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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Geez. The Durex in Taiwan are fine and good; the local brands are annoyingly fragile.

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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


LimburgLimbo posted:

I had Durex I got in HK break 3 goddamn times

HK durex are smaller than UK durex, not sure about US or Tokyo or SG,just something to be mindful of if you're travelling - breakages are not good

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Jissbons are hilariously small

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
Why buy anything other than Okamoto Crowns? Although apparently they're not maide in Japan anymore.

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

dick cancer makes it grow bigger, do you know

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
That dipshit hypebeast (Vietnamese-)American youtuber, Ricegum, is getting called out by Chinese people on Youtube because he made a video of him in Hong Kong being a retard. It shows clips from his video in HK, it's pretty stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mgAHq4oxKk

Darkest Auer posted:

Jissbons are hilariously small
But they are named after James Bond! He's famours. Are you saying Jiss Bond has small dick??????

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I hope Chinese internal security whatever got a kick out of my pornography habits

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
I saw there were a million posts in this thread and I thought Haier was getting married. I dunno why I thought that.

Symetrique
Jan 2, 2013




UltraRed posted:

I saw there were a million posts in this thread and I thought Haier was getting married. I dunno why I thought that.

I thought the suit was finally posted.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



I think that I shall never see
A 5-piece suit but only 3.
A suit with shiny buttons prest
Against the jacket's double breast;
A suit that looks so good all day,
And lifts his woolen arms to pray;
A suit that may in Summer wear
A cool fedora on your hair;
Upon whose trousers pinstripes lain;
A clip-on tie to save the pain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can POST THE SUIT.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Grand Fromage posted:

Jissbon is the best condom brand name ever.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Pham Nuwen posted:

I think that I shall never see
A 5-piece suit but only 3.
A suit with shiny buttons prest
Against the jacket's double breast;
A suit that looks so good all day,
And lifts his woolen arms to pray;
A suit that may in Summer wear
A cool fedora on your hair;
Upon whose trousers pinstripes lain;
A clip-on tie to save the pain.
Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can POST THE SUIT.

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Haier will never marry because no woman will even come close to CG

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
i think haier is making the right choice with corea girl. if you don't want to marry someone then you have your reasons and you don't need to explain yourself to anyone. it's like that guy you didn't want to get with because his family really expected him to have a lot of kids to make up for his gay brother, you have your reasons and haier has his :)

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Tis not mere pieces for which we eternal strive
And in strange aeons even suits have five

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

The White Dragon posted:

i think haier is making the right choice with corea girl. if you don't want to marry someone then you have your reasons and you don't need to explain yourself to anyone. it's like that guy you didn't want to get with because his family really expected him to have a lot of kids to make up for his gay brother, you have your reasons and haier has his :)

He gave us a reason, he said they drive eachother nuts if they spend more than a few days a week together.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
he's mentioned this multiple times before, and everyone agrees this is a good reason

we will continue to give him poo poo about it regardless because wouldn't you in our collective position?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

underage at the vape shop posted:

He gave us a reason, he said they drive eachother nuts if they spend more than a few days a week together.

So it would be like a normal marriage?

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!

Devils Affricate posted:

Tis not mere pieces for which we eternal strive
And in strange aeons even suits have five

This is REALLY good.

ntan1
Apr 29, 2009

sempai noticed me
I was in Yosemite with my mother 2 days ago and she was standing looking at half dome with binoculars. Some Korean tourist group comes behind her and set up for a photo, then forcibly pushes my mother pretty hard and say in English "Go Away photo".

So she stays in the shot taking a look at binoculars for 5 minutes, and I interject and stand next to her. The tourist group tries to take their photo blocking my mother from the shot, so I visibly flip them off as they took their photo. As they walked away I vocally yelled at them to gently caress off too.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Devils Affricate posted:

Tis not mere pieces for which we eternal strive
And in strange aeons even suits have five

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

ntan1 posted:

I was in Yosemite with my mother 2 days ago and she was standing looking at half dome with binoculars. Some Korean tourist group comes behind her and set up for a photo, then forcibly pushes my mother pretty hard and say in English "Go Away photo".

So she stays in the shot taking a look at binoculars for 5 minutes, and I interject and stand next to her. The tourist group tries to take their photo blocking my mother from the shot, so I visibly flip them off as they took their photo. As they walked away I vocally yelled at them to gently caress off too.

I hope Yosemite hasn't been ruined by tourists before I get a chance to visit.

ntan1
Apr 29, 2009

sempai noticed me
too late come on a weekday.

4th of july was great somehow because apparently all of the tourists wanted to watch fireworks and they are banned in yosemite.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

ntan1 posted:

I was in Yosemite with my mother 2 days ago and she was standing looking at half dome with binoculars. Some Korean tourist group comes behind her and set up for a photo, then forcibly pushes my mother pretty hard and say in English "Go Away photo".

So she stays in the shot taking a look at binoculars for 5 minutes, and I interject and stand next to her. The tourist group tries to take their photo blocking my mother from the shot, so I visibly flip them off as they took their photo. As they walked away I vocally yelled at them to gently caress off too.

Holy poo poo, did they mistakenly think they were still in Asia? I didn't think they tried to pull this sort of behavior outside of their own countries.

On the condoms being poorly made, maybe it's an attempt to make more beautiful mixed babies?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I have to say, Korea's the only place people have physically shoved me (or tried, at least) out of the way of something they wanted. Never had that here. Sichuanese are so small they might not be willing to try on me though.

I have had mainlanders just walk into me and continue trying to walk into me like a NPC with broken pathfinding AI though, which was simply a bizarre experience.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Grand Fromage posted:

I have had mainlanders just walk into me and continue trying to walk into me like a NPC with broken pathfinding AI though, which was simply a bizarre experience.

*Bumps into you*

*Attempts to adjust path, fails, and bumps into you again*

"Wealth beyond measure, Outlander"

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

Grand Fromage posted:

I have to say, Korea's the only place people have physically shoved me (or tried, at least) out of the way of something they wanted. Never had that here. Sichuanese are so small they might not be willing to try on me though.

I have had mainlanders just walk into me and continue trying to walk into me like a NPC with broken pathfinding AI though, which was simply a bizarre experience.

That’s because you are a big and burly fat goons goon

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


caberham posted:

That’s because you are a big and burly fat goons goon

Uh no Koreans do it to everyone. They shove each other out of the way too. Old women especially.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Yeah I know. Korea is bad

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

fish and chips and dip posted:

From that article:

"A representative of one company, Aoyang Chemical Co, in Dacheng, Hebei province, told the EIA that 99% of its foams used CFC-11, bought from “shady and hidden” factories in Inner Mongolia. Another, from the nearby Wan Fu Chemical Co, said it was easy to avoid inspections: “When the municipal environmental bureau runs a check, our local officers would call me and tell me to shut down my factory. Our workers just gather and hide together.”

To Wan Fu, Thanks for Everything

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
I had a good time in Korea but I wouldn't want to live there.

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

Kharnifex posted:

Yeah, alot of fake Durex break very easily

Hey this is a thing? And how do I know?

I just kinda go with Durex cuz it's the only western brand I recognize.The box says "UK Brand Great Deal" and really plays up that it's British but now I'm worried

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

BrainDance posted:

Hey this is a thing? And how do I know?

I just kinda go with Durex cuz it's the only western brand I recognize.The box says "UK Brand Great Deal" and really plays up that it's British but now I'm worried

I wouldn’t sweat it. The heavy metals are going to leech into your cock and render it useless long before the cheap rubber becomes a problem.

Edit: Maybe I have this wrong. A bunch of metal in your schlong might actually be a good thing.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I wouldn’t sweat it. The heavy metals are going to leech into your cock and render it useless long before the cheap rubber becomes a problem.

Edit: Maybe I have this wrong. A bunch of metal in your schlong might actually be a good thing.

When they talk about "putting the lead back in your pencil" they didn't mean literally

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Grand Fromage posted:

Uh no Koreans do it to everyone. They shove each other out of the way too. Old women especially.

We talking about shoving old women or old women shoving?

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler
If you go to a Cosco in Korea, and a stand is giving out samples, you will literally see old ladies shoving and elbowing complete strangers to get a dixie cup of lovely soup.

EasternBronze
Jul 19, 2011

I registered for the Selective Service! I'm also racist as fuck!
:downsbravo:
Don't forget to ignore me!
Olds are terrible everywhere but Korean olds are something else.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

BrainDance posted:

Hey this is a thing? And how do I know?

I just kinda go with Durex cuz it's the only western brand I recognize.The box says "UK Brand Great Deal" and really plays up that it's British but now I'm worried

there is a few articles online, but unsure if this will help you

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Koreans still living their daily lives like they're about to get overrun by the norks

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I remember being really confused my first week in China, coming from Korea, because nobody pushed me on the street or in stores. I almost missed the feeling because I'd pretty much gotten used to it by then.

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