he's doing
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drat it Dad.ClamdestineBoyster posted:What? That doesn’t even make sense.
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Spatial posted:drat it Dad. there's an example in the saclopedia: https://i.imgur.com/Tt8uE5M.jpg My [23F] girlfriend and I [27M] had a major falling out over a game of settlers of catanRelationships (self.relationships) quote:To start with, I just want to say that there has been a lot of history between us and I don't believe this game to be the sole reason for this huge fight we had. Caganer fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jul 9, 2018 |
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Settlers of Catan is the relationship copycat killer of Monopoly
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On one hand yeah that's kind of a dick move on his part on the other hand those couples who play what is supposed to be a individual-player game effectively as a pair when everyone else is on their own are generally insufferable
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Caganer posted:My [23F] girlfriend and I [27M] had a major falling out over a game of settlers of catanRelationships (self.relationships) quote:started comparing me to another couple playing with us where the boyfriend would give his girlfriend resources every now and then. this poo poo is actually bar none the worst (in game) garbage in tabletop gaming and I irrationally hate the gf for actively wanting it. Usually it's not even a couple, it's just some dude trying to impress his crush by literally white knighting her in game. It ruins the entire balance and strategy of most tabletop stuff.
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# ? Jul 9, 2018 02:57 |
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Don't date anyone pathetic enough to be mad that you didn't let them win a board game Jesus Christ that would almost be acceptable if she was 12, not 23
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You do not have to emulate capitalism even if the premis is capital. Musk would be the op boyfriend.
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Given that the non op boyfriend should have been helping all
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Sagebrush posted:On one hand yeah that's kind of a dick move on his part Fuckin five eyes
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I begin to wail as my boyfriend's piece lands on my piece and sends it back to the beginning of the Pop-O-Matic Trouble board. This. Is. Violence.
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Danaru posted:Don't date anyone pathetic enough to be mad that you didn't let them win a board game Jesus Christ that would almost be acceptable if she was 12, not 23
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The trashtalk that was glossed over is what killed his relationship and the autist doesn't see it.
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:The trashtalk that was glossed over is what killed his relationship and the autist doesn't see it. I woulda agreed with that if the OP didn't confirm his gf literally wanted him to give her free poo poo in game. That sort of dynamic pretty much destroys ffa games like catan.
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:The trashtalk that was glossed over is what killed his relationship and the autist doesn't see it.
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:You do not have to emulate capitalism even if the premis is capital. Musk would be the op boyfriend. Settlers of Catan is actually about competing communist societies. All resources go directly to the state (the player), who allocates them toward whatever project will do the most good. The only official bad guy in the game is the Robber Baron, e.g. a capitalist for hire who selfishly collects resources for himself instead of providing them to the people/the state, where they will do the most good.
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