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i say ELONGATE the elon-hate the worst page snype
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:05 |
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Saint Freak posted:Maybe we can trick him into building Lowtax a robospine. I think Lowtax would want a spine that doesn't spontaneously combust
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:06 |
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Let us discuss soon to be Supreme Court Judge Brett Kavanaugh
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:06 |
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spog posted:Christ, can we not poo poo up yet another thread with elon-hate? it is appropriate to make fun of the baby man who is throwing a public tantrum because the world didn't appreciate his gift of a bespoke steampunk child-drowner
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:09 |
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Andrast posted:I think Lowtax would want a spine that doesn't spontaneously combust How about we let Lowtax make that decision for himself.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:14 |
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Besesoth posted:I'm trying to remember which actor was telling the story about how he was having a conversation with Musk at a party, someone came up to ask for a selfie, and Musk was heartbroken that she was talking to the actor and not him. It's from the article How “Silicon Valley” Nails Silicon Valley. quote:“Some Valley big shots have no idea how to react to the show,” Miller told me. “They can’t decide whether to be offended or flattered. And they’re mystified by the fact that actors have a kind of celebrity that they will never have—there’s no rhyme or reason to it, but that’s the way it is, and it kills them.” Miller met Musk at the after-party in Redwood City. “I think he was thrown by the fact that I wasn’t being sycophantic—which I couldn’t be, because I didn’t realize who he was at the time. He said, ‘I have some advice for your show,’ and I went, ‘No thanks, we don’t need any advice,’ which threw him even more. And then, while we’re talking, some woman comes up and says ‘Can I have a picture?’ and he starts to pose—it was kinda sad, honestly—and instead she hands the camera to him and starts to pose with me. It was, like, Sorry, dude, I know you’re a big deal—and, in his case, he actually is a big deal—but I’m the guy from ‘Yogi Bear 3-D,’ and apparently that’s who she wants a picture with.” Also, the entire article is amazing: quote:During one visit to Google’s headquarters, in Mountain View, about six writers sat in a conference room with Astro Teller, the head of GoogleX, who wore a midi ring and kept his long hair in a ponytail. “Most of our research meetings are fun, but this one was uncomfortable,” Kemper told me. GoogleX is the company’s “moonshot factory,” devoted to projects, such as self-driving cars, that are difficult to build but might have monumental impact. Hooli, a multibillion-dollar company on “Silicon Valley,” bears a singular resemblance to Google. (The Google founder Larry Page, in Fortune: “We’d like to have a bigger impact on the world by doing more things.” Hooli’s C.E.O., in season two: “I don’t want to live in a world where someone makes the world a better place better than we do.”) The previous season, Hooli had launched HooliXYZ, its own “moonshot factory,” whose experiments were slapstick absurdities: monkeys who use bionic arms to masturbate; powerful cannons for launching potatoes across a room. “He claimed he hadn’t seen the show, and then he referred many times to specific things that had happened on the show,” Kemper said. “His message was, ‘We don’t do stupid things here. We do things that actually are going to change the world, whether you choose to make fun of that or not.’ ” (Teller could not be reached for comment.)
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:18 |
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Can we not get into an argument about whether Elon Musk is good or bad, and instead just be thankful that Elon Musk saved all those childrens' lives?
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:23 |
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Van Kraken posted:It's from the article How “Silicon Valley” Nails Silicon Valley. Everything about this is hilarious beyond my ability to describe it
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:24 |
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Van Kraken posted:It's from the article How “Silicon Valley” Nails Silicon Valley. "Teller ended the meeting by standing up in a huff, but his attempt at a dramatic exit was marred by the fact that he was wearing Rollerblades." Oh my god how do these people even exist
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:34 |
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Jeese guys my sense of mirth over other people's misfortune goes right flaccid each time you mention that billionaire getting richer by the second and how he's living the life being the center of his world and all. In fact doesn't make me happy at all!!!!! Should we start a resentment thread?
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:48 |
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https://giant.gfycat.com/WaterloggedBaggyAfricanwildcat.webm
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:50 |
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Samuringa posted:"Teller ended the meeting by standing up in a huff, but his attempt at a dramatic exit was marred by the fact that he was wearing Rollerblades." https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-01-18/the-fall-of-travis-kalanick-was-a-lot-weirder-and-darker-than-you-thought quote:A year ago, before the investor lawsuits and the federal investigations, before the mass resignations, and before the connotation of the word “Uber” shifted from “world’s most valuable startup” to “world’s most dysfunctional,” Uber’s executives sat around a hotel conference room table in San Francisco, trying to convince their chief executive officer, Travis Kalanick, that the company had a major problem: him.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:54 |
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Samuringa posted:"Teller ended the meeting by standing up in a huff, but his attempt at a dramatic exit was marred by the fact that he was wearing Rollerblades." I saw a video of a super obese tech guy giving a TED talk and he has huge loving dreadlocks and goes around in a scooter. He probably smells like piss and I don't want to look him up because he looks revolting.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:55 |
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Is this guy dead?
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:57 |
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Skippy McPants posted:Is this guy dead? Dead lift, yeah.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 19:59 |
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Van Kraken posted:It's from the article How “Silicon Valley” Nails Silicon Valley. Kumail Nanjani actually has a pretty famous thread about the lack of foresight and consideration among the SV tech community https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/925828976882282496 Most of these people aren't evil or stupid, they are just extremely naive and really believe that technology will somehow bootstrap us out of all of our problems.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 20:03 |
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Skippy McPants posted:Is this guy dead? (I like the lady in the background stop to watch and then just go "welp" after he smashes himself)
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 20:03 |
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zoux posted:Most of these people aren't evil or stupid, they are just extremely naive and really believe that technology will somehow bootstrap us out of all of our problems. https://twitter.com/1followernodad/status/1016349564117192704
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 20:05 |
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fisting by many posted:Seems he developed a plan c, but plan a worked Not unlike his mother, he skipped plan B
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 20:06 |
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Saint Freak posted:Maybe we can trick him into building Lowtax a robospine. https://i.imgur.com/rNc8my3.gifv
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 20:18 |
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I said most. Peter Thiel exists.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 20:19 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Can we not get into an argument about whether Elon Musk is good or bad, and instead just be thankful that Elon Musk saved all those childrens' lives? https://twitter.com/ronaldravegan/status/1016702447237062656
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 20:38 |
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Teledildonics is improving by leaps and bounds these days.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 20:51 |
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https://i.imgur.com/H99B8e6.mp4
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 21:15 |
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“Influence her on on a subconscious level” Yeah the wife is definitely not going to notice anything weird when she starts getting spammed by articles about how she should give her husband a blowjob
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 21:19 |
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turns out seeds don't grow when drowned in poo poo, even the proverbial kind
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 21:44 |
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Van Kraken posted:It's from the article How “Silicon Valley” Nails Silicon Valley. I just can't get over the fact that Elon Musk got an ego-check by T.J. Miller, the man who once got so drunk that he called in a bomb threat for a train he was on, and who also starred in The Emoji Movie
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 21:45 |
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^^Better yet, didn't he end up calling it on a different train by mistake?Andrast posted:“Influence her on on a subconscious level” "Top 10 Reasons you, specifically you, should suck your husband's dick tonight, TABITHA"
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 21:51 |
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Inco posted:I just can't get over the fact that Elon Musk got an ego-check by T.J. Miller, the man who once got so drunk that he called in a bomb threat for a train he was on, and who also starred in The Emoji Movie This was when Silicon Valley was new, so it was T.J. Miller at the height of his powers, and not the sad and broken man he's become.
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Phanatic posted:This was when Silicon Valley was new, so it was T.J. Miller at the height of his powers, and not the sad and broken man he's become. Given his past, I imagine he was always a sad and broken man. Dude posing as a Saudi prince gets undone by bacon: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article214370529.html
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 21:57 |
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Andrast posted:“Influence her on on a subconscious level” Also how much disingenuous mkultra enhanced-triple-reverse-psychology does it take to sneak any version of "my boner really needs you to stop using adblock and start paying attention to dumb obvious clickbait" into any conversations, and have that somehow actually work? They would need to be already using mind control in order to make the mind control effective at all.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 22:00 |
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Schadenfreude: it was T.J. Miller at the height of his powers
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 22:03 |
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GrandpaPants posted:Because he's leveraging his plan C (C is also being very generous) as a way to generate publicity about himself and making it all about him/his genius. Reminder about 2012, where billionaire Mitt Romoney dropped off a bunch of perishable food for Super Storm Sandy relief.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 22:20 |
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GrandpaPants posted:Because he's leveraging his plan C (C is also being very generous) as a way to generate publicity about himself and making it all about him/his genius. The best (worst) part is he literally took a trip to ~*disrupt*~ an ongoing rescue operation just to leave a child-size coffin as a memento.
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 22:24 |
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Stexils posted:if this was at night it could be a horror movie My effort is really bad, but: :edit: gently caress I broke tables. One sec. Lord Dudeguy has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Jul 10, 2018 |
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https://elekk.xyz/system/media_attachments/files/000/478/141/original/22da673d05ae1efc.webm
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 22:53 |
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Andrast posted:“Influence her on on a subconscious level” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roswPPr2t3U
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 22:53 |
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Lord Dudeguy posted:My effort is really bad, but: What's the relationship between the blue wobbly splotch in the centre and the black rectangles on the sides? Are they adversaries, or kinsmen?
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 23:14 |
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https://i.imgur.com/rq7YxI0.mp4
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WASTED
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# ? Jul 10, 2018 23:25 |